What did the blind man get for Christmas? Poison.

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Why did the 5 year-old go to the hospital? He had cancer

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I once went seven years without sex, then I turned eight and my uncle raped me.

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Q: How does a chicken get to work? A: A chicken does not go to work. Chickens can not legally be employed for any position in any country as they are chickens, are not human, and do not posses any prerequisites required to be hired for any existing employable position.

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What did the Mexican say when a house fell on him? Nothing. He's dead.

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What's worse than finding a bone in your boneless chicken meal? Going home to find your entire family brutally murdered.

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Did you hear about the cannibal who had a wife and ate kids?

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Why did the elephant cross the road? It was the chickens day off. haha its funny

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bitches be crafty.

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What did the African do when he found out he was constipated? He ate a laxative and went to the toilet

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what did the boy say to the girl? make me a sandwich.

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Why was Martin Luther King Jr. Shot? Because he was black.

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Noobz -wondering why your valid anti-joke is getting voted down? Simply because it's a repeat, someone else has already submitted it. Only the original is valid for positive to votes. The regulars on here willallvote a repeat down immediately. I have 3 accounts set upwith different IP's just to do that. You have been warned. Search first mo fo's

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one swipe, i call this one the cinderella story if you HAH! know what i mean, Paul....are you ok?....nooo...., you know the lettuce in antarctica is pretty questionable

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An Asian gets into her car to drive to her grandmother's house. She arrives at 6:30 and has a wonderful dinner.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Because the same wolf that had devoured the chickens' chicks singlehandedly was chasing it.

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Two men walk into a bar, they weren't looking where they were going.

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Why did the tree catch on fire? A phinix hit it!

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A man enters a bar. Two minutes later, a woman leaves a bar. What happened? A man entered a bar and a woman left. What's there to explain?

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Two Jews walk into a bar. They promptly order their drinks and then leave.

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my namew is jd

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Haikus are awesome but sometimes they don't make sense hippopotamus

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Jason Connor.

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