Do you have to make frequent trips to the bathroom? Do you have a weak or broken stream? Do you leave the bathroom feeling satisfied? Do your frequent trips to the bathroom interrupt everyday activities? Well you should take Lunesta and just sleep. Then you wouldn't have this problem.

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Q: What was the little boy doing in the deep end of the swimming pool? A: Drowning.

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ARE YOU OKAY? Well thanks for asking actually I could be doing a bit better bu... BUSTER WOLF! Moral: No Im adding moral here, I mean why ask people if they are feeling okay before you break then in half?

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uhh i dont feel like writing a joke

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What has 9 arms and sucks? Def Leppard

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What do you call shark with no dorsal fin? Unused ingredients for soup.

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Once upon a time, there was this guy. He lived a good life and then died.

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A black man walks into a bar. His parents were immigrants from South Africa.

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A doctor, a farmer, and a blonde walk into a bar. The doctor orders red wine because he knows it's good for the heart. The farmer orders a Piña Colada because he likes fruit. The two men wait eagerly to what the blonde is about to order. The blonde opens her purse and says "Damn it, I can't find my credit card." Suddenly, a handsome young gentleman walks up to her says "Don't worry miss, I'll buy a drink for you. What are you having?" The blonde looks up and says "Don't worry? I just lost my credit card!" In a fit a of anger, the blonde storms out the bar and doesn't order anything.

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jack shine and keiran = nate robinson

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Why did the bus crash? Because the driver was a watermelon.

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Q: I have 2 dogs. Why? A: I like dogs

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A man walks into a doctors and says 'Doctor, Doctor, I have a bad stomach ache' Upon hearing this, the doctor writes the man a prescription for medication and wishes him a swift recovery.

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I don't always drink beer, but when I do, I beat my family.

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A man walks into a bar. His friend follows him in, but the first man doesn't know he's there. They both order a beer, then a couple strong shots. The first man then notices his friend, and they exchange high-fives. The man's friend says, "Hey, how ya doin?" The first man says, "Okay, I guess, but I forgot the punchline." So the second man orders his friend the strongest drink, and the weakest. He replies, "Me too, Joe. Meeeeee, too."

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Jim: "Hey guess what" Bill: "What" Jim: "George Bush got reelected" *Bill proceeds to throw himself into the Atlantic Ocean.*

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Why did the 5 year-old go to the hospital? He had cancer

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joe diragi makes paul look straight

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Why does Lady GaGa have no hair down there? It's physically impossible to grow hair on your toenails.

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What would Guy and Hemech's reactions be if they saw this joke up? They would see it from the newest jokes

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What do you do when you fall of the horse? Consider calling the paramedics because it's possible that when you hit the ground your brain sustained damage and you should be rushed to a hospital immediately.

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Roses are Red Violets are plucked So are my nose-hairs Pretty disgusting

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What is the Civil War called in Virginia? The War of Northern Aggression.

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-What do you call the brown spots in your yard? Dog shit.

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