- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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A blonde girl walks into the local dry cleaners. She places a garment on the counter. "I'll be back tomorrow afternoon to pick up my dress." she says. "Come again?" says the clerk, cupping his ear. "I said 'I'LL BE BACK TOMORROW AFTERNOON TO PICK UP MY DRESS'," says the girl, this time louder.

roses are black violets are too im colorblind how about you

What's worse than loosing your pen? Getting raped by a pedophile.

Why do people read Bibles? To learn about God.

If a tree falls in the forest does a woman hear it? Probably, but the real question is why is there a tree in the kitchen?

Knock Knock Who's there Nobody is here. This is just a feeble attempt of your subconsious to convince yourself you have someone who cares about you in the least bit to mask the horrible wretched pain of loneliness and suffering that is the enternal damnation of your life.

Roses are red, Violets are blue. My mom went to the doctor and found out she has cancer, so when she told me, I was eccentric. That tree is green.

whats the difference between madalin mcan and batman...batman returns. not really madalin mcan gets rape fucked by many differnt men at the same time whilst she squeels for help

What did the girl get for her birthday? Older.

Knock Knock Whos there Who Yan Who Yan Who Chow Yan Chow

Why do you believe in evolution? Because it increases the power of my pokemon.

How do you get a black man out of a tree? Politely ask him to come down

two parrots are seated on a perch. One turns to the other and says, "Do you smell fish?"

(Family sat down at table) Child goes to start a story - "I have a ginger friend.." Everyone bursts out laughing and leaves the child confused.

Why did the girl fall off her bike? Someone threw a piano at her.

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The Sarah Palin bus tour to teach children about history.

Q: What do you call a women with 2 bowling pins? A: A women with 2 bowling pins.

It's weird how two of the SAME jokes can get different ratings.

Womens rights.

Why couldn't the basketball player jump anymore? Because he broke his back.

Why did the skeleton cross the road? To get to the body shop.

Why did the little girl fall off the swing? Because she had no arms.

What do you call a puppy with no limbs? It doesn't matter, he's never coming back.

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