Why were the black man's balls so big He had testicular cancer

Why couldn't the blonde screw in the light bulb?? - she happened to be autistic

yuor momma so fat she has type 2 diabetes

What did the fish say when he ran into a wall?

What should you do if you are locked in the trunk of a car? Yell for help.

A man walks into a bar. Ouch

A man is training his dog. He tells the dog to sit. The dog sits. "Good boy!" said the man. The dog did not thank the man for the compliment because dogs cannot speak.

Why was the little girl blowing bubbles in the swimming pool? Because she was drowning

what do you call a newborn baby? anything you want.

Why'd humpty dumpy fall of the wall? Someone threw a fridge at him

What did the white guy say to the black guy? I used to be black also. My name is Michael.

what ya call e dong withb eyes peeneyes

A black man walks into a bar. A few minutes later a jewish man enters. Next door, a twelve year old girl is crying over the tragic death of her mother due to terminal cancer.

Whats the XBOX JUAN's most popular game. Call of Juarez!!!

Why does Eli Manning play for the Giants? Because he is huge.

whats worse than your computer crashing? your plane crashing...twice

Q: Why did the bird fall out of the tree? A: It was dead Q: Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? A: It was stapled to the bird

What do you call cheese that's not yours? Stolen

Q. What did the man say when his car broke down. A. Damn it, my car broke down.

What's worse that finding a worm in your apple? Half the holocaust

Q. Why was the dad sad? A.His favorite team lost in the championship.

when does lady gaga wake up? when she dreams about a bad romance

What did the homeless man get for Christmas? Nothing.

What did a dodo do after his last meal? Become extinct

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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