What did a dodo do after his last meal? Become extinct

why couldn't the chicken cross the road? it was hit and killed by a vehicle, much like all animals that try and cross roads. created by KA

A bartender walks into a bar. It's his shift.

when does lady gaga wake up? when she dreams about a bad romance

What's worse that finding a worm in your apple? Half the holocaust

If I was a regular squirrel, I would be pissed at flying squirrels.

Yo sugars so salty when you put it on your french fries they taste like salty french fries

what a filthy dirty mess also dirt

Whats an Anti-Joke? Funny

what's shaped like a tree? a tree

I went to the zoo the other day, there was only one animal there and it was a dog. It was a shitzoo

Person 1 What's good? Person 2 Your mom's love making

Why did the girl ask her brother for aids? Because her room was a mess

what is 6 + 8 a math equation

What's worse than a needle in a hay stack? A needle in a stack of drug addicts.

bitches be crafty.

I like toast -my name is Bob and I approve of this message

Have you heard the one about the three tailed salamander that fell off a bridge? I haven't either.

What did the Muslim have under his hood of his car? A V-8 engine.

Why couldn't Jim pogo-stick? He didn't have one.

What did the homeless man get for Christmas? Nothing.

On a scale of 1 to drunk how ten are you?

fruit salad?

A baby boy and a baby girl are much alike when you eat them they die

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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The Anti Joke Book


NEW ANTI-JOKE BOOK!  Now that we've resolved the printing issues with our publisher, check out the BRAND SPANKING NEW Anti-Joke Book!

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