What did the deaf man say to the blind man? Look out there's a bus in front of you

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(approach girl) How much does a polar bear weigh? Enough to fit into the same dress as you

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you know whats worse then losing your banjo? finding a spleen in it's place

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what did the white man say to the black man with the gun? Nothing he was dead

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what did the boy with no arms or legs get for christmas? cancer

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Who spends too much time on Anti-Joke? ...

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What's faster than a black man running with your tv His brother with your XBOX

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Did you hear the joke about Hellen Kellers dad? It was very funny

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What did Santa do on Christmas? NOTHING HES NOT REAL!

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what do you call a guy that has a mouth, but cannot speak? a poor freshman who has been commanded by a Senior not to speak.

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Whats worse than jizzing while your on a date? Shitting in you pants while your on a date.

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Justin bieber is a loser! One Direction all the way baby!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!<3

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If you are my friend like it!

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What did the blonde say to the brunette? I'm sorry your brother died

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poo is yummy

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Why was Adolf Hitler such a bad man? Because he never kissed his wife goodbye.

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wanna hear a good joke? neither do I

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what is worse then going to school farlingaye

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How do you flatten a worm? Feed it to a little boy, and then drop a refrigerator on him.

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Narrator: A ghost walks into a church. It is a Jewish church during a Friday night service. Huh. That ghost looks a lost like Hitler. Oh crap, everyone run for your lives! Stranger: GHOSTBUSTERS! Narrator: what, the, heck? Ghostbuster: let's kill some ghosts! Wait a minute. Adolf, is that you? Hitler ghost: John? Ghostbuster: Adolf, Buddy! Narrator:...... Hitler ghost: Hey, John! Wanna grab a drink? Ghostbuster: sure. let's get out of here. Narrator: This joke has officially lost all meaning. I don't even know why I'm submitting it any more! And get this! I AM HALF JEWISH!

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Why did the man have trouble breathing after meeting the President? He had a collapsed lung.

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What did Michael Jackson say to the little boy? Nothing. He's been dead for over three years.

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Anti Joke

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