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What did the homeless man get for Christmas? Nothing.

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Why did Sally fall off the swing? Because she has no arms.

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What did a dodo do after his last meal? Become extinct

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Knock Knock! Oh god Johnny, someones at the door! Hide the heroin and bail man, BAIL!!!

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Q. What did the man say when his car broke down. A. Damn it, my car broke down.

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whats worse than your computer crashing? your plane crashing...twice

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A women president

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What's worse that finding a worm in your apple? Half the holocaust

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Q: Why did the bird fall out of the tree? A: It was dead Q: Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? A: It was stapled to the bird

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Why does Eli Manning play for the Giants? Because he is huge.

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What do you call cheese that's not yours? Stolen

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Q. Why was the dad sad? A.His favorite team lost in the championship.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Well, it was Friday night (or Halloween or St. Patty's Day) and the chicken was at a party. He got totally drunk, and then got the bright idea that it would be okay to drive home. On a rural two-lane highway, his vehicle careened into the oncoming traffic lane, and then the ditch, thus crossing the road. Fortunately, he walked away with only a few scratches. However, he was cited for wreckless driving, and got a DUI as well.

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Want to here a joke? Then get off this site!

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Why did Jimmy fall off his bike? He had no arms… Why did he have no arms? Jimmy was a potato

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Do you know how I know you're gay? 'Cuz your penis tastes like shit.

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Why do black people eat so much fried chicken? Because it's delicious!

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Because the same wolf that had devoured the chickens' chicks singlehandedly was chasing it.

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What's worse than finding a hair in your soup? Slavery.

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Two men walk into a bar, they weren't looking where they were going.

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An Asian gets into her car to drive to her grandmother's house. She arrives at 6:30 and has a wonderful dinner.

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a 5 year old rapes a pedophile

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GIRLS that think they can out-drink MEN.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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The Anti Joke Book


NEW ANTI-JOKE BOOK!  Now that we've resolved the printing issues with our publisher, check out the BRAND SPANKING NEW Anti-Joke Book!

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