how do you wake lady gaga up? you punch-her-face

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What did the one legged girl do when her apartment caught on fire? She tried to hop to safety, but died of smoke inhalation.

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Why were the black man's balls so big He had testicular cancer

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Guess what these words are: boo_s p_n_s _ _ ndom s_x fu_k wan_er Answers: books,pants,random,six,funk,wander.

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JLo made a song about my diick- "On the Floor"

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Roses are red Violets are blue Your mom is dead And your dad is too

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Not sure, its just a really rare combination, people tell me stuff like "oh they are really bright brown" like hell they are, I mean sorry but the hell they are. I prefer it the way you say it, they are red, really really red, and you do not say it as if I had something to be ashamed off.

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What do you call a black guy who sells drugs? a pharmacist

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What does A duck smoke? Quack

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What's the difference between dead babies and Christmas lights? I don't have Christmas lights hanging on my Christmas tree...

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What's 1+1? Window! Just kidding it's 2.

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Q: what is funny today A: your parents died in a horrible car accident

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Why did the man climb the mountain? Because he lacked excitement in his life.

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Nickelback ranked number 1 as greatest rock band according to rolling stones magazine!

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Why did a duck cross the street? It didn't. It was hit by a car.

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Why does Eli Manning play for the Giants? Because he is huge.

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A man who can't spell walks into an Arab.

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Jews

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I took a dump in a well don't ask me i'll never tell i look to u as it fell and now its in the well Hey,i just took a dump and it smells like crazy so here's my number so call the plumber Call the plumber

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Whats the difference between a raisin and a old lady? One is alive, i think.

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What's brown and sticky? Caramel.

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So a black and mexican go to the foodstore to get foodstamps.the end

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Why was danielle so fat? She can't help her bad genetics

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Why was 6 afraid of 7? Because 7 was black

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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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