Do you know the difference between a Mexican and a bench? One is a human, and one is an inanimate object.

How did the old man keep the kids off his lawn? By molesting their Moms.

Why did the kid drop his ice cream? He was hit by a bus.

A Guy walks into a Bar, has a good time and leaves

what did the little boy say to little girl? I shit bricks.

Why did sally fall of the swing? SHE HAD NO ARMS!

What does this and this have in common , wait I was meant to put pictures up, aww

version 2 knock knock, whose there FU CK FU CK who FU CK YOU

What is red and tastes like parsley? Red Parsley

Why'd Katie fall off the swing? She had no arms

What do you do when a taco eater eats your food? Beat him with the nearest black man's dick.

How did the asian find his family? He didn't because they all look the same.

A Muslim walks out of a bar... Because he doesn't drink alcohol

Joe Paterno doesn't walk into a police station . . .

Why was the light on in the house ? A. the owners were using it

whats the difference between an orange and a bicycle? One has handlebars..the other one doesnt.

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Why do Iraqi women never sleep with American soldiers? Because Americans always talk about pulling out but they never do!

a b c d e f g h i j k l m n o p q r s t u v w x y z which one does not belong answer: none

Why did spongebob eat Patrick Because he was hungry

how do you make a baby cry kick it off a cliff

What do a Jew and a Vegan have in common? They both won't eat pork products.

What's worse than not finding your true love in high school? Dying

CHICKEN it is a chickenly chickeny food we eat WRONG

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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