Little Jimmy has 100 candy bars, and he eats 95 of them. What dies little Jimmy have? Diabetes

Three men are walking down the street to buy groceries. They then take a left and continue walking towards the store.

What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? Finding half a worm in your apple.

Q: What is wrong on many different levels? A: Rape on an elevator.

What do you call a baby in a blender? Child abuse.

A horse cantered into a bar.

After the haitian revolution, Haiti lived happily ever after, Until god smited them with a devastating natural disaster

Have you seen Stevie Wonder's new girlfriend? Neither has he.

What did the man say halfway through his sponsored trek across the Sahara desert? Well this was a dumb idea

Why was the little girl blowing bubbles in the swimming pool? Because she was drowning

What did the fish say when he ran into a wall?

What should you do if you are locked in the trunk of a car? Yell for help.

A man is training his dog. He tells the dog to sit. The dog sits. "Good boy!" said the man. The dog did not thank the man for the compliment because dogs cannot speak.

A man walks into a bar. Ouch

what do you call a newborn baby? anything you want.

Why'd humpty dumpy fall of the wall? Someone threw a fridge at him

watermelons are red, pineapples are yellow. i'm not a poet, say hello for me.

Why were the black man's balls so big He had testicular cancer

Why couldn't the blonde screw in the light bulb?? - she happened to be autistic

What did the homeless man get for Christmas? Nothing.

What did a dodo do after his last meal? Become extinct

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when does lady gaga wake up? when she dreams about a bad romance

Why did Sally fall off the swing? Because she has no arms.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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