Why does the gay person where a leather motorcycle suit? Because he drives motorcycles.

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Why did the boy drop his ice cream? A fat man fell on him

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Q: Why can't white people dunk? A: because they can't jump high enough

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there were two cyclists cycling at a steady pace down a main road in china, one irish and the other chinese. now they happened to be cycling at exactly the same time and exactly the same pace. so why did the irish cyclist get pulled over and the chinese not? because the irish cyclist had in fact brutally raped and murdered a young child in his home town and then fled the country to china.

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A man walks into a pet shop. He says to the shopkeeper, "Excuse me, do you have any dogs going cheap?" The shopkeeper replies "We feel that we price our animals reasonably, but the cheapest type of dog we have is £50." The man realises that, unfortunately, he cannot afford a dog. Instead he purchases a goldfish. It wasn't the same.

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What do you call a dog with three legs, is blind, and has terminal cancer? UnLucky

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What's good about freedom of speech? Only the idea. Try saying something about Muhammed or calling a cop a power-mad taxman.

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Whats pink and fluffy? Pink Fluff.

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Once upon a time there was a cat named Martin. He died.

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What do you call a man with a black book? I don't know.

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You wanna hear a JOKE ?!! Justin Bieber has a DlCK !!!

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Roused are red violets are blue I just s*** in my own poo

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If I have 7 oranges in one hand and 8 oranges in the other, what do I have? Big hands!

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A creationist, an evolutionist, and Neanderthal Man walk into a bar. They order two beers and a glass of red wine. The bartender asks: "Will that be all?". The evolutionist says "Yes"

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() () () () () () () ------ *__________* yo can go %$*# yourself =~~ 0

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i have yougurt with tractor

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Ask me if I'm a human! - Are you a human? No. The correct term would be a human being.

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you know whats worse then losing your banjo? finding a spleen in it's place

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Did you hear about the guy that came out the closet while at school? Yeah, Dylan Hodge is a dick.

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What do you call two black men kicking a ball? Soccer.

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Why did the farmer go to the market? Because his butt was on fire!

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Roses are red violets are blue I would test our new water bed so be carefull with your helled shoe!

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What is smelly and sticky A poo

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