why did the woman cross the road? to get groceries for making more sandwiches.

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Womens rights

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what's green and has wheels? grass, i lied about the wheels.

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What did the dead Catholic say to Atheist? Nothing. Dead guys can't talk!

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Yes, finally caught that mouse!

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What do you call a man with no arms or legs floating on the water? Dead.

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Knock Knock. Whose There? Lettuce. Thats impossible.

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Why didn't the blonde go to the party? Her depression finally got the best of her and she shot herself

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Q: What's fat and smelly? Q: What's worse than Nikki Manaj? Q: What's the bane of everyone and everything's existence? A: Kim Kardashian

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How many cows can you fit in a field? It depends on how big your field is.

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this sentence will not monkey banana pie

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A horse walks into a bar and the bartender asks "what would you like to drink?". The horse, unable to comprehend english, just nods and proceeds to shit on the floor

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What do Texans call cows? Cows. Calling them almost anything else would be utterly illogical.

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U know what they say about big shoes? Big socks

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What's worse than an anti-joke? People who don't get the concept of an anti-joke and post regular jokes on this site.

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Why did sally break her arm? A piano fell on her

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Why did the Mexican guy run to the hospital? Because it was faster than walking.

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who likes it up the anus? jason frisone at saybrook ave 08094 williamstown new jersey thats who

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why do elephants drink so much? to try to forget.

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1:Knock Knock 2:Who's there 1: Your cousin tyler He was then brought in with the rest of the family to celebrate Thanks giving.

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Friends are like potatoes. When you eat them, they die.

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Q: is this the krusty krab? A: No this is patrick!

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What did the cow say to the chicken? Moo.

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What's worse than a worm in your apple? Two worms in your apple.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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