Why is Cindy crying? She got a branch stuck in her eye which irritated her sensitive cornea so her tear duct produced a tear to help shed the material from her eye.

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Snausages.

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What rhymes with popscicle and weighs at least 300 pounds? Your mom. I lied about the popsicle.

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What do you call a gay black man driving off a cliff? A fine example of the dangers of drink driving.

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A seal walks into a club and gets hammered.

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Q: What happened to the blonde who tried to commit suicide? A: She died.

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Why did the girl put on make-up and perfume? Because she was ugly and smelled bad.

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why did the kid get a bad grade he didnt study

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Q: What did Batman say to get robin into the Batmobile? A: Robin, get in the Batmobile!

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How many hours of sleep did Jimmy get last night? Zero, because he has insomnia. Jimmy got fired from his job today because of his lack of energy and motivation due to his disorder. His wife divorced Jimmy because he can no longer support her and their two kids.

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Why did the man jump off a cliff? Because he was committing suicide.

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What's there like a good neighbor? Your neighbor

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How do you punish an electrician? Kill his family.

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what did the parapelegic (limbless) kid get for his birthday? Heart failure

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why did summer hit the child because the child is jackson

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What did Tim play with his friends? Nothing. He has no friends.

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Bye, Ax... Nerochan, you just gonna leave me in this state? I mean wont you stop it? I know hypnosis and all but I mean I have like black belt in hypnosis but since you began it, I do not really want to stop it.

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Knock Knock, Who's there? The Police. *No Answer* The police then give the S.W.A.T the signal, bust down the door, and kill 15 high profile targets issued by Liberia. The man who did not answer the door was Carlos Pedrouez, a serial killer, meth addict who has been apart of the Arizona sex slave trade for over a decade. The world can now sleep softly. The door was also red.

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A black man and a mexican jump from a tree. Who hits the ground first? The mexican. The black man had a rope tied around his neck.

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Whats white and looks like a bunny? a rabbit

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What's black and white and read all over? A zebra family that was just murdered by African poachers.

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What did the colonel say to the soldier before he got into the army tank? Get in.

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A Grape Soda inside a Chicken inside a Watermelon. Blackception.

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Why did Sally Drop here ice cream? She was hit by a bus. Knock Knock? *who's there* Not Sally.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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