A baby boy and a baby girl are much alike when you eat them they die

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Why did Jimmy fall off his bike? He had no arms… Why did he have no arms? Jimmy was a potato

What happended to the family in the hurricane? They died stupid

What did the cancer patient do during Willow Smith's "Whip My Hair"? -Nothing.

What do you call a black man driving a bus? By his name

Why did Miss Parkinson get hit by a bus? Because it missed Justin Bieber by a few inches.

why did the little girl fall out of the tree? She didnt have any arms

Daniel Textor can suck a gooch he's such a F - A - GGGGG!! Let's beat him up at lunch.

What did the vegitarian order for dinner? Vegatables

A: What did the banana say to the other banana? B: I don't know, what? A: I don't know either, I was hoping you did.

knock knock who's there? no one, but I appreciate the fact you asked.

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I win an iPad for pooping on someone's head Answer- We have a muddaf**kin winna

your mumma so fat she ate a horse and she still had room for dinner

Stephen Hawking walks into a bar. Thats impossible because he cannot walk.

Roses are red. Violets are purple. Haha. Purple.

Your mom is so fat, that it causes great concern for her family.

What do you call a black man that robs a bank? A bank robber

Roses are tits, Violets are tits, I love tits. Tits.

What is big, white, and hurts when it falls from the sky? A FRIDGE

What do you call a black guy, a white guy, a mexican guy, and a chinese guy jumping out of a plane? Skydivers.

whats worse than 10 dead babies in my garage? 11 dead babies in my garage

why did the girl like d1ck? because d1ck was a nice boy

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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