- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What's the difference between a red Ferrari and a pile of deal babies? The red Ferrari is not in my garage right now.

What did the blonde say when she tripped down the stairs? Nothing she was unconscious and had a serious concussion.

How do you make time fly? Well! You cannot really make time fly. Imean, yeah, iguess it feels like time flies when your having fun, but it moves just as fast as always!

Roses are red violets are blue a face like yours belongs in a zoo don't be sad cause I'll be there to not in the cage but laughing at you

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How many dead babies fit into a bathtub? I honestly don't know, as I have never tested this out, nor do I plan to because I would like to not handle the bodies of poor deceased infants.

You're momma's so fat, Oh wait. She's not.

If a tree falls on a cat in the woods, does it make a sound? Yes and no, the tree falling makes a loud noise, but the cat under it is instantly killed, preventing any sound that would of been made by the now crushed feline.

Boss: Do you know what lazy means? Employer: Yes, adopting a child.

Where does Osama bin Laden do his shopping? He doesn't, he's dead.

Two Guys walk into a bar; the second one should have seen it coming.

Why can't Anne Frank drive? Because she's dead.

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WHat did REAAAALLLY Jesus say when, walking on, wat, er?, Will somebody please get me of this floating piece of ice? Please? Stop screaming HALLELUJAH! People: HALLELUJAH!

How do you murder a blonde? You drop a bull dozer on her filled with 2 bulls, 100 wasps and a rabbit squirrel.

What's better than four dead babies in one trashcan? Nothing. Those babies could have grown up to be new heads of state or even the doctor who discovers the cure for cancer.

Why was the manspenis big Cause he was a lucky bastard

Why did the lizard cross the road? Because he was stapled to the chicken.

Why did the depressed teenager die? Because he had cancer.

why hppened when the little boy failed his math test? He cut off his penis, shaved his head and hung himself

what do u call a girl with cancer? bald.

MILEY CYRUS: ONLY GOD CAN JUDGE ME! ME: O GOD CALLED HE SAID YOUR A HOE TO

It was a warm summer day when justin beiber got hit by the bus everyone was cheering

What is blue and smells like red paint, Blue Paint

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