why couldn't the the black man get a job? because he doesn't posses the correct work ethic.

its my money!, but i dont need it right away

Knock Knock. Who's There? silence... Damn kids and their evasive tactics.

In soviet Russia - some people were poor.

Whats red and hurts when you bite into it? A brick.

Your momma went to the gym, because she is fat.

There is a cat with a collar animal control takes of the coller and and says who cares it's not Our fault there cat is an outdoor cat the girl who lost her cat was crying all year long spending all her money wishing for her cat back and wishing that there was no such thing as animal control That girl was me and I'm against animal control

What does ms colot like to eat? Pants

Knock Knock. Who's there? Nobody, you got ding-dong-ditched

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19th amendment

What's the difference between God and Kanye West? God doesn't think he's Kanye West.

What do you call a hispanic and black man flying a plane? A pilot and his co-pilot.

if Ruddell was gay what would he be? A gay prick!

Jacob Edwards has friends

Where did the little girl go after the explosion? Everywhere.

What's brown and sticky? A stick.

A penguin walks into a bar and orders a beer................ PENGUINS DON'T WALK OR TALK

your mamas so fat all she gets for christmas and her birthday is girdles!

yo mommas so ugly that everyone died.

Why are hookers and babies so alike? You can have sex with both.

John Rustenburg at the dinner table

Sweet! I've just received my free minecraft giftcode! >> Minecraftcodes.info <

Why couldn't Jim pogo-stick? He didn't have one.

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