Why did i drink 4 sodas? Because i was thirsty

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I saw a man lying on the floor. He was dead.

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What did the dog say to the cat? I have no idea. I wasn't there.

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A man walks into a bar, he has a terrible drinking problem and he is ruining his family.

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Knock Knock Who's there? re-posession officers

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The man goes to the doctor after just losing his job because his company went under because of the econmic crisis. His house is being foreclosed because without the money from his job he can't afford to pay for his house. His girlfriend also just left him because of recent conflicts about money and she was looking forward to having a family and with him jobless it was just out of the question. Man:"Doctor I could really use some good news" Doctor:"You have aids"

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If an atom bomb falls in a town, does it make a sound? Not to most people, as they would be killed in a massive catastrophe that will be etched into their ancestors minds for years to come, not to mention radiation poisoning and deformation.

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Betty Whites ALIVE?

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What did the greeter at walmart say to the black man? Welcome to walmart.

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what's black and blue and red all over? nothing, you're and idiot.

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whats white and lives in a tree a fridge

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How are Polish people and dogs the same? They aren't. One is a human being, and one is a dog. Do not be stupid.

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Ouch.

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knock knock whos there !!!!!.....WE.....ARE.......SPARTANSSSS.....!!!!!!

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what does gum eat ? gum you idiot!

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A baby seal walks into a club...

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Whats worse than The Holocaust? TEN HOLOCAUSTS!!!!

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knock knock. Who's There? Cancer.

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Sometimes I hope into bed and pretend I'm a carrot!!!!

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2 men shot up a morgue, 16 bodies remain dead

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dur dur dur dur said the child born during an earthquake

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why dont black people go on cruises? there not falling for that one again

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What's red and bad for your teeth? A brick

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What do you call a man with no arms and legs in the ocean? Dead.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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