- Anti Joke

Why was the toddler laying in the middle of the road? Because she was the victim of a hit and run...

What does a snowplow clearing an empty parking lot look like? A horse running freely in a pasture

Why did the little boy cross the road? Because he was stapled to the chicken

Knock Knock Who's there Bannana O He lives next door

What do you call a baby who was raped and murdered? Funny

Why didn't Jim go to the party? He wasn''t invited.

why is the black man black? because he isnit white

Roses are angry Violets are too My head is scratchy I need shampoo

Steven hawking walks into a bar. a.w j.p

What is worse than a bunch of babies stapled to a tree? A bunch of trees stapled to a baby.

What's the difference between a Jew and a Boy Scout? A Boy Scout comes home from camp.

A Priest and A Rabbi Walk Into The Bar. Ouch.

A Jewish man died in a car crash. His family mourned his death throughout the next few years.

What do you call a pair of owls? Two owls.

Why is Six afraid of Seven? Because Seven is a horrible pedophile and has deeply seeded emotional problems

Your friend is so retarded I am getting a bit worried and his mother should take him to get tested for mental retardation.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why did the Chicken cross the road? Because, the farmer lacked basic fence mending skills

A man walked into a bar There were some other people there too

What do you call a man with no arms and no legs floating in a lake? Bob.

knock knock. who's there? I am. I am who? I am pregnant.

Knock knock Come In.......

What do you get when you cross The Incredible Hulk and King Kong? Two angry fictional characters.

A man violently raped a small child. Unfortunately the child had aids and gave them to the man.

How many cows say moo? All of them