- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Yo mama is so hot that she needed to lower the temperature

Q. what did the kid say to his foreign language teacher about the test? A: i dont understand this test, its like in a complete different language

roses are red violets are blue i uhh umm hold on... the man with Alzheimers proceeds to think of the rest of his poem he wrote for his date, after an hour he remembers but his date has left and the staff proceed to guide him out and back to the insane asylum

What did one muffin say to the other muffin? Nothing because muffins can't talk. The other muffin replied, 'What an odd conversation starter!'

Why are Asians so smart? Because they study

obama's promises

A cow was very inconveniently standing in the middle of a golf course. An alligator dragged the cow into a swamp. The cow dies

A horse walked into a bar and the bartender asked, "Why the long face?" The horse then replied, "Well my wife is dying of cancer, my mother is a drug addict, and my two kids are in the hospital for 3rd degree burns."

How can you tell that your friend just had sex with a blonde? The girl he just had sex with has blonde hair.

A homosexual black man and a 13 year old child are in the shower at the local gym. The black man says to the boy "you dropped your soap, why don't you pick it up?" The boy promptly thanks the black man, picks up his soap and continues to shower.

Why did the plane crash? Because the pilot was a tomato

What do you call a man who has Alzheimer's? Wait what am I doing?

Why is John gay? Because he enjoys the penis

What starts with P and ends with O-R-N Porn.

Hitler arrives at his neighbor's barmitzfah... fashionably late.

Why did the Chicken cross the road? 9/11

What is funnier then 25 9/11

Why did the man climb to top of the tower? To push the Jew off.

Q.what does the kid scream when he see's a creepy man in a big van pull up? A. ICE CREAM!

Q: what do you call obama A:a dumbass

Roses are red Violets are fin I'll be the 6 You be the 9

What's black and red and can go through time. I don't know but you have cancer and are going to die very soon.

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