Roses are red violets are blue you're the middle child no one cares about you

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What did I eat for my breakfast? My breakfast.

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fatest boner fatest boner fatest boner to adam ramsden

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Why did the little girl stop going to dance class? She broke both of her legs in a terrible train accident

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knock! knock! whos there!?! abandoned baby!

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Why did the kid fall over? He was hit by a car

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Why did the chicken cross the road? To get the results of his AIDS test

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What do you get when you mix a deer and a pickle? A very odd dinner.

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Why do Asians squint their eyes? They were born like that.

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What's worse? Cleaning a New York bathroom, or getting stabbed. WELL I DON'T GIVE A GOD DAMN!!! They both suck!

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Whats The Difference Between A Baby And A Watermelon ? You Can Throw One In The Air And Hit It With A Bat , And The Other Ones A Watermelon

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There was a little boy in kindergarten who really had to go to the bathroom. So he asked his teacher if he could go to the bathroom, and she told him he could go at snack time. The little boy really had to go to the bathroom, so he asked his teacher again, and like before, she told him to wait until it was snack time. The little boy had to go very very badly and asked the teacher one more time. This time the teacher said "if you can say the alphabet, then you can go to be bathroom" so the little boy got up all his courage and started off with "A,B,C,D,E,F,G,H,I,J,K,L,M,N,O,P,Q,R,S,T,U,V,W,X,Y and Z." Then the teacher said,"good job" and let him go to the bathroom. When he went there was a man waiting in the stall who brutally raped and murdered the boy.

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What do you call a depressed nerd who plays WoW. Me....

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Where can you find a Muslim with a boxcutter? At a UPS.

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rose are red violets should be purple

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yo mama's so fat her stomach mass weighs more than people who dont have as much fat as her.

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You wanna hear a funny joke? Sorry, but I'm really not a funny guy. Not a comedian, you know.

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How many dead babies does it take to paint a wall? Depends on how hard you throw them.

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Knock Knock Who's there I have Alzheimer's I have Alzheimer's who? Knock Knock

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Roses are red, That much is true, but Violet are purple, not ****ing blue

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Your Mom's sooo fat that when she jumps into a pool her splash attack does damage :P

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Why does it take more than one blond to replace a light bulb? Because one had no arms, thus requiring the help of another person. It just so happened that that other person was a blond.

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Blind people can't read this.

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Why did the girl fall off the swing Because she had no arms Why did the boy drop his ice cream Because he was hit by a truck. and geuss who was driving the truck? The girl with no arms

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Anti Joke

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