Why was little billy sad? He had a crouton stuck up his asshole.

Women's Rights.

what's worse than a hole in your sock? Getting raped!

what do you call a mixbreed of a bull dog and a shitzu? a sharpei

Wanna hear a joke? Sure Niiiiggggeeee what is the last letterThe last letter is NOT and R! Its an R. Good job honey

A man walks into a bar. He is an alcoholic, so to make his activities in the bar into a joke would be disrespectful and inconsiderate.

What has 2 brown legs and 2 gray legs? An elephant with diarrhea.

Why did the chicken cross the road? To get to the other side.????????

"What time is it?" "Time to buy a watch." The homeless man inquiring about the time proceeded to cry.

What is black and blue and red all over? Rihanna

OMG guess what she just told me!! idk......im deaf.

Why did the man eat his hat? Autism.

how much dub would a dubstep step if a dubstep could step dub? purple

Try saying "Good Eye Might" without sounding Australian.

What did the bartender say to the bugatti owner? "Don't drink and drive"

Whats the differance between a lawnmower and a sack of dead babies? I dont have a lawnmower in my garage

How heavy duty are your nachos? No, because babies simply cannot swallow blenders.

Why did Sally fall off the swing? Because she didn't have arms. Knock. Knock. Who's there? Not Sally.

How do you stop a baby from crying? Throw it off the top of the Empire State Building.

What was the little boy doing in the deep end of the swimming pool? Drowning.

who steals more than a black person?, a pirate.

Why are black guys good at basketball? Hard work and determination.

If shoes could talk they'd tell you that they are not willing support your weight & floors are extremely dirty.

Why did your mom cross the road? She Tripped and started rolling

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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