What does a farmer say when he can't find his tractor? - Where's my tractor?

whos a tramp and stinks? David Bell

What do you call a black man jumping off a bridge? Suicide.

FAP

Knock Knock whose there your biological parents REALLY No

What is 8 times 4? 32

when the teacher asked jimmy if he was a girl jimmy felt very scared because his teacher had no mental problems.

Roses are red, Violets are blue, I have a gun, Get in the car.

You wanna hear a joke about my penis Nevermind, it would be inappropriate of me to say such a thing.

This one time at band camp... I played an instrument and learned to march with the rest of my school's band.

A man dressed in a business suit goes into a doctor's office. He asks the receptionist how much a vasectomy would cost. After a minute of her looking it up on the computer she turns to him and says "The procedure will cost $750." He then thanks her and leaves.

THAT MAN EATS TOO MUCH. therefore he is overweight.

What's worse than finding a fly in your coffee? The holocaust. What's worse than that? Two flies in your coffee.

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Why did the black man cry? He had no rights.

What did the banana say to the other banana? We're both marshmallows

POO IS LARGE WHEN IT COMES OUT OF ME

A blonde woman walked into a bar. She ordered a scotch.

Joey mayer's face

Whats The Difference Between A Baby And A Watermelon ? You Can Throw One In The Air And Hit It With A Bat , And The Other Ones A Watermelon

Why did the woman cry? She was sodomized by wild animals

Q.whats the differecne between a bicycle? A. orange,...a vest dont got no sleeves.

Q. Why did Mary fall down the steps? A. Because she had no legs.

A girl dropped her pencil while sitting next to her bf... She glanced at his phone while he was texting a message that said "I love you"... The girl jumped up and called him every name she could think of and left the room... The message was to his mother! She didn't listen and left him... He killed himself because she left him... She killed herself because he killed himself... Moral of the story: Don't drop you pencil!

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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