Why did the black man jump off the cliff? He was in a spiraling depression due to recently being laid off at work, his troubled home life, and the recent death of his sister.

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A duck walks into a bar, and the bartender says "what'll it be?" The bartender is then sent to a medical clinic after letting several wild animals into his bar and proceeding to feed them alcoholic drinks. He is diagnosed with schizophrenia.

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What's the difference between a duck?

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One man says to another "Hey you have banana in your ears." The other man replies "I can't hear you, I have bananas in my ears."

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what do you call a mixbreed of a bull dog and a shitzu? a sharpei

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What did the mexican get for his brthday? A potatoe

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What do you get if you cross a Sheep with a Kangeroo. An abomination unto God.

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A man walks into a bar. The bartender asks, "How's it going?" The man replies, "Bless you." The man walks out of the bar, as his peers realize he was honest when he told them a week earlier that he had autism.

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What do you call a pig with one eye? A pig.

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Roses are red-ish Violets are blue-ish If it weren't for Jesus we'd all be jewish

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Whats worse than finding a bad anti-joke on this website? Dieing of Genital Warts

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Roses are Gray, Violets are Gray, I am color-blind, I hate my life

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U know what they say about big shoes? Big socks

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Why did the blonde have the biggest tits in 3rd grade? She's 21

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What is big and white and will kill you if it falls from a tree? My d**k.

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What makes Stephen Hawking such a lame scientist??? A: he has a disabling disease. It's called ALS.

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what do you call a 40 year old man working at a burger king that dropped out of highschool dyslexic

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Why did the little girl get a haircut? A; she has cancer.

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Knock knock Who's there A drummer A drummer who I'm not knocking on your door

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Why did the leprechaun cross the road? If you still believe in leprechauns, you need to see a doctor.

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Dat ass, or dem titties? Your choice.

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How many prostitutes do I have to kill in order to get an erection? Three.

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What's the difference between a freezer and a baby? A freezer doesn't scream when I pack my meat into it.

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Do you know what is dead on the carpet ? Your mother

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