What did one hostage say to the other hostage? Hrmfhrmfphmfr

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Why did the chicken cross the road? "THE chicken" indicates a definite article, you really would have to specify which chicken you're talking about so i can identify whether i was there at the given moment that the chicken tried to cross the road and to ask it his reason for attempting it.

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My name is Harry.

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a boy walks over to the living room and shouts " happy birthday, daddy!!" the response is "i'm a cup, therefore i do not have a birthday because i am an inanimate object."

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There once was a girl named sally with no arms. Knock Knock Who's there? Not Sally.

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Why did the student fail his test? Because he has AIDS

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What do you call a room with a black person, a mexican, a jew, and a homosexual A diverse area

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What's black and flies? Whatever it is, it's not a car.

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Cancer.

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whats green and walks? A cabbage, cabbages dont walk

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"knock knock" "ill get it honey" "no stay in the kitchen bitch!"

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Person 1: You know whats funny? Person 2: No! What? Person 1: A joke!

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People say it's easy to make fun of retarded people. But it's really not. You always have to explain it to them.

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A socialist, a Muslim, and an illegal immigrant walk into a bar. The bartender says, "What can I get for you Mr.President

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What do you call an Arab on an airplane? A passenger.

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What is a long boring story that no one will ever want to read? the life of Sarah Palin.

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A man who was clearly tired and worn out enters a bar. The bartender says "Long night, eh?" The man responds "Yes, very. I was with my girlfriend." The bartender says in response "Well I'm sure that was a fun time, if you know what I'm sayin." "No, not really" says the man. Little did the bartender know, the man's girlfriend was a dominatrix.

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.....Carrot Top....

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Why did the chicken cross the road it didn't, it was hit by a bus.

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Why did the boy drop his ice cream? He was hit by a bus.

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an asian walks into a bar and does his math homework then he gets raped by a horse

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why did the imagrant cross the road the cops were on his tail for false identity of the chicken

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my nAME IS ALAN AND IM NOT COOL

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Why did the man walk into the bar? Because he wasn't looking where he was going

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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