Why did the man laugh when he saw someone using a shake weight? He remembered Dane Cook's stand up preformance from the night before.

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The frightened girl did everything the man said. " Open your legs. Bend over..." She was playing Simon says and was afraid to loose. It wasn't rape, which her sister had experienced while traveling in 2007.

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Yo momma is so fat that we are incredibly concerned for her health.

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A man attempts to sign in to PlayStation Network... And succeeds, proceeding to enjoy the console's numerous award winning exclusive titles such as LittleBigPlanet and Uncharted 2, along with utilizing the system's Blu Ray capabilities and playing with his friends online in an absolutely free network, on what many consider to be the superior console to the Xbox 360.

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What's better than winning the special Olympics? Not being retarded.

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Why did the man fall from the sky? Because he was dead.

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A terrorist walks into a bomb shop. He soon realizes he's in the wrong shop, leaves and goes on with his day.

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A handless Asian boy was riding his bike through the park with some friends. One of his friends puts his arms in the air and yells "Look! No hands!" The handless boy rides his bike home, crying and thinking about how one day he would like to say, "Look! No hands!" without people getting nauseous.

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What do you get if you cross a Sheep with a Kangeroo. An abomination unto God.

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Knock Knock.

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What is an Anti-Joke? This is.

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Are you from Tennessee? Because I can tell by your accent.

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Q: What's fat and smelly? Q: What's worse than Nikki Manaj? Q: What's the bane of everyone and everything's existence? A: Kim Kardashian

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Roses are grey Violets are grey Everything is grey I am a dog

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Why didn't the woman believe in God? Her own personal beliefs.

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An boy with ADHD walks into a

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What ended the black family's picnic? Rain.

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What did the cheerleader get on Holloween? Raped.

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How did the boy cross the road? He didn't he had polio.

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what's green and has wheels? grass, i lied about the wheels.

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Why does no one we talk about Nagasaki, they got bombed too...

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Whats the difference between a Ferrari and 1,000 babies? The Ferrari is expensive and the babies are in a nice hospital.

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Does it not sound kinda fun to keep slapping someone that always turns the other cheek?

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a muslim, jew, and catholic went into a bar and sat down and had drinks. The muslim asks the jew "are you macrobiotic". the jew replies "no" and they go about their fun....

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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