Women's Rights.

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Two men walk in to a bar, one buys a beer. The second receives a phone call and leaves.

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How do you get a camel out of a desert? a helicopter

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Anti jokes gives me cold sores

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Why was the white man rich and the black man poor? Because when the white man was 11 and he didn't have a job because 11 year olds don't get hired, because its not legal, he use to pick up pennies. And when the black man was 11 he got a job mowing lawns and ended up being a lawyer graduate and spent the rest of his life paying off his school loan. The white man lived in the 70's and the black man lived in he twentieth century.

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A girl asked a guy if he thought she was pretty, He said 'No'. She asked him if he would want to be with her forever. He said 'no'. She then asked him if she were to leave would he cry, Once again, he replied 'no'. She had heard enough. As she walked away, tears streaming down her face the boy grabbed her arm and said.. 'Asking emotionally charged hypothetical questions that are completely irrelevant to the prior conversation is known as fishing for compliments. Except, your tears seem to reflect a more serious inner emotional neediness. I suggest you seek a psychologist.'

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Why did the mass murderer abandon his killing spree? He found out it was illegal.

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Why was the man cold? Because he was dead.

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I once went seven years without sex, then I turned eight and my uncle raped me.

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What do Chinese people call Chinese food? Food.

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What did the farmer say when he lost his tractor? Where's my tractor?

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Someone threw birdseed.

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Why did the boy rip out all of his hair? He was insane.

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Diseases show if a prerson lacks vitamins and minerals.

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You are so average that, if you entered an average contest, you'd come in middle place.

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What's the difference between a Lamborghini and 10 dead babies? I don't keep a Lamborghini I'm my garage

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I love you You love me We all grab 2X4's Barney's on the floor No more purple dinosaur.

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Why did Eduardo cross the road. The same reason he crossed the border.

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So I was eating pancakes in my driveway...or were they waffles?

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A man walks into a bar and says "hey bartender wanna help me out!" The bartender says "no."

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Straight men can be bronies.

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roses are red violets are blue i shouldnt be on this cause im in class

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-What do you call the brown spots in your yard? Dog shit.

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SIMPLE EQUATION: John has 32 chocolate bars. He eats 28. What does he have now? Diabetes. John has diabetes.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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