- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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-What do you call the brown spots in your yard? Dog shit.

A blind guy was reading the newspaper, it said flying cars. I bet he did'nt see that coming!

A man walks into a doctors and says 'Doctor, Doctor, I have a bad stomach ache' Upon hearing this, the doctor writes the man a prescription for medication and wishes him a swift recovery.

What's black and makes me food? A microwave.

How do you kill a blonde? By inactivating major functions in the body, for example cutting off the blood supply to the brain.

My penis is small, Just kidding, it's huge.

Question: What did one lesbian say to the other lesbian at the grocery store? Answer: Will that be paper or plastic?

Whats more crazy? Stabbing someone or killing someone? I don't know thats why I am asking you

whats worse than finding the holocaust on your forehead? a mono brow

What is Megan Fox's middle name? Denise

i have a black person in my family tree he is still hanging

What's the difference between a duck?

whats worse than your computer crashing? your plane crashing...twice

Yo sugars so salty when you put it on your french fries they taste like salty french fries

What do you call a person at your door? Whatever his name happens to be.

Why did the homeless man cross the road? The soup kitchen has just reopened after months of rebuilding from a fire. He was very hungry.

A black man went on the bus and sat down next to a white man. The white man looked up from his magazine and stared at the black man. They then chit-chatted and enjoyed their trip.

Why did the Mexican go to the food marke To get some food.

What did the gay man say to the deaf man? I don't know, I can't hear.

Knock Knock Who's There? Mom Mom who? Open the door idiot

Whats a black persons favorite flavored cake? fried chicken.

What Happened to the man with no arms? Nothing, he continued his life with his daily routine of using his feet to accomplish his goals that day.

Roses are red. Violets are purple. Haha. Purple.

What's the difference between a dead baby and a ferrari? One is a sports car and the other is a baby that is not alive.

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