- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Women have the right to vote.

This is not mean't to be a joke, but I have noticed the least popular thing on here is the Jew and the Pizza joke. I am Jewish and find this extremely offensive. I applaud all of those who gave it a negative vote and realize the Holocaust is not a laughing matter.

Why did the Nazi shoot the Jew in the head? Because he was a Jew. --ZeNaziGermanDoctor

Your mother is so fat, that the doctor said, "Go on a diet or you will get a Cardiac Infarction."

What do you call someone who can't lose? Charlie Sheen

What did Roadrunner name his car? Turbo Tax.

If a prisoner got one visitor who would he ask to see An Eskimo

Guess what? What? Idk. I just wanted to make u excited.

An old lady walks into a bar. She was the janitor.

How do you know if a Frenchman has been in your house? You could ask a neighbor, or check to see if anything has been missing, or set up a camera. There are actually many ways.

What do you do when you have 2 eggs, but only want to use 1? I don't know. I guess you could just use 1 of them and save the other for another time?

Her lips aren't proportionally fit to her face

Why did the baby start crying? Its mom slapped it in the face, causing permanent brain damage that would haunt it throughout its life.

Why did the penguin die? due to an increase in the quantity of greenhouse gases that are being released into the atmosphere, global warming is on the rise. So the penguin died because his home melted.

Why wasn't the boy at his basketball game? - Because he, his twin brother, and pregnant mother all died in a fatal car accident involving a train on the way their.

Why is a banana yellow? I don't know, ask a scientist, stupid

Why did the black guy buy spray paint? To paint his fence, to keep it from rotting away.

why did the black guy get testicular cancer? because he put his balls in the microwave.

What's small, cold, and lifeless? A dead baby.

It's weird how two of the SAME jokes can get different ratings.

Roses are red, Violets are blue. So was my son after I beat him to death.

How do you get 10 babies out of a blender? Potato Chips! Stupid!!!!

what do gay people eat?? food

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