- Anti Joke

What do a black person and a monkey have in common? A. They both are organism that need food and water to survive.

What did the man say to his wife at the funeral. Nothing, he was dead

Does pizza sound good for dinner?

Why was 6 afraid of 7? Because 7 had a gun.

What's the difference between a Duck and Michael Jackson? A Duck has feathers and goes "Quack quack" and Michael Jackson touches little boys......

There once was a man in Peru Who dreamed he was eating his shoe He awoke with a fright In the middle of the night To find that someone was breaking into his house

What do you get if you cross James Bond with Osama bin Laden? James bin Laden.

96 How do you survive in the wilderness? You nail an orphan to a rock underwater.

roses are red violets are blue i uhh umm hold on... the man with Alzheimers proceeds to think of the rest of his poem he wrote for his date, after an hour he remembers but his date has left and the staff proceed to guide him out and back to the insane asylum

What did the cowboy say to the skunk? You smell.

On a scale from Casey Anthony to Sandusky, how much do you like children?

why couldn't the boy eat his oreo's? His sister ate it.

What is worse than 20 black men stealing your TV? Having your family die in tragic car accident.

What should you do when your refrigerator is running? Tell it to FREEZE!

What do you call a group of angry unemployed black guys? The NBA

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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If a tree falls in the forest does anybody really care?

How did the blind man know when to open his parachute when he went skydiving? The leash went slack.

What do you call a cow in the grass... A cow in the grass... Dumbas*

Your mom is such a slut, she had unprotected sex at least once.

Whats red and hurts when you bite into it? A brick.

I had sex. Just kidding.

Jackson's dad told him to "play in the traffic".

What's funnier than 24? 25