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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What's black and hangs from tree's? A suicidal black man.

what is an antijoke? a type of comedy in which the joke ends in an antivlimax that it is funny in its own right GDS*

If there are 50 oranges and 50 waffles tied to a fence post. How many cow utters does it take to shit green? urine.

A man walked into a bar 2 hours later he died from drinking and driving

What did the bartender say to selena gomez? Your hot.

you know whats worse then losing your banjo? finding a spleen in it's place

A friend of yours tells you his version of The Aristocrats. You just wasted about 5-20 minutes of your life.

A man walked into a bar. Ow!

why did the chicken cross the road to get to your house knock knock whos there the chicken

Knock knock Who's there Santa who santa hates you and that is why you got nothing for Christmastime

What did the Jew say to the other Jew? Found a penny the other day....

Q) Why is there no aspirin in the jungle? A) Because it would not be financially viable to attempt to sell pharmaceuticals in the largely unpopulated rainforest A) Real Joke : Because the parrots-eat-em-all

How do you make a plumber cry? Kill his family!!!!!!!!!!!!!¡¡¡¡¡¡¡¡¡!¡¡¡¡¡¡¡¡¡¡¡¡¡¡¡¡¡¡¡¡¡¡¡¡¡¡!!!!!!¡¡¡¡

How are you? Yes

You're mother is so fat the doctors say she has a serious obesity problem and will most likely have to go on cholesterol pills and begin regulating her diet properly.

A guy is sitting at home when he hears a knock at the door. He opens the door and sees a snail on the porch. He picks up the snail and throws it as far as he can. Three years later, there’s a knock on the door. He opens it and sees the same snail. The snail says "What the hell was that all about?"

What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? The Holocaust. No, the Holocaust never happened, you're an idiot.

What goes up a smokestack instead of down? Murdered Jews, when they get cremated.

How does Helen Keller do her taxes? Unfortunately, she doesn't. Her friends have strongly encouraged her to proactively contact the IRS to see if she can undergo a repayment plan of some sort and obtain governmental assistance for her future filings.

That's a rhetorical question chickens don't cross roads!

What do you call a cannibal who won't eat his own brother? A pussy.

There was a man workin at the supermarket, when a cow with a hat entered. He realized that it couldn't be really happening and had to be a dream. Effectively: he was dreaming. Actually, he was in jail, and his execution was scheduled for that day.

What's black and blue and red all over? The dead woman in the dumpster.

mom:why oh why are you such an idiotic nuisance? bobby:THATS HOW YOU WANTED ME BORN!!REMEMBER?you asked the doctor to put something in me to make me so stupid i wouldnt remember WHO gave birth to me!!

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