Women's sports

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What do you call a dead baby lying in the road? A Tragedy

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What do you get when you mix Catholicism and Islam? War

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What does Ke$ha feel like when getting up in the morning? Shit because she has a nasty hangover.

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A black man walks up to a jewish man in a bar. They engage into a nice conversation, seeing how they were friends back in college.

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how do you make a door cry? twist its nob

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A man walks into a bar, and says "ow."

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What's worse than aids? Super aids.

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if x marks the spot, what does y do? y does the laundry.

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this is an anti joke THIS IS NOT A JOKE O:

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Whats brown and smells like shit? Shit.

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Knock Knock. Who's there? Boo Boo hoo? Boo hoo your parents are dead.

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A gorilla walks into a bar and orders a banana martini. The bartender thinks this is a little peculiar and then becomes aware he is actually dreaming. He wakes up from his dream and begins to tell his wife about the ridiculous dream he had. His wife just ignores him, the man rolls over and begins to sob because he realizes his marriage is in shambles.

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Why wasn't the clown funny? He didn't have a face

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have you seen Stevie Wonders house? Nope. oh well sorry for bothering you

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What did Liberia say to Texas? Tag, you're it!

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Chinese, Japanese, dirty knees - have nothing at all in common.

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Why was the baby ant confused? Because his uncles were ants

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Q: How do you get a one armed blond of of a tree? A: You grab a ladder and help her down safely.

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Why did Susie fall off her swing? She had no arms Nock nock Who's there? Not Susie.

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What did John the accountant do when he saw a flying dog, He woke up from a wonderful dream and started his day

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Two Haitians walk into a bar and it collapses

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Whats the difference between babies and basketballs? You cant unload a truck of basketballs with a pitchfork.

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What did one child say to the other child? We both are kids.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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