What's worse than finding a fly in your coffee? The holocaust. What's worse than that? Two flies in your coffee.

why did the moose cross the road? to eat the baby.

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How do you make a plumber cry? You kidnap his family.

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Whats black, blue, and doesn't like sex? The little boy in my trunk.

Why did the chicken cross the road? Because it noticed that there may be foodstuffs on other side.

What's worse than having a worm in your apple? The Holocaust.

what's the difference between a white man and a black man? their skin color

What does a Chinese girl get for Christmas? New parents...

what's one thing we're all tired of but they still make? Those crappy love songs.

Teacher: What's 2x2 John? John: (ignores teacher) Teacher: John! John: huh? Teacher: go on John: uh? 24?

What's a terrorists Favorite color Orange

Roses are red Violets are blue This poem makes no sense FIRETOE!!!

Yo mama so fat... Her doctor told her she's morbidly obese and she has 2 years to live if she doesn't change her eating habits and exercise regularily.

What is faster than a black guy stealing a TV? His brother with a DVR

How do you make a ninja fly a plane? You put a gun to his head and say fly this plane.

whats worse than forgetting to buy cinnamon toast crunch at the grocery store? Getting beat to death with a gallon of rotten milk...

GEORGE LOPEZ SUCKS

Here is a joke for you: minecraft -blarg

A politician from the National Country Party keeps interjecting - "I'm a country member, i'm a country member' "yes we remember" says Gough whitlam

Q:how man ADD kids does it take to screw in a light bulb? A: I dont know, wanna go ride bikes?

What has two legs, but cant walk? Steven Hawking

what do you call a black man at a school. coach.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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