- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Q: What's worse than the holocaust. A: Me not getting my Christmas presents.

Whats the difference between an oven and a fridge One is hot and the other is cold

Barack Obama

Have you seen Stevie Wonder's new house? No? Neither has Stevie Wonder

What do you get when you put white cheese in a blender and turn it on? White cheese.

How do you murder a blonde? You drop a bull dozer on her filled with 2 bulls, 100 wasps and a rabbit squirrel.

Q) Whats wet fishy and gets caught by fishermen? A) fish.

What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? AIDS.

Why are Asians so smart? Because they study

Why are the British so uptight? I don't think they are.

What's the best thing about twenty six year olds? There are 20 of them.

What did the Lumberjack say before cutting down the tree? Nothing, it's his job.

Why did the black man buy a watermelon? To eat it of course

What is your favorite joke? I like bar jokes. Okay knock knock Who's there? A bartender A bartender who? A bartender walks into a bar but before he went through the door, he decided to knock on the door because this lame joke is so random.

And then i said what about breakfast at tiffanies, and then you said i hate that movie.

Whats very large and produces alot of seamen. The US navy

what do you call a man who makes fun of womens rights? Single

Why did the banana go to the hospital? It didnt, bananas cannot speak or walk. It is a simple fact so you should know.

What's the difference between red paint and blue paint? One looks like blood and is used a lot in restaurants. The other is blue.

What is red, blue, and green all over? A piece of paper with three colors on it.

How do you keep an idiot busy? Why would you wanna keep an idiot busy, it's not gonna make a difference...

Why is god mean? Cause he doesn't like you.

What did the Scientist say to the bookstore owner he met? "Hi."

roses are red violets are blue i uhh umm hold on... the man with Alzheimers proceeds to think of the rest of his poem he wrote for his date, after an hour he remembers but his date has left and the staff proceed to guide him out and back to the insane asylum

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