Jack and Jill climbed up the hill .... and fetched a pail of water.

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A man walks into a bar. The other one ducks.

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Q: What do you call a black person with one leg? A: In modern American society, it is proper etiquette to adress somebody by their first name.

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What's gay, has ten eyes and is gay. One D. Kelvin Yang.

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what's the difference between a chicken and a grape? They're both purple........ except for the chicken

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What do you call 100 black people at the bottom of the ocean? An unfortunate tragedy and astonishingly ironic curcumstance.

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why did the slytherin cross the road twice? ... because they are double-crossers.

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what did one mental hospital worker say to the other? Billy your not a mental hospital worker, give heather back her clothes so I can escort you back to your cell.

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have you ever tasted ethiopian food? ..... neither have they

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What happened to the Californian who drove off into the sunset. He died. You can't drive in the ocean.

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How do 5 gay teenagers walk? In 'One Direction"

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There were two oranges in a bowl. One orange said to the other "Hello my orange friend". The other orange screamed because he did not know oranges could talk.

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What did one chimney say to the other chimney. Nothing, chimneys dont talk.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Although this is a highly improbable scenario, one would assume that, being a chicken, it did not have much of an intuitive idea as to what to do while it was stray for whatever reason in an urbanized area. Considering chickens do not harbor nearly as much of a mental capacity as it would require to even comprehend the concept of a "road" and is impervious to the idea of oncoming traffic and such, the fact that it happened to be crossing the road was in fact not even recognized by the chicken. For this reasons I deem this question unanswerable.

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What time is it when an elephant sits on your fence? Time is irrelevant in this scenario because if this question is based in the United States it is highly unlikely an elephant will be near a fence you own, let alone sit on it, an activity rarely done by elephants and usually projected by humans onto other animals.

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Betty Whites ALIVE?

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What do you get when you cross a third edition X-19 TQRFT scooter with a teal-colored pencil? A third edition X-19 TQRFT scooter with a teal-colored pencil on it.

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Yes. Just Yes.

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How do you kill 1000 Ethiopians? Push 1000 Ethiopians off a cliff

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Why was Six afraid of Seven? Seven was in a horrible car accident recently and became very disfigured. He didn't tell Six, so the initial shock of seeing him for the first time was quite jarring for Six. Seven has had multiple surgeries since and, once the swelling recedes, he should look much better. It will still hurt for him to chew though.

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A dyslexic man walks into a bar.

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what do mexicans enjoy eating? food.

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roses are red, violets? are blue, Im not good at poems, tits

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In soviet Russia - some people were poor.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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