It's Adam and Eve, not Steve and Eve!

What just hit my face? The floor

Johnson stops eating

A man walks into a bar and says "hey bartender wanna help me out!" The bartender says "no."

roses are red violets are blue i shouldnt be on this cause im in class

how did they guy with no legs in the wheel chair walk? he couldnt because he had no legs.

Why did Eduardo cross the road. The same reason he crossed the border.

Why did the boy rip out all of his hair? He was insane.

Why did the chicken cross the road? Someone threw birdseed.

An asian without a future.

Diseases show if a prerson lacks vitamins and minerals.

You are so average that, if you entered an average contest, you'd come in middle place.

Why was six afraid of seven? Because seven had an extra penis.

A blind guy was reading the newspaper, it said flying cars. I bet he did'nt see that coming!

What did the milk say to the oatmeal? I came from a cow nipple.

-What do you call the brown spots in your yard? Dog shit.

SIMPLE EQUATION: John has 32 chocolate bars. He eats 28. What does he have now? Diabetes. John has diabetes.

What's the difference between a duck?

whats worse than your computer crashing? your plane crashing...twice

i have a black person in my family tree he is still hanging

You're Adopted.

whats worse than finding the holocaust on your forehead? a mono brow

What is Megan Fox's middle name? Denise

How do you make a plumber cry? You kill his family.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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