Michael Brown

What do you call a black man that robs a bank? A bank robber

Roses are red Violets are blue Your mom is dead And your dad is too

fruit salad?

-Wanna hear a joke? -Not really -Oh

What's the difference between a Jew and a pizza? A pizza doesn't scream in the oven. Ha ha ha ha

I like my women how I like my salad. Without a penis.

Mac: Hi, I'm a Mac! PC: And I'm a PC. Steve Jobs died.

whats the difference between chuck norris and a normal human being? nothing

Why Are Parking Lines White? - So You Can See Them..

Why did the gorilla fall on the ground Because it was dead

12 sea cows waddle into a bar... Yea, I bet, you'd like to hear the end of that one.

I can Nazi

How do you kill a 6'5 black man in a dark alley? Stab him 3 times in the appendix with a 12 inch blade.

What is the difference between a blonde and a Mexican? Their hair color.

A Guy walks into a bar Ouch

Why did a duck cross the street? It didn't. It was hit by a car.

Why is Kony hated by the kid with ADHD? Hey look a kid being raped while watching his family getting killed.

What's the difference between an ostridge? It can neither fly.

Why did Miss Parkinson get hit by a bus? Because it missed Justin Bieber by a few inches.

Why did the chicken cross the road? To get to your house. Nock Nock. Whose there? The chicken.

If your South American in the kitchen, what are you in the bathroom? European ( your a pee an)

Nicolas Cage's acting.

Why didn't the chicken cross the road? Because it was stuck in its coop on the farm. Also, chickens aren't sentient, so they can't reason the same way we do.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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