What's the only thing better than winning a gold medal at the Special Olympics? Not being retarded.

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roses are red violets are blue your sister is pretty what happend to u??

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What did one Black man say to the other Black man before they ate? I hope you're hungry!

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So, Elvis walks into a bathroom...

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Q: What did zero say to the eight? A: Nice belt

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A man walks by with a bat. A little girl crosses the street. He hits her with it because she is a little shit. A homeless atheist sees and reports it immeaditately to the authorities because it was child abuse.

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Why did the man name his son David? He didn't. It was his wife's choice.

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Wanna hear a great joke? (any answer) Your dad's choice of condom.

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What kind of a prediction is THAT?

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What did the little boy with cancer get for Christmas? Shot.

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Two black men go inside a movie theater. They sit down and watch the movie.

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Your mom's so hairy, she should go to the barber!

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Bill is at a bar with a couple of his college buddies. He notices another one of his friends, Jim, who has his back faced to him, and calls him. The man turns and it is not Jim. Bill apologizes and they carry on with their lives.

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What do you get when you cross a canary and a lawnmower? Nothing. A canary is a small bird, and a lawnmower is an inanimate object. Any procreation of this sort would likely produce no offspring.

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What's worse than cancer? Death.

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Your mom is so fat that she has to wear large clothing.

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what do you call a cow with no legs? ground BEEF!!!!

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What do you call a man or woman who has sex, records it on video, and sells the recordings for money? A porn star.

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What happened when the white man saw a black man running with a purse? He called the police. The police proceeded to chase the black man down tackling him into a dumpster, causing permanent spinal damage. Upon investigation into the situation, the black man was deaf and he was bringing the purse, which contained an epi-pen, to his dying wife a block away. The white man who called the police and the police officers involved were sued by the family for a large sum of money.

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Two black people jump off a cliff. Who hits the ground first? Who cares.

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Q: What did the blonde woman say? A: My hair is blonde

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why did the man jump off the building? to commit suicide.

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What's 4+7 47

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Q: what do you call obama A:a dumbass

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