- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What do you do when you see Godzilla? You offer him ice cream.

Do you know what Chuck Norris does for a living? He's an actor, I also heard he's quite good with martial arts.

A dog walked into the forest and saw a whale in a puddle

What did the monkey say to the owner of the world's rarest stamp? Eiiiiijajajaajaja EIIIIJAAAA

There once was a girl named sally with no arms. Knock Knock Who's there? Not Sally.

So the docter saw the girl had a "M" on her chest during surgery. He asked her if he had a boyfreind from Michigan. She said "no, but i have a girlfreind from winsconsin, why do u ask?"rf

A priest walks into a bakers and asks for a loaf of bread , the baker asks "white or brown" the priest replies "it does not matter Sir I have my bike outside".

What did the American say to the Russian? Hello, but the Russian did not understand

If u wanna get high, smoke weed

WHY DID THE CHICKEN FART SO LOAD TO GET EVRYYBODY ATENTION

Why didn't the man finish his dinner? His dinner was a wheelchair.

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Q. Why did Mary fall down the steps? A. Because she had no legs.

How much wood would a woodchuck chuck if a woodchuck could chuck wood? Well that, my friend, is a good question.

Why did the kid fall off the swing? He had no legs.

Yo momma's so fat that when she went to Seaworld and a whale saw her, looked away, and continued on with its daily life.

Knock Knock Who's there? ImBrewn

A Palestinian and an Israeli both board a plane at the same time. They exchange awkward glances and take seats at different ends of the plane.

Knock knock --Come in.

What's the difference between a cake and Jews? A cake comes out of the oven.

What did little jimmy get for Christmas? A box containing the malevolent soul of a 10,000 year-old demon determined to torment his cat.

They say the human body is comprised of 70% water, it's more like... 60% because I'm dehydrated if know what I'm saying... I should really drink some water.

pretend its saturday.... what is the square root of 9? who cares? everyone knows that you don't do math on saturday.

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