A man buys a kitten from the store. He gets home, takes it out of its cage, and realizes that it wasn't the kitten he wanted. He then returns to the store and exchanges for the kitten he originally wanted, but then decides to keep both because he is feeling particularly hungry.

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Why are black guys good at basketball? Hard work and determination.

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Knock-knock who's there? interrupting cow interupting cow who? moo.

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What would Michael Jackson do if he saw a naked child alone in an alleyway? It is unknown, as he cannot be asked about this hypothetical scenario due to his passing in 2009.

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Why could the red-haired boy sing higher notes than the blonde-haired boy? He was castrated at birth.

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Why did Sally Drop here ice cream? She was hit by a bus. Knock Knock? *who's there* Not Sally.

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What do you call a sandwich that has sandwich on it? A sandwich.

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The internet is the most terrible fucking place in existence.

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A duck walks into a bar. Animal control is promptly called and the duck is released into a nearby park.

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Roses are red, Violets are blue, Barrack Obama shops at Baby Gap

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what did the man with no arms and no legs get for christmas? a new hat

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What do you call a black man? Jamal

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Q. What do you call a small hen that can't lay eggs properly? A. A small hen that can't lay eggs properly.

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Why did the man stand on one foot? Because he had one leg.

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Why did your mom cross the road? She Tripped and started rolling

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Shotest joke ever... Your dick.

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Where do black jews go? The back of the oven

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How many dead jews can you fit in a hole? Ask hitler.

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Whats the difference between babies and basketballs? You cant unload a truck of basketballs with a pitchfork.

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Why did Susie fall off her swing? She had no arms Nock nock Who's there? Not Susie.

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A man sees a clown, a robot, and a monkey walking down the street side by side. The man ponders the randomness of life.

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So a seal walks into a club..

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A:why did sam fall of the wing ? B:why ? A:she had no arms. B:... A:knock knock. B: who is there ? A:not sam

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Give a man a fire and he will be warm for the rest of the night. Set a man on fire and he will be warm for the rest of his life.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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