Can you guess the following words? Boo*s s*x *orn g*y cu*t b*tch Answers: Books, six, horn, guy, cult, batch.

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A black man and a white woman walk out of a mall restroom holding hands and sweating. The white woman is arrested on the spot for statutory rape and sent to prison for 10 years. The black man was barely 16 years old.

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Hey I just met you, and this is crazy, but I'm your stalker, welcome to my deserted warehouse.

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Need an ark to save two of every animal? I noah guy.

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Whats brown and smells like poo?? Poo

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Because he felt like it.

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There women are stuck on an island, a blonde, a brunette and a ranga. They are saved days later.

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How do you keep children off your lawn? Molest them

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soccor

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How much Cocaine did Charlie Sheen do? A lot!

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what happened to the farm animals? They were slaughtered and their parts were sold as meat, glue and other useful materials

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Why did little Timmy drop his ice cream? He was hit by a bus.

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Whats worse than a little kid falling. Him getting vigorously raped by his father every night.

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What do you call a black man running with a TV? A hard working individual who is in a rush to watch his new TV that he bought.

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How do you make your children nice? You dont have any.

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What is 9 + 10? 21

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What's black and white and red all over? A nun in a blender.

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Hitler was in a shampoo advert that everyone bought Now people must be dying to take a shower

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A duck walks into a bar and the bartender says"What do u want?" The ducks replays "EVERY DAY IM SHUFFLING!!!" The bartender slaps the duck in its face and quid his job. The bar has a hard time finding a replacement and his business dies. THE END

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Q:Ask me if I'm a tree Are you a tree A: No

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What's more addicting than a good book? Meth

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Penis

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Why didn't Jeffrey become a butler? He did become a butler.

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