- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why did Kelly never see Wass? cus she never looked in right places !!!

A mother is in the kitchen making dinner for her family when her daughter walks in. “Mother, where do babies come from?” The mother than explains to the daughter the logistics of sex. The daughter seems to comprehend and walk away leaving the mother to cook.

Somewhere over the rainbow.... Is land.

Why did the baby cry? Because his parents dropped him on his head.

A man walks into the market. He asks a young attractive employee in a smooth voice, "Do you have any honey here, baby?" The employee responds, "No sir. I'm sorry."

A black man found chicken on the floor. He ate it.

The doctor asks the patient how he's doing, the patient says fine. The doctor says "that's weird cause you have leukemia."

Your Mom is so poor she can't afford home-owners insurance.

What did the blanket say when it fell off the bed Nothing it is a sentient object and doesn't have the capability to talk

womens rights to vote

What is cold? Winter

Knock Knock Who's there? UPS UPS who? UPS, your package is here.

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Whats worse then getting caught watching porn? 9/11

Why was the woman out of the kitchen? She was at her mothers funeral.

Want to hear the best joke? Your life :,( i think i hate you?

Why was the manspenis big Cause he was a lucky bastard

What is a black guy's favorite hobby? Stamp collecting.

Your mother's breasts sag with such severity that the late, great surrealist artist Salvatore Dali mistook them for clocks.

DAMMIT MY IPHONE IS IN REPAIR AND I CANT GET THE APP!!!!!!!

A dog walks into a bar. the bar tender asks" what'll you have?" the dog does not reply because dogs have not yet developed the type of voice box required to speak or the learning cappacity to be taught the English language.

a person smokes weed... and gets high

Your in a building there's no windows ,doors and a sement floors and u only have a mirror and a table how do you get out You look in the mirror see what u saw take the saw saw the table in half two halfs make a hole clime out the hole

Roes are red Violets are blue I felt silly for writing this Because violets are violet.

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