Why couldn't Helen Keller see or hear? She was blind and deaf.

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Why did the black lady yell? She was being raped.

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This is a swimmer Joke. Chuck Norris once lapped a kid in the 50 free... LONG COURSE.

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How do you stop a clown from laughing? Drive an ax through its head.

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Kelly Clarkson

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What was the pirates grade? Arrr That isn't a valid grade

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A man with a gun walks into a bar. The police are called and the man was killed quickly.

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Why did the mentally handicapped kid fail his math test? Because he didn't study.

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What did the Mexican say when a house fell on him? Nothing. He's dead.

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The only silverware Frank Lampard will be lifting this year is his mums urn.

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Why couldn't the blonde screw in the light bulb?? - she happened to be autistic

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Two men walk into a bar. You would have thought the second one would have ducked.

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What is the result of a couples' feud? 96.

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Roses are tits, Violets are tits, I love tits. Tits.

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why did the monkey fall out the tree? he lost his grip

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What's the square root of 69? 8.3

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Is the boy sleeping? No, he's dead!

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Kid 1 "Man this is the hardest poop i've ever taken." Kid 2 "Maybe it's because you ate the Happy Meal toys." Kid 1 "You know what? I think you're right. Commotion ensues as the toilet bowl fills with blood as the action figure has cut the inside of his large intenstine. He is screaming in pain. Kid 2 reacts quickly getting him to the hospital just making it in time before Kid 1 passes out. Thankfully he survives but has to get shrgery. Meanwhile, the family dog Buster decides to drink the blood poop water from the bowl and dies from poisining.

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I love you You love me We all grab 2X4's Barney's on the floor No more purple dinosaur.

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That awkward when you adimaticlly read "moment in your head because you have seen too many of these awkward moment jokes.

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What's the difference between a baby and a watermelon? One is fun to smash and the other one is a watermelon.

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Q: What's white, black, and red all over? A: The yellow brick road

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How do you wake up Lady Gaga? Poke her face!

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A baby seal walks into a club.

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Anti Joke

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