What is long and black? Some umbrellas.

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What do you call a black man with cancer? A very unfourtunate man.

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A doctor is delivering a baby on April fool's day. He says, "Congradulations, it's a boy." He then says,"April fools! Your child was stillborn."

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Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? It had died.

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https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=FbuluDBHpfQ

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Is this where I type the joke?

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lol

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A black and a mexican jump off a building, What a tragedy...

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My name is never spelt right so its all good

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There was a man sinking in quick sand. He looked in the sky and said, "God, if you spare my life, I'll be a great person and believe in you all my life." He died.

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What does a plum and a rabbit have in common? A: they're both purple, except for the rabbit!

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Whats the difference between an Irish wedding and an Irish funeral?? Theres one less drunk.

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A momma cow was grazing in the meadow with her three calves when the first one asked, "Mom, how did I get the name Rose? "Well when you were born, a rose pedal came floating in the breeze and landed on your head." The second calf asked, "How did I get the name Daisy?" "Well when you were born, a daisy came floating in the breeze and landed on your head." The third calf mumbled, "LKJLSKJFSLKJLKSJDF" incoherently, and the Mom responded, "Shut up, Cinderblock."

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James: They say attitudes are contagious. Bill: How do you know? James: My whole family caught it and they will all die within 2 weeks.

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Justin Bieber having an erection.

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Yes.

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What's the cookie monster's favorite kind of cookie? Oreos

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How do you kill a dinosaur with a spoon? You cant because they are extinct creatures

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how do you kill a jew? inject him/her with gratuitous amounts of cyanide until they cease to have brain function and a pulse.

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What do you call a tall Asian Tall

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WNBA

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How do you make a wall a darker shade of red? You throw the baby harder.

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What did the Russian scientist say to the British scientist when he saw two black guys enter a strip club? "Two black guys entered the strip club"

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Q: What do you call a white guy cooking a dinner? A: A chef

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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