Q.whats the worlds funniest joke???? A.not this one this ones crap

Why does snoop dogg carry around an umbrella?? ......fo drizzle

Q: If Jack Bauer is partially gay, then what are you? A: His sidekick -Ryan Vallee

I hate it when sentences don't end the way you expect them potato.

Why did Sally fall off the swing? Because she had no arms. :D

What did the cow say to the chicken? Moo.

Four homosexuals walk into a bar. They notice that there's only one stool left at the bar itself. They sat at a table with four chairs. They had a delightful time.

What did the widow get for her birthday? Nothing from her husband.

twilight

What do you a call a guy on steroids? A Body Builder

How do you fix America's national security issues? Nuke russia

How is butter and your mom similar? They both consist of much fat.

What is White over Black? Society.

What's the difference between an elephant and a toaster. A lot of things.

There was a peice of lasagna. He knew he tasted great. So he constantly feared for his life.

If John has 50 candy bars and eats 45, how many does he have? Diabetes. John has diabetes.

Three women are on an airplane. One's a blonde, one's a redhead, and one's a brunette. Unfortunately, the plane was going to crash and there was nothing they could do but jump out and parachute to safety. So the captain said to each of the three ladies, "You can only take one of your possessions when you parachute out of the plane." The blonde says "I will take my watch becau--" But before she could finish her sentence the plane exploded because the flames on the wing had ignited the fuel tank. No one survived.

there's 4 men, a rabbi, a priest, a monk, and a captain. they all go on the captain's ship for a cruise with a couple hundred people. this was during the cold war, and the ship was mistaken for a war ship, and the russians missled it. the monk says: "we have to get everyone off the ship!" the rabbit say: "NO! the women and children need to get off first! And we should also hail to Satan!" the Captain says: "OMG! It's a talking Rabbit!" the priest then stops the rabbit to death!" the rabbi says: "The rabbit is right! But just the children!" The Captain says: "Screw the children! this ship is going to Hell, we have talking animals saying we should worship the devil!" the priest says: "Do you think we have time" the monk, the rabbi, and the captain stare and beat him to death.... "Well, he was already going to Hell" the Monk says. But during this entire time the ship has been sinking and another missle blows up the ship. Everyone dies, except for Sean Conery...and Chuck Norris.

Knock Knock Who's there? A mormon *slam*

Roses are red That much is true But violets are purple Not freaking blue

What's red and hurts you? A brick.

Wanna know a funny word? Pickle-weasel.

How do you stop the unstoppable You dont

The Braves win the N.L. east

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