Why aren't there alligators in a bookstore? Because alligators would pose a danger to customers.

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Q:What do you call a bird with wings? A:A bird -Ryan Vallee

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What do you call a black man eating fried chicken? By his name, which could be John, considering the popularity of said name.

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I have read and agree to the Terms of Service

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Why didn't little billy have any friends? Billy bought a rifle, and shot everyone he had ever seen or talked to, even his family. Billy then tripped on his walk home and fell off a bridge, and into the ocean. Then a shark came and swallowed him. That is why you should never kill your friends and family because it will come back and bite you. Don't be like billy

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Q: How did Helen Keller's parents punish her? A: They beat her.

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Why did Sally fall off the swing set? Because she had a seizure.

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Q: What's the difference between a vampire and a lawyer? A: A lot of things.

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Why did the guy with alzheimer's say to his wife? He can't remember.

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Why do people make antijokes? Because they can

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A dyslexic boy is writing an essay. Luckily, his disease is mild and he does not misspell anything.

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whats woorse then being stupid? kaelynn... aka big head

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You know what really grinds my gears? Shifting into "park" before my car's fully stopped.

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I've got a dig bick

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When life gives you lemons, you realise that life isn't a physical object and therefore you have problems. Have a nice day.

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hi to the world fromthe world

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how long does it take a black woman to shit? 3 to 5 minutes depending on the food she ingested earlier that day

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1: What is a gum wrapper with no gum? 2: A wrapper? 1: No.

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When's the right time to join reality? Right now! Get off your computer!

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Q: What do you call 10 black people in the ocean? A: A family having a good time on an exciting scuba diving tour.

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Q: How many banana peels does it take to run down the street, true or false? A: Telephone poles don't have doors.

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What happened to the blonde pregnant women? She died giving birth to her blind and mentally challenged son.

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A woman walked into the doctors office with a black eye. The doctor asked: How did you get that? The woman said: I fell.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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