What's worse than a bad anti-joke? A bad anti-joke about Skyrim What's worse than a bad anti-joke about Skyrim? The Holocaust

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What do you call a toddler with a gun? Interesting

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What's a pirate's favorite color? Depends on the pirate.

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What do you get if you cross a lin and a deer? A pile of bloody bones.

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Q. what did the kid say to his foreign language teacher about the test? A: i dont understand this test, its like in a complete different language

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Pull over dat ass to fat, no seriously your blocking a firelane

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An elephant walks into a bar..what the hell

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What did the little girls who's parents died in a car accident get for her birthday? Foster Parents

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Knock knock Come in No you supposed to say who's there Oh, who's there? Jennifer Come in No, you supposed to say Jennifer who Oh, Jennifer who? Forget it

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I see, said the deaf man to the blind guy.

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A Frenchman stays and fights

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There was a seal and polar bear on the same iceberg. The polar bear turns to the seal and says "Roar!!" Then the polar bear ate the seal.

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why couldnt the boy get into the pirate movie? he was hit by a mexican telephone server.

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Guess who didn't have breakfast this morning? Kids in Africa

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if life gives you lemons you probably have problems

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what's the difference between a dog and a sheep? one's a dog and the other isn't.

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What's up brah brah

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A man brings his entire family in to meet a show producer. The producer says, "Okay, let's see what you got." The man then proceeds to lead his family through a variety of acts, including showcasing the proper way to drink English tea and how to dress for a polo match. When they finish, the producer asks, "And just what do you call your act?" To which the man replies, "The Aristocrats!"

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Why do you believe in evolution? Because it increases the power of my pokemon.

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how do you make a plummer cry? you kill his family

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A new restaurant KKKcake

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An Englishman, an Irishman and a Scotsman walk into a bar. They have trouble understanding each other.

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Why did was micheal jackson named micheal jackson? because his was

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What happens when you throw a green stone into the red sea? It gets wet.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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