Why didn't the pro-choice, pregnant woman have an abortion? It was a planned pregnancy.

How do you make time fly? Well! You cannot really make time fly. Imean, yeah, iguess it feels like time flies when your having fun, but it moves just as fast as always!

A priest and a rabbi walk into a strip club. They then realised that they are religious leaders and set an example for their respective religious communities and shouldn't be in a strip club and leave.

Q: How do you stop a Mexican tank? A: Ask politely.

how to you kill a black man. with a weapon.

why is a squirrel called a squirrel? that's its name.

What do you call an amazing, funny, beautiful, nice, goreous, stunning girl? Adena Gabrysiak <3

What do you call a man with no arms and legs in the ocean? Dead.

What the small boy with no arms or legs get fro christmas???? cancer

Wanna hear a great joke? (any answer) Your dad's choice of condom.

What did the little boy with cancer get for Christmas? Shot.

What's the difference between Mike Tyson and Anna Nicole Smith? Mike Tyson's not dead.

What happened to Emma? I raped her!

liam buchan is gay !

Knock Knock. Who's there? The Gestapo.

I have had depression for several years and have recently been diagnosed with diabetes. I therefore drink diet soda and have sugar free snacks. Which leads to diahrea. Lots of diahrea.

roses are red violets are blue i uhh umm hold on... the man with Alzheimers proceeds to think of the rest of his poem he wrote for his date, after an hour he remembers but his date has left and the staff proceed to guide him out and back to the insane asylum

What did one muffin say to the other muffin? Nothing because muffins can't talk. The other muffin replied, 'What an odd conversation starter!'

Yo mama is so hot that she needed to lower the temperature

Q. what did the kid say to his foreign language teacher about the test? A: i dont understand this test, its like in a complete different language

obama's promises

Why are Asians so smart? Because they study

A horse walked into a bar and the bartender asked, "Why the long face?" The horse then replied, "Well my wife is dying of cancer, my mother is a drug addict, and my two kids are in the hospital for 3rd degree burns."

A cow was very inconveniently standing in the middle of a golf course. An alligator dragged the cow into a swamp. The cow dies

Anti Joke

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