YEAH THEY DO.

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Knock Knock whose there? child abuse...

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What do you call a black man in space? A space monkey.

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How did the chicken cross the road? Suicide. There was a graveyard across the street. RIP Mr. Chicken.

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why did the chicken cross the road? It was running from the black man

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I Have a Black Friend

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How old is victor? Old

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http://www.facebook.com/photo.php?fbid=341666429240797&set=a.102107073196735.4429.102099916530784&type=1&theater

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Why does Deb wear a hat? Because she is actually bald.

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What do you call a black man yelling into a crowd? a preacher

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roses are blue violets, are orange, i am color blind

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Q: How many 3 go into the number 102,351? A: Yes.

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Why i'm breathing? I don't want die.

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Why was seven afraid of eight? Because eight nine ten.

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a black guy a chinese guy a jewish guy and a gay guy are standing on a ledge. they are all ready to jump off and commit suicide. suddenly a basketball falls from the sky. the black guy is like oh shit that my bball. he cant resist, he jumps off the ledge, grabs the ball, spins in mid air, and shoots it through the window that they came out of. then he falls to his death. the other three guys are questioning whether they wanna actually kill themselves when all of a sudden a jiggly dildo flies past. the gay guy sees it, and he needs it in his butthole. he jumps off, grabs the dildo, shoves it in his ass, and falls to his death. the chinese and the jew are the last alive. they decide that they dont want to die and they start crawling back towards the window. then out of nowhere, two quarters and a nickel shoot up from the ground, right in front of them. the jew needs them. he jumps off the ledge and pockets the change. then he falls to his death. the chinese guy is the last one alive. he jumps off and falls to his death.

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A man walks into a bar and takes his seat. After a minute, someone shouts "133!" and this is followed by a couple of slight chuckles around the room. Later, "57!" is heard from the corner, followed by harsh laughter. After a while, someone shouts "66!" which is met by an uproar of uncontrollable laughter. The man, confused by the evening's events, asks the barmam what is going on. The barman explains, every joke has been told countless times so instead of reciting them, they are numbered and people call out the numbers. The man catches on to this, and therefore shouts "453!" which is followed by a deadly silence, because no one had heard that particular joke before, so 453 was just a number to them.

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Why did the kid drop his ice cream? He was hit by a bus.

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what did the ginger say to the other ginger? I dont now i dont speak GINGER!!!

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Im So Hood... That When I go Shopping, I Buy Sweatshirts with Hoods

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how many dead babys can fit in a bathtub 17

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There once was a girl named sally with no arms. Knock Knock Who's there? Not Sally.

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Someone asked me yesterday why my friend Portier is named after a sports car... I mean, fair enough, it is a common misconception but they live in the country and her Dad drives a tractor; think it through. [L]

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Q. What's louder than one dinosaur? A. A whole bunch of dinosaurs.

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What is black, white, red and blue? ..... A cow dressed as superman.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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