Aladdin found a rusty old lamp at the foot of a mountain. He rubbed it and the Ginnie had died after the long drop from the cliff

What did the man with no head get for Christmas? Nothing he was dead

Why does Deb wear a hat? Because she is actually bald.

What do you call a black man yelling into a crowd? a preacher

roses are blue violets, are orange, i am color blind

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How old is victor? Old

Q: What kind of bees make milk? A: Boobees

YEAH THEY DO.

Knock Knock whose there? child abuse...

Why was seven afraid of eight? Because eight nine ten.

Q: How many 3 go into the number 102,351? A: Yes.

Why i'm breathing? I don't want die.

You have been brought down to hell where you are welcomed by satan. "Welcome to hell, where you watch your loved ones get tortured for all eternity" Satan said "Where is everyone? " you ask "Hmmm, I guess you were never really loved"He replied

Why did the chicken cross the road? To try and beat the oncoming car.

what's the difference between a white man and a black man? their skin color

What do you call a black man in space? A space monkey.

How did the chicken cross the road? Suicide. There was a graveyard across the street. RIP Mr. Chicken.

I Have a Black Friend

why did the chicken cross the road? It was running from the black man

What is black, white, red and blue? ..... A cow dressed as superman.

Q. What's louder than one dinosaur? A. A whole bunch of dinosaurs.

Someone asked me yesterday why my friend Portier is named after a sports car... I mean, fair enough, it is a common misconception but they live in the country and her Dad drives a tractor; think it through. [L]

There once was a girl named sally with no arms. Knock Knock Who's there? Not Sally.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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