What happened when the Neo-Nazi ran into a group of black people? He listened to their struggles, heard their stories, accepted their diversity and eventually hung up his hateful ways.

what do you call a black man in prison? justice.

Knock knock Who's there? A very long space I see what you did there

How do you silence a barking dog? You rip out its vocal cords.

Why did the chicken cross the road? To try and beat the oncoming car.

Why did the Muslim enter the bar? He didn't.

What's the difference between a watermelon and a baby? One of them I can whack with a hammer, the other is a watermelon.

when do you know your a BOSS................ when you get a promotion

Did you hear about the homeless man? He asked me if I had any spare change. I didn't. I found the encounter to be very depressing.

Why did Jack got late to his date? Because he was playing Call of Duty and forgot about the time.

What did the deaf person say to the comedian? ... ... ... ... I'm sorry, did you say something?

26 because if 25 is funnier than 24, 26 should be even funnier right?

a guy gets knocked out and wakes up in a alley all bloody and a knife next to him!!!

What did the German say when the whole of India blew up: "Wow, das muss eine gewaltige Explosion haben! Wie haben sie das geschafft?"

my friend is gay hes gay

Why can't Helen Keller drive? Because she's dead.

What do you call a flying jew? Smoke.

why do i want to get raped because then its not rape

Why did LeBron James up and bail on Cleveland? He thought there was a greater opportunity for postseason success by playing in Miami.

Your mom is intimately familiar with many mens' penis due to her many years as a successful urologist.

What's the difference between me and convicted pedophile? -The pedophile's been caught ;)

Why did the chicken cross the road? Because it got out of it coop and there was something shinny on the other side of the street.

Why was Soren gay? Because he likes to eat men's Penises!

Knock knock, Who's there? To get to the other side

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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