-What do you call the brown spots in your yard? Dog shit.

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What's worse than 10 babies in one trash can? One baby in 10 trash cans.

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Why did the boy drop his ice cream? He threw it, because he had parkinson's!

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THIS IS NOT SPARTA! *pulls him out of the hole*

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yo mamma's so stupid, she is not that smart.

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What's worse than a worm in your apple? The Holocost

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Why did the man not open his door to the trick or treaters? He was a sex offender and it was illegal for him to open it...

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Roses are red, Violets are blue. Baby you think i loved you, but you got played too

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Why didn't the 13 year old Black boy have any friends? He was autistic and didn't connect properly with people.

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what is the difference between babies and trampolines? you take your shoes off when jumping on a trampoline

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<=-):[ J1MMY | Dubstep Maniacs Crew 4 Life ]:(-=>

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What's wrong with the beetles? They suck dick

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A white man, a black man, and a mexican were stranded in a giant dessert, They were quick to notice the spelling error and ate happily for a few days

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What did the white man say to the black man? Nothing. Earlier that day his vocal chords were ripped out by an angry chimpanzee. He will never speak again

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What is woman spelled backwards? namow.

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How do u bring a dead person to life? U dont.

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Why is Kony hated by the kid with ADHD? Hey look a kid being raped while watching his family getting killed.

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Whats green and if it fell out of a tree it would kill you? A golf course

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What did Michael Jackson get for Christmas? Nothing he's dead

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How did the bald lady die? Of cancer

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What did one chimney say to the other chimney. Nothing, chimneys dont talk.

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An Octopus walks into a bar and sees that there are multiple people with instruments. The man with the Guitar says "I bet you cant play the Guitar better than Led Zeplin?" So the Octopus plays and he is better than Led Zeplin. Then the man with the Piano says "I bet you can't play the piano better than Elton John?" So the Octopus Plays it better than Elton John. The Last man from Scotland says " i bet you can't plat the bagpipes better than me?" So... The Octopus is playing around with the Bagpipes and they say to him "Hurry Up!" and the Octopus says "Shut up, I'm trying to have sex with it but first I need to get it's pajamas off" (Bagpipes have 8 long things you blow into and they have a pattern that looks like a pajama pattern) hahaha

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do you wanna hear a joke about pizza? sure. naw,its too cheesy

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skurfboards we love fat kids

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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