- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why didn't the black man drink out of the white water fountain? Because he wasn't thirsty.

What do you call a hickey on your shoulder? Bad aim -Cooper Simpson

the cast of the jersey shore

a blind man walks across a road. he's dead

A:why did sam fall of the wing ? B:why ? A:she had no arms. B:... A:knock knock. B: who is there ? A:not sam

Give a man a fire and he will be warm for the rest of the night. Set a man on fire and he will be warm for the rest of his life.

What is the difference between a rock and a pencil? Your Mom.

Whats worse than finding a worm in your apple? Getting cancer from a horse.

How do you get a clown to stop smiling? Throw a brick at him.

Why is 6 afraid of 7? Because 7 has two penises

Me: I have a great knock knock joke but you have to start it off. You: Knock knock Me: who's there? You: silence as the person is confused as what's going on

what did the blind deaf mute boy get for christmas? some nice presents.

roses are red i have a phone nobody texts me forever alonee lol

Where did Ellen go after the explosion? Everywhere

What's invisble and smells like bananas? My mailbox.

Two guys are walking down the street. One asks the other "Nice weather today, huh?" And the other responds "It sure is," and they both continue on with their days.

What do you call a baby in a blender? Child abuse.

Why is Santa fat? Because the apples are red.

How much cocaine did Charlie Sheen take? Enough to kill Two and a Half Men.

A Cow Walk's Into A Bar And Say's Drink Please The Bartender Is Then Sent To A Mental Hospital For Talking To A Cow.

Why are you reading this? You should be taking a shower, you smell like crap.

A family of aristocrats walks into a talent agency and shows their performance. The talent agent asks: "How do you call yourselves?" They say: "The Aristocrats", "because that's what we are; Aristocrats."

a Black Swan walks into a bar......,,,.she then has hallucinations and imagines herself having lesbian sex with Mila Kunis...

The Braves win the N.L. east

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