Knock Knock. Who's there? Boo Boo hoo? Boo hoo your parents are dead.

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what do you watch ? a tv

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A Jew walks into a bar The bar owner looks at a gang of punks in the back and shouts "YOU! GET OUT!" The Jew leaves the bar.

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What is grey and smells like sand? A Rock.

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What's black and white and eats like a horse? A zebra.

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What did Hitler say to his men before they got in the tanks? Get in the tanks

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what's black and blue and has red all over it? A dead body ^_^

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how do you kill a blonde? the way you would kill anyone, here are some examples gun knife noose or orange. wait wtf who kills someone with an orange

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Why did the man bring the computer to the doctor because it had a virus

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Why did Chad find dead people all over the playground? Ask him, it's not like he's pointing a gun at your face.

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What is less sanitary than eating food off of the ground? Anal sex.

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Jacob went onto anti-jokes cause Brock told him to and Jacobs his bitch.

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How do you kill a 6'5 black man in a dark alley? Stab him 3 times in the appendix with a 12 inch blade.

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Why do firemen wear red suspenders? If they didn't, their turnout gear would not effectively protect them from flames.

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I have Alzheimer. What?

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Jews

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knock knock.. who's there? ted? ted, who? STOP f***ing around, you got cancer!

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Jason Connor.

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Why didn't the chicken cross the road? Because it was stuck in its coop on the farm. Also, chickens aren't sentient, so they can't reason the same way we do.

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What did the boy with no arms get for christmas? heart worms

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Knock knock. Who's there? Banana. Oh, then I'm not opening the door.

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Communism, Capitalism and an Irish man walk into a bar. Communism says, “I’ll buy the drinks but I require your complete obedient consent.” Capitalism says, “No I’ll buy the drinks but I require that you pay me back with interest” and the Irish man says “No I… I don’t feel very well at all… Oh shite I’ve got the bloody runs!” He then proceeds to shit myself.

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There women are stuck on an island, a blonde, a brunette and a ranga. They are saved days later.

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3 Mormon men walk by a blonde woman eating a banana. They are not distracted by this and continue their journey of spreading Christianity.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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