Why did the chicken cross the road? It was unaware that it could get run over by a motor vehicle.

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The term "shots fired" often reminds me of the time a couple of buddies had a drinking contest and I shoved a lit cigarette down the loser's throat

a man walks into a bar and says "help me, my daughter just got hit by a car! the bartender phones the ambulance and the girl survives.

What did the boy with no arms or legs get for Christmas? A bike with no handle bars or pedals.

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What did the gun say to the pencil? Draw

Q.What did the muffin say when the other muffin said, "How ya doin'?" A."HOLY CRAP A TALKING MUFFIN!"

How do you wake up Lady Gaga? Poke her face!

Why did the man not open his door to the trick or treaters? He was a sex offender and it was illegal for him to open it...

What do you call it when Justin Bieber has sex with a women. Statutory rape.

Q: What do you call a dog after the dentist? A: A dog.

Q.What do you call a apple with a unibrow? A. A failed science experiment!!!

What happens when you choke a smurf? Nothing, smurfs aren't real.

Q: How did the black man die? A: He got hit by a car, and we all know that this is painful.

What's Casey Anthony doing now that she's not in prison? She's actually living life as an upstanding citizen in Florida.

Two men are sitting in a pub. One man turns to the other and says: 'Last night I saw lots of strange men coming in and out of your wife's house.' The other man replies: 'Yes, she has become a prostitute to subsidize her drug habit.'

Whas the difference between a boy going to a camp and a jewish boy going to camp? The jewish boys does not come back.

roses are gray violets are gray everything's gray I'm a #$%ing dog

How can you confirm that Saturday comes after friday, and that Sunday comes after Saturday? consult Rebecca Black.

Two Guys walk into a bar; the second one should have seen it coming.

Why did Harry Potter cast a spell on Chuck Norris' penis? Never mind.

Dont you guys just hate it when someone puts a stupid joke on anti-joke?

What's the difference between Hitler and shit? Shit has a shower in the morning.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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