An Irish priest molested many children. He's still free today

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Why did the coconut fall out of the tree? Gravity.

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A grasshopper goes into a bar It is stepped on and crushed.

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Why does snoop dogg carry around an umbrella?? ......fo drizzle

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How did the blind man eat his soup? With a spoon. Despite no vision, the man could feel the shape of what he was touching.

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ONE DAY THE SKY OPENS AND SUDDENLY Gad: Jews, you are my chosen people! Jews: YAY! GODS CHOSEN! WE ARE GONNA BATHE IN RICHES AND YOU WILL COMMAND US TO RAID AND RAPE LANDS! FOR OURSELVES! AND EVERYTHING! Gad: Eh... Well, actually I was thinking more like... Jews: YAY WE ARE GONNA CONQUER THE WORLD! GAD IS WITH US NAO! Right Gay? I mean Gad... Cough... Gad: Err, well *cough* suuure, I mean... Jews: YAY! WE ARE GADS CHOSEN! WE ARE GONNA GET MIGHTY! Moral: "You do not want to be "Gods chosen" people!" Btw, you telling me Jewsus was not a Jew? Hmm?

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Q. What did the blak guy say to the other black guy? A. Hey.

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What does a paralysed mans legs feel like? We don't know, he is paralysed

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Why was it sad that the kid was playing football? He had no arms and legs and he was the football.

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What did the muffin, say to the other muffin? Nothing. Because muffin's are inanimate objects, therefore incapable of speech, or any other sentient action. They baked quietly until the man who was baking them came to the conclusion they were fit for consumption, devoured them, and went on with his day.

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How do you survive the plague? you dont.

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What did the blind man look at when the girl showed him her cleavage ? ... Nothing... He's blind... >_>

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why did the chicken cross the road? i don;t know, that's why i was asking you

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why did the baby bird fall out of the nest? while the mother bird was away a cat knocked over the nest. needless to say the baby bird died.

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My phone rang. So I answered it.

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did you hear about the man who crossed the road? he made it.

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What did pikachu say when his trainer was murdered? Pikachu.

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Why did Susie fall of the swing? She didn't have any arms. Knock knock Who's there Not Susie

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What did 0 say to 8? Nice belt

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What did the police say to the black man who just shot his wife? You are under arrest

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Why did little Tommy sink to the bottom of the pool? He had no arms.

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Every 60 seconds in Africa, a Minute passes.

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Why did the boy not wake up on time for school? He was fuck in dead.

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