- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why did Sam have no friends? Because he was dead.

There once was a man from Peru, Who fell into an extremely deep sleep and woke up just before he choked to death on his shoe rubber.

what happens when a jew meets a black person answer: they greet one another

how many large people can you fit in a bath tub ... 1/16

A man buys a kitten from the store. He gets home, takes it out of its cage, and realizes that it wasn't the kitten he wanted. He then returns to the store and exchanges for the kitten he originally wanted, but then decides to keep both because he is feeling particularly hungry.

Heat oven to 375°. Grease 18 regular-size muffin cups (or 12 large size muffins). In bowl, mix butter until creamy. ... Add eggs one at a time, beating after each. Beat in vanilla, baking powder and salt. With spoon, fold in half of flour then half of milk into batter; repeat. Fold in blueberries.

Hey, look under there! Under what?

Why did the chicken cross the road? Because the other birds had taken hostage the chickens family.

why are black people good at jumping and white people aren't? That's stereotyping people .... anyone can be good jumping as long as the practice.

What's yellow and highly dangerous? Shark-infested banana pudding.

A child rides by his mother on his bicycle and says "Look Mom, no hands!" The child doesn't come back, and night falls but he has yet to come home. His mother calls the police and a search begins 2 days later. He is never found is presumed dead.

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What do you call a dead baby lying in the road? A Tragedy

What did one muffin say to the other muffin Holy shit a talking muffin

what did the turkey say on thanks giving? Nothing, he's dead, we ate him!

Q: What do you call a dog with no legs? A: Doesn't matter, he's not coming

How did the fat man avoid getting dehydrated? Fat men don't excersise and therefore cannot become dehydrated.

What did the blind man look at when the girl showed him her cleavage ? ... Nothing... He's blind... >_>

What's faster than a Jew running after a penny? A car.

A drunk is pissing on the plaza and the cop stands next to him and says, very nice. The drunk says, that's what she said. : )

After the haitian revolution, Haiti lived happily ever after, Until god smited them with a devastating natural disaster

Who likes to be fisted? Sock puppets.

It's Adam and Eve, not Steve and Eve!

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