terry stockton is straight

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You wanna know the funniest joke ever? Justin bieber

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How do gay guys have sex with women?? They dont, they are gay.

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A completely inebriated man walked into a bar and, after staring for some time at the only woman seated at the bar, walked over to her, placed his hand up her skirt and began fondling her. She jumped up and slapped him silly. He immediately apologized and explained, "I'm sorry. I thought you were my wife. You look exactly like her." "Why you drunken, worthless, insufferable son of a BITCH!" she screamed. "Funny," he muttered, "you even sound exactly like her."

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bob saget

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a mushroom walks in to a little boys party the boy says why are u here mushroom says because im a fun-guy (fungis,fungi)

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Why did the girl put on make-up and perfume? Because she was ugly and smelled bad.

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Going to church doesn't make you a Christian any more than standing in a garage makes you a car.

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Yo mama's so fat she couldn't ride on roller coasters with you in Disney world. Sometimes you wish you could share more fond memories with her.

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What does a paralysed mans legs feel like? We don't know, he is paralysed

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How heavy duty are your nachos? No, because babies simply cannot swallow blenders.

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Why was the boy embarrassed when he opened his parents' bedroom door? Because he had been trying the door for several minutes until he realized he was pushing instead of pulling.

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Why did Sally fall off the swing? Because she didn't have arms. Knock. Knock. Who's there? Not Sally.

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So a seal walks into a club..

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Women's rights.

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Why is a blonde a door knob... Because everybody gets a turn

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roses are red i have a phone nobody texts me forever alonee lol

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How much wood could a woodchuck chuck if a woodchuck could chuck wood? Why does it matter, they can't chuck wood in the first place.

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Why could the red-haired boy sing higher notes than the blonde-haired boy? He was castrated at birth.

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What do you call a man with a spade in his head? An ambulance.

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The answer: He is dead! (read it throughout so you cant go wrong) Question: So why cant a man in Italia marry his widows sister? Moral: Had yet to read one like this one...

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Hey, look under there! Under what?

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Good luck on your finals everyone!

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What do you call a black airman? A pilot!

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