Roses are red Violets are blue Elephants cant jump Neither can amputees

A man walks up to a gay guy and says "you are socially accepted"

Why aren't there alligators in a bookstore? Because alligators would pose a danger to customers.

Knock knock, Who's there? Jason. Jason wh-(death sound when being cut by chainsaw)

what's the worst part of your kid dying the clean up

Why can't Hellen Keller drive? Because she's dead.

Your mama's so fat.... I ran around her twice, And got lost

Q: What's the difference between a vampire and a lawyer? A: A lot of things.

If you are good at taking quizzes, you are quizzical. What are you if you are good at taking tests? Testical.

Why did the girl drop her ice cream her cone broke

A man was getting surgery on his knee and the surgeon accidentally left a knife in his leg. The man's leg was severely infected and he proceeded to die in the following weeks. His family will mourn this loss for years to come.

why do i want to get raped because then its not rape

Drunk irish man

What do you do when a black man points a gun at your face? you do what he tells you to do.

gay marriage.

why jews dont believe in God? Jews believe in God, its just that their god is different from ours !

A Guy walks into a Bar, has a good time and leaves

What is Ciaran Wilkie Gay

What's the difference between a hippopotamus? An orangutan.

Why did Old Man Robert fall down the stairs? Someone kicked him down. And then he died.

roses are red facebook is blue no mutual friends who the heck are you

What do a dog and a tree have in common? BARK!

yo mama's so fat!!!

You wanna hear a JOKE ?!! Justin Bieber has a DlCK !!!

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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