Knock Knock. Who's there? Boo Boo hoo? Boo hoo your parents are dead.

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A man walks up to a dead baby. The baby is dead

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A man walks into a bar, and says "ow."

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What starts with F and ends with Uck? F U C K

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What's the difference between a plum and a bunny? They're both purple. Except the bunny.

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Roses are red, violets are blue. Grass is green.

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Knock Knock Who's there? A mormon *slam*

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Why did the chiocken cross the road? There's no such thing as a chiocken.

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Your mom is so fat that she enjoys junk food regularly.

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who steals more than a black person?, a pirate.

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Two men were standing on the 34th floor of a 65 floor building. They were trapped in a office with one window. here is their conversation: guy1: oh no what should we do??? guy2: I don't know!! this is awful!!! guy1: I have children and a loving wife!!! guy2 walks to the window sill and leans over. guy1: what are you doing? there is more to life we can get through this!! guy 2 jumps out the window guy 1 runs to the window sticks his head out and yells "MAKE MINE CHOCOLATE!!!"

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A kid walks into a bar. The bartender promptly calls child protective services and the child is placed in a caring foster home.

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"Hey, I just met you, and this is crazy, I have Alzheimer's. "Hey, I just met you, and this is crazy, I have Alzheimer's. "Hey, I just met you, and this is crazy, I have Alzheimer's.

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Why was Bootylatrice tardy for school? -She overslept.

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Roses are red That much is true But violets are purple Not freaking blue

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where are the maternaty clothing in walmart???? The C section

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Me: I have a great knock knock joke but you have to start it off. You: Knock knock Me: who's there? You: silence as the person is confused as what's going on

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Get in the Batmobile.

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whats worse then a baby with out floaties?.......beating your grandma to death with a puppy

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WHATS BALCK AND YELLOW AND UNDER WATER? A BUMBLE BEE IN A SUBMARINE.... YEAH YOU BETTER #$%^ING LAUGH YOU HOMO

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knock knock who's there Berry Joe Berry Joe who? I just told you, Berry Joe. oh.

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If yesterday was friday, today is saturday, what day is it tomorrow? sunday

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knock knock whos there? the police, your under arrest

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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