i tped this with my toiung. now i hve germs

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Why did the girl fall down the hill? Her boyfriend pushed her.

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How many Jews does it take to change a light bulb? Generally one, however, in cases where the light fixture is unusually high, a ladder may be necessary. Some people like having a second person hold the ladder as they climb it. In this unconventional circumstance, it would take precisely two Jews to change a lightbulb. Also, Jews are bad people.

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Q: Why did the chicken cross the road? A: Because the grass is always greener on the other side.

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How many one does it take to screw in a lightbulb? One.

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What's worse than doing the dishes with long sleeves? Finding out your girlfriend's been cheating on you.

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A woman walked into the doctors office with a black eye. The doctor asked: How did you get that? The woman said: I fell.

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what do you do if you get in a car wreck with a black man get out of your vehicle and exchange insurance information

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Why did the girl fall off the swing? She had no arms. Why didnt she get back up? She had no friends.

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Q: Whats worse than finding a worm in your apple? A: Getting raped

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Why are black people afraid of chainsaws? Because chainsaws are potentially dangerous and could cause much harm if handled without prior knowledge of how to use them.

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Roses are red, Violets are blue this poem sucks, GET OVER IT -brett

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Yo momma's so fat, her lifespan is probably going to be very short and you will have to bury her soon.

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What's better than winning the special Olympics? Not being retarded.

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I went river dancing once. I fell in

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Q: What do you call a white guy cooking a dinner? A: A chef

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how did the thirteen year old girl get pregnant? she was raped.

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How do you kill a cow while your carrying a gun Shoot him

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Q: What do you call a bunch of blondes standing ear to ear? A: A wind tunnel!

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You wanna hear a JOKE ?!! Justin Bieber has a DlCK !!!

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How did the blond become a lawyer? She didnt. After many years of collage and studying, she broke down and quit, and became a stripper.

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Ask me if I'm a tree... Are you a tree? No.

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an asian walks into a bar and does his math homework then he gets raped by a horse

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You know what they say about people with big feet.......... They wear big shoes.

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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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