Chuck norris survived rapture.

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Q: What do you do if A bunch Of black Guys Are raping a white Girl A: Throw A Basketball at them.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Because he obviously had to attend to his planned schedule which involved a meeting which was to take place on the opposite side of the road.

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What do a Jew and a Vegan have in common? They both won't eat pork products.

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Blind people can't read this.

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Q: Why isn't Michael Jordan able to jump into space with only 1 leap? A: If that were possible, the supposedly absolute laws of physics would've been irreversibly violated to the full extent that the future of science would be in trouble and the future of some already mentally-unstable people would've been deeply jeopardized to a state that they couldn't naturally recover from.

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What's black and blue and hates sex? The 8 year old in my trunk

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What do you call cheese that isn't yours? cheese.

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What's the difference from an muslim and a christian blonde Religion

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what smelss like crap.... CRAP dose DUH

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What do you call two black men kicking a ball? Soccer.

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Hello Braydon

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An elephant walks up to a camel and says why have you got a pair if boobs on your back, the camel the replies that's a funny question coming from someone with a dick on their face.

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Why did the boy scream? Because his girlfriend poked him in the butthole, which he was not expecting. Thus surprising him.

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a child logs on to anti-joke.com and proceeds to post dead baby jokes and jokes with punchlines that suit the build up. i am bitterly disappointed as are all the other fans of anti-joke.com who understand the humor of anti jokes

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Roses are red violets are blue I would test our new water bed so be carefull with your helled shoe!

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Ask me if I'm a human! - Are you a human? No. The correct term would be a human being.

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Where does lady gags buy her bran flakes ? Sainsburys

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What do you call a shattered lightbulb? A hazard that should be taken very seriously.

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Why did the guy crash? He was texting.

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Why did the child cry? It was beat up and thrown in a trashcan.

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A black man and a Mexican are in a car. Who's driving? The cop. The two men were best friends who had taken off from their law firm. Alex had recently gone through a divorce and John decided to take him on a trip backpacking across Europe. It started raining and an off-duty police officer picked them up and took them to a nearby hotel. The three men had drinks and the friends had a wonderful time. But Alex never got over Jenny leaving him. 3 months later John found him dead in his home by auto-erotic asphyxiation.

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Whats worse then people People copying other Anti-Jokes. People copying other Anti-Jokes about the holocaust.

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Q: What's green, fuzzy, and if it falls out of a tree it will kill you? A: A pool table

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