- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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There were two oranges in a bowl. One orange said to the other "Hello my orange friend". The other orange screamed because he did not know oranges could talk.

What did one chimney say to the other chimney. Nothing, chimneys dont talk.

How can you confirm that Saturday comes after friday, and that Sunday comes after Saturday? consult Rebecca Black.

My penis is small, Just kidding, it's huge.

you know whats weird about italians? their italian

what's the difference between a chicken and a grape? They're both purple........ except for the chicken

A man walks into the market. He asks a young attractive employee in a smooth voice, "Do you have any honey here, baby?" The employee responds, "No sir. I'm sorry."

What did the avocado say to the person? I can't talk

A stop sign walks into a bar. Looks like somebody invented walking stop signs.

What did the cancer patient get for Christmas? 2 weeks to live...

Jeff goes to the store, Helen Keller.

A horse walks into a bar The bartender says "Why the long face?" Unable to under stand English the horse shits on the floor and leaves

have you ever tasted ethiopian food? ..... neither have they

Why is Kony hated by the kid with ADHD? Hey look a kid being raped while watching his family getting killed.

How do u bring a dead person to life? U dont.

Can you get me a stapler,make sure it has staples because if it doesn't..........I won't be a ble to staple anything

Oh, I must be hearing things.

What's stupid and a waste of time? Anti joke .com because people on here are too ignorant and serious cuz it's not funny. It's anti joke G-Dang it. Come on seriously

whats white and lives in a tree a fridge

Man goes fishing.... Catches Fish.

Knock Knock. Who's there. To. To who. To whom.

There women are stuck on an island, a blonde, a brunette and a ranga. They are saved days later.

A sprayed behind is a clean BEHIND!

How do you keep children off your lawn? Molest them

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