whats worse than stubbing your toe? getting a vanarial disease and going insane

Q: What's the biggest difference between a black man and a white man? A: Their skin color.

Why? Because!

What's ur favorite color? Cancer Made by mark

why did the chicken cross the road? It is impossible to tell because we cannot communicate with chickens, but we can assume there was something of interest over there.

What did the victim say to the rapist? If you're gonna rape me, at least let me go get you a condom

What time is it? Ask chuck Norris! Gosh!!

What's the best thing about twenty six year olds? There are 20 of them.

What do you say the big head boy? Brush yo teeth

yo mamas so ugly she makes blind children cry

How do u get an A in algebra? Train a possum.

What happened after Peter broke his toe? He went into cardiac arrest and died.

What's the difference between a jew and a pizza? A pizza doesn't scream when you put it in an oven.

Why did the man throw the woman off the cliffe? Tequilla.

Anti-Joke Memes? That Shouldn't Be A Thing

Why did the dog cross the road? He didn't, he got run over

I work for a Jewish Carpenter. He pays me minimum wage.

Why did the plane crash? The pilot was a loaf of bread.

A man goes to his doctor and his doctor says, "I've got good news and bad news, which do you want first?" The man says, "The good news." The doctor says, "You were supposed to say the bad news, now you've ruined the joke."

What did the black man say to the Mexican? What a fine day it is!

"Knock Knock!" "Who's Their?" "Mew" "Mew Who?" "Mew Two Stupid! Get yo Pokemon FACTS Right!" "Mew Two Proceeds to walk away in distress"

What's the difference between an apple and an orange? 87

Where did the little girl go when the bomb went off? Everywhere

What's the difference between a pile of dead babies and a Camero? - The Camero isn't in my garage.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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