- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What is faster than a black guy stealing a TV? His brother with a DVR

Why were there teeth marks in the guys arm? He bit himself

Two men walk into a bar... ..I didn't say what type of bar...

What's the difference between a duck? One of its feet are both the same.

What is the best place to get watermelons and fried chicken? A Watermelon grove and a popeyes and/or KFC

Why did the chicken cross the road? To get to the gay man's house. Knock knock... Who's there? The Chicken

Why was the kindergarten teacher crying? a child had just choked to death

Womens Rights.

Whats the easiest way to kill a blonde? Shoot her

What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? The Holocaust What's worse than the Holocaust? Finding two worms in your apple. What's worse than that? Dying. What's worse than dying? Finding three worms in your apple.

Four Iraqis played hide and seek 17 years ago, one of them missing, why? he's still hiding.

What do you get when you put the head of a lion on the body of an eagle?2 dead animals and a fine for killing protected species.

knock knock whos there jew jew who JEW YOU

Q: What do you call a white guy cooking a dinner? A: A chef

Why doesn't Rosa Parks eat bacon? Because she's dead.

what is sticky and brown?a stick

What is the worst part about being a blonde? Random green painted strangers throw forks at you claiming it will confuse you, because they got it off of an anti joke website!

What do 9 out of 10 people enjoy? gang rape

John Katzenbach were drinking a soda... He is the author of The Psicoanalist

What's black and fun to hang from trees? Tire swings.

What kind of shots I'd John take at night? Insulin, because he's a diabetic.

what is the difference between coke and pepsi? -they are competing soft drinks made by different brands

I think I lost my number so can I... No you can't because phone numbers can't be lost

A Palestinian and an Israeli both board a plane at the same time. They exchange awkward glances and take seats at different ends of the plane.

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