- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What's red and hurts you? A brick.

What does Ke$ha feel like when getting up in the morning? Shit because she has a nasty hangover.

Q: What's white, sticky, and is swallowed by most women? A: Ice Cream

Wanna hear a joke? A Republican political activist.

What's faster than a Jew running after a penny? A car.

Whats brown and smells like shit? Shit.

How many dogs does it take to screw in a light bulb? Dogs do not have aposable thumbs therefore they cannot screw in light bulbs

Why did Helen Keller's cat kill itself? It didn't, I did.

Why is this an anti-joke? Are you laughing? Exactly.

What's the biggest difference between white and black people? the melanin levels in their skin.

The internet is the most terrible fucking place in existence.

Roses are red, Violets are blue, The Holocaust. And also cancer.

Whats better than winning a Paralympic Gold Medal? Having Legs.

A duck walks into a bar. Animal control is promptly called and the duck is released into a nearby park.

Why cant penguins fly? because they cant

Why didn't the black man drink out of the white water fountain? Because he wasn't thirsty.

Q: How do you get a one armed blond of of a tree? A: You grab a ladder and help her down safely.

There was a car crash in Mexico, 78 people were announced dead.

How to do you kill a blonde? Various methods, most effective of which is firing squad

a blind man walks across a road. he's dead

1:Knock Knock 2:Who's there 1: Your cousin tyler He was then brought in with the rest of the family to celebrate Thanks giving.

Roses are red, Violets are blue, Barrack Obama shops at Baby Gap

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Why did the bartender kick out the three jews at midnight? Because the bar closes at 11.

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