I scream You scream We all scream For dead babies

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An atheist and a Christian are sitting next to each other on the bus, however both of them believe it inappropriate to talk religion with complete strangers so neither one finds out about the others beliefs and they never see each other again.

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Whats green and has 4 wheels? A green car.

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What's a zombie's favourite dessert? I don't know, but I'll give you 50 bucks to go and ask one.

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roses are red, violets are blue, some poems rhyme, but this one doesn't.

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When life gives you lemons, find someone with a papercut.

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Knock Knock .....................Oh it was just the TV

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Why did the chicken cross the road? To get to the other side

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How do u catch a polar bear u cut a hole in the ice put peas around the hole and when the bear comes to take a pea u kick it in the ice hole

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what glows blue and howls at the moon at midnight? I dont know but i had sex with your mother.

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What do you call a group of black people? A group, you racist.

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read this

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How do you get a black person to drop chicken? Yell KKK.

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How do you crash an airplane? By not knowing how to fly it.

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take out the f in way. there is no f in way. I see what you did there.

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how do you make a blonde snowman? hollow out the head.

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Did you hear about the man who thought his wife was trying to kill him? He's dead.

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is this the krusty crab? no this is child services were taking your children.

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Know what's worse than three bee stings? living every day in fear of your schizophrenic hallucinations

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A man walks into a bar. He sits down and orders a drink from the bartender. The bartender gets it for him and says "Here you go." The man then says "Thank you." The man then starts to drink his drink, and appreciates the fine quality of the drink. Afterwards, he finishes the drink, and decides to leave the bar and go home.

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So this guy walks into a bar. As soon as he gets in, a drunk dude punches him in the face ! The dude was drunk enough to not know what he was doing, but still sober enough to hit the guy hard ! So the guy had a cerebral commotion and died 2 days later.

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1. A woman gets on a bus with her baby. The bus driver says: ''Ugh, that's the ugliest baby I've ever seen!'' The woman walks to the rear of the bus and sits down, fuming. She says to a man next to her: ''The driver just insulted me!'' The man says: ''You go up there and tell him off. Go on, I'll hold your monkey for you.''

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why was the boy sad He had a frog stapled to his face

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Gay's rights

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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