why was the water bottle empty? because bob drank it. stupid bob...

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Why did the chicken cross the road? It didnt it hit a poll and died of brain damage the next day

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What's pink and wrinkley and hangs out your pj's? Ya nanna :)

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A woman walked into the doctors office with a black eye. The doctor asked: How did you get that? The woman said: I fell.

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Black people are ugly. They should not live in this world. They are apes. They should live as apes not humans. Why do they have ugly curly hair, fat lips, and a big flat nose? SO UGLY!! EWW

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What happened to the blonde pregnant women? She died giving birth to her blind and mentally challenged son.

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gay marriage.

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Yo mama's so ugly that the majority of people find her physically unattractive, but I hear her personality if great.

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A man using Apple Maps walks into a bar. Or maybe a hospital... or possibly a church.

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Why is the post under me so funny? Because the boy won't be able to play the x box!

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What do you call a black man with a job? An employee

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-How old are you, Dick? -I'm 30 centimeters old

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Why did the first monkey fall out of the tree? It was dead. Why did the second monkey fall out of the tree? Some guy stapled it to the first monkey. Why did the third monkey fall out of the tree? A terrorist threw a refrigerator at it. Why did the girl fall off her bike? She was hit by 3 dead monkeys and a refrigerator.

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Ed has spent all his days on the farm. It was the farm of his father and grandfather before him; long have they prospered from the fruits of this land. He has a wife and 3 beautiful children, all of whom live happily on the farm. Ed still manages to keep an active social life, and has lots of interesting friends. His best friend is Moe. As a young man, Ed had spent a few years living in the city for his studies. Moe lives in the city, and he knows Ed from College. One day, Moe came out to the farm to have lunch with his old friend. After lunch, he and Ed took a walk around the farm. They passed by the horses, the chickens, the pigs and finally they came to the cows. Ed looked at Moe, and he saw that he was focused intently on a single cow. "What's the matter, Moe?" he asked. "That," Moe said, "is one skinny cow."

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what does a black guy and a chinease guy have is common? I don't know but it would be interesting to find out.

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What's worse than eating brussel sprouts? Getting raped by a brussel sprout.

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Why did Jesus and his friends get crucified? So they could sing: "Always look at the bright side of life" Moral: Monty Python?

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Once upon a time there was a cat named Martin. He died.

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Q. Why did the fat boy cross the road? A. To go on a diet

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What do you call a baby with no arms nor legs? An infant lacking limbs.

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Knock Knock trick or treats? here is the candies, have fun kids!

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A hemophiliac walks into a bar. Then he dies of internal bleeding.

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Why did the litle boy's hat come off? cause he got hit by a train!

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what happened to Timmy when he fell off his bike? CANCER.

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