- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Anti-Joke Chicken

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Why did the chicken cross the road? We will never know. Chickens are incapable of communicating with humans and thus the intent of the chicken is subject to speculation.

roses are red violets are blue i am retarded i like pancakes

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What does a snowplow clearing an empty parking lot look like? A horse running freely in a pasture

What Can't You See and Stinks A Fart.

Hey i just met you and this is crazy, but heres my penis, so suck it baby.

A muslim walks into a gay bar.

I'm rubber and you're glue, whatever you say bounces of me and bounces of you too because sound isn't affected by your adhesive properties.

How do you shoot a basketball? With your hands

A horse walks into a bar. The bartender asks "Why the long face?" The horse replies "My wife just died from pancreatic cancer."

why did the homeless man buy a mansion? he didn't. i lied. he would need a job to be able to buy a mansion.

What's worse than dropping your ice cream cone? Man's inhumanity to man.

What do you do when you see a black child riding a bike? Think to yourself, "Wow you just don't see many kids riding bikes anymore because there too busy playing video games in their basement."

Roses are yellow Violets are also yellow Please don't stereotype again

what rhymes with pirates? not Somalia because i don't consider a inflatable boat a pirate ship.

How many Jews does it take to fix a gas leak?...

Why did the boy drop his ice cream? Because he fell off a cliff

knock knock. who's there? I am. I am who? I am pregnant.

A Black man, a Mexican, and a Midget, get in a car. They drive to the county fair and get snow cones and have a really fun time.

What do dead people think when they die? Nothing,they're dead.

A Mexican and a black guy are in a car. Who's driving? The Mexican.

take out the f in way. there is no f in way. I see what you did there.

Q: What is worse than seven babies in a trash can? A: One baby in seven trash cans. Q: What is worse than one baby in seven trash cans? A: The Holocaust.

What did the boy with no arms and legs get for Christmas? A treadmill... did I mention he was kinda fat?

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