- Anti Joke

What do you get when you cross a canary and a lawnmower? Nothing. A canary is a small bird, and a lawnmower is an inanimate object. Any procreation of this sort would likely produce no offspring.

well the duck walked up to a lemonade stand, and he said to the man, running the stand "quack" then went on its way

What do you call a pack of black people. Nothing you racist -_-

What's brown and sticky? 'Brown' is a colour, and 'sticky' is a consistency. Please try and use correct grammar.

So this guy comes into a bar... Jizz eveywhere.

why was little bobby sad? he accidentally super-glued Jupiter to his forehead.

Knock Knock. Who's There? Its Matt.

Pull over dat ass to fat, no seriously your blocking a firelane

how do you kill a blonde? shoot her in the face with a pistol

I helped build the town school. But when people see me, no one says "Hey, there's the guy that built the town school." I helped put out the flames, when the city was on fire. But when people see me they don't say "Hey, there's the hero that saved the city." But I have sex with one goat.... And people judge me justifiably asd having sex with goats is really disgusting and sticks in peoples minds.

What do apples and bananas have in common? They're both red (except for bananas).

Waseem is sad because all his jokes are not funny!

How do you kill 23 kids? You put 24 kids in an arena.

Why did the chicken cross the road. Because, It can't fly

What did the Catholic Priest say to Chris Hanson? Nothing. He attempted to flea, and was quickly taken down by law enforcement. He was then detained and processed and charged with Intent to commit statutory rape with a minor under the age of 14. He's still awaiting trial.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What do you call a black thing hanging from a tree A tire swing

what is the only death better than asama bin ladin JUSTIN BIEBER'S

watashi no namae wa ramune desu

whats the diffrence between love and faling in love when u love some one your not falling

Guy 1: "Hey do you want to hear a joke?" Guy 2: "Sure" Guy 1: "No."

Why did Sally fall off of the swing? Because she had no arms. Knock Knock. Whose there? Not Sally.