- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Knock Knock! Oh god Johnny, someones at the door! Hide the heroin and bail man, BAIL!!!

Jews... The only funny thing they did was piss off Adolf Hitler

What's brown and green and if it falls out of a tree on top of you, it will kill you? A pool table

A: Knock Knock! B: No ones home.

-Knock knock! -Who's there? -A kazoo. -A kazoo who? -A small, simple musical instrument consisting of a hollow pipe with a hole in it, over which is a thin covering that vibrates and produces a buzzing sound when the player sings or hums into the pipe.

What did the little boy get for Christmas? Socks.

Tifa, seriously... You cannot look like the game character and have the same name! HEY I am craving for a bit of infamy, how about we claim that we is I! Which will make me seem completely pathetic for spending the whole night chatting with myself... Which is not bad at all actually...

A man walks into a bar. The other one ducks.

WHO the FUK are Waseem ? and Jess ??!!!!

What's Funnier than this joke? Lee Evans

What do you do with dead chemists? You carefully place their remnants in a casket, which is to be placed in a precisely dug hole. Once the casket is placed, you put a gravestone into the ground, signifying the chemists' date of birth and death.

What did the goat say to the other goat? They are poorly evolved animals and incable of speaking.

What's the difference between a duck?

-What do you call the brown spots in your yard? Dog shit.

Q: What do you give a woman with everything? Nothing. You own nothing to give.

How much wood would a woodchuck chuck if a woodchuck could chuck wood? None.

Trees are like friends. They both fall down when you hit them multiple times with an axe.

Who is so stupid they could literally be classified as mentally retarded? Evan Lovro

Whats the difference between a trampoline and a pile of dead babies? Ones fun to jump on, the others just a trampoline.

Why did the Mexicans climb the fence? They were tossing frisbee and accidentally threw it into their neighbors yard.

What's brown, dirty, and smells like feces? Feces

What do you call a black man who flies a plane? A Pilot

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