What's a fail with a bowl on its head, a 30 year old, and a 5 year old at the same time? Justin Beiber

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A man walks into a hospital with a panicked expression, and rushes to his doctor's office. "Doctor, I am in tremendous pain when I breath!" "Hmm, seems to be a lung problem, take one of these antibiotics twice a day." "Thank you so much!" "Oh yah! Your family was brutally killed in a sixteen car pile up."

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What did Abraham Lincoln say to his slaves? Nothing, Abraham Lincoln had no slaves.

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wood cant chuck wood

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you'r mom is so fat that whenever she goes to the doctors, they are concerned about her cholesterol levels and high blood pressure.

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What's a slang term for a really, really fat person? Overweight.

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Why do we need to keep answering encryption codes? Because you can't keep a good Jew down (Wyndellberg)

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take out the f in way. there is no f in way. I see what you did there.

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A black person and a hispanic person are in a car, who is driving? The black person, after all it's his car.

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Why was he arrested? He broke the law.

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Why did the toast land butter side down. The devil visited earth that day and therefore everything that could go wrong did.

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HEy Hey Hey! Lakers are so going to bounce back!

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A guy is in Weekends Millionaire. He says: I could use a lifeline. Quizmaster: Which one would you like? Guy: Anyone, I have AIDS

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what did the fish say when he was eaten by a shark nothing fish cant talk

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Whats big, round, and full of helium? Michaels Balloon head!

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knock knock whos there jew jew who JEW YOU

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Q: Why was the bacteria afraid of the sanitizer? A: Because hand sanitizers are made up of ethyl alcohol, inactive additives such as water, other alcohols and fragrances. Ethyl alcohol is the active ingredient in hand sanitizer and is designed to kill germs.

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if a cat is mean and a dogs a bitch then what do u call your wife? A MEAN ASS BITCH

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What's white and hides in a tree. A refrigerator.

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whats worse than the holocaust? 2 holocausts

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how can you tell if your moms fat? if Dora can't explore her (mx)

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why did the bird fall out of the tree? Earth's Gravitational pull

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yo mama is so fat she is 1 candy bar away from dieing

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If u see a guy with a buzz cut and earrings what would u ask? R u a girl with cancer

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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