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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.Why did you just read this?

What do you say to a woman with two black eyes? Nothing, she's already been told twice.

Three men sat at a pub, it reminded them of this joke they once heard

Why is Helen Keller a bad driver? Because her inability to see or hear made her an extremely dangerous road hazard.

Why did the chicken cross the road? It had the utmost desire to.

Why couldn't Jenny speak right? Cause she had autism.

What's red and bad for your teeth? A brick

So a man enters a local paper's pun contest. He enters ten puns in hopes that one of them would win. But unfortunately, no pun in ten did.

What's the best way to pick up girls? Lift with your legs, not your back.

Fire extinguishers are sexy.

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Roses are red Violets are blue I rather sleep in the class Like a boss in the school -HairyBoss

What is the difference between a car and dead babies? The car is legally obtainable by law and can run on gasoline, when dead babies are nonliving humans, and the owner of which would most likely be sent to jail.

why are black people so good at basketball? Because they can shoot steal and run and they keep brass knuckles in there waste band.

I get no respect at all. That's because I am a liar and a thief with no redeeming qualities.

What's a black man's favorite food? It depends.

Why don't women need watches? Because most people carry cell phones that tells them the time making watches redundant and obsolete.

A duck walked up to a lemonade stand and he said to the man running the stand hey! Got any guns

Win and Beau have no friends

what is a jews favorite holiday? the halocaust.

What's worse than genital warts? Herpes. You can get rid of warts

Q:What did I get for Christmas? A:You, put on this leash.

Knock knock Who's there? The mailman The mailman who? The MAILMAN The MAILMAN who? I'm the Fu*king mailman now here's your MAIL!

Why do fancy unicorns wear jackets? Because they're fancy.

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