- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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A man walks into a bar. The bartender asks, "How's it going?" The man replies, "Bless you." The man walks out of the bar, as his peers realize he was honest when he told them a week earlier that he had autism.

Johnny Manziel is the best quarterback ever (this isn't a joke only a true statement)(this is a remake of a previous joke)

The ability to beleive it's butter. Oh shit, wrong site

What's worse than the Holocaust? Finding a worm in your apple. What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? A Holocaust survivor.

Hey youknow what's funny???? Jokes

When I was a kid, I had a clown at my birthday party. He molested me. Later I found out the clown was my dad.

What did the person do at the stop sign? Stop

If life gives you melons you're dyslexic.

Knock, knock Who's there? The police. Your under arrest!

What is shaped like a duck without a beak? A duck that I punch the beak off of.

Why couldn't little Sally talk? Someone stapled her tongue to wall.

What's brown and sticky? A stick

Why does no one we talk about Nagasaki, they got bombed too...

Your mama is so fat, her gravitational field varies with distance cubed!

Snausages.

why did the kid get a bad grade he didnt study

what happens when a Texan see's a black guy? he says howdy

What's green and has wheels? Grass, I lied about the the wheels.

What was the last thing the clown said to his wife before she died? Rebecca, just stay with me, the ambulance is almost here.

How do two blondes stay alive at the bottom of a pool for 30 minutes? They don't and they died.

A seal walks into a club and gets hammered.

Why did the cow have a pain in his stomach. It has testicular cancer.

Why did the man jump off a cliff? Because he was committing suicide.

Why was 6 afraid of 7? Because 7 has been sexually abusing 6 for all his life

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