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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Jackson's dad told him to "play in the traffic".

What is the difference between a car and dead babies? The car is legally obtainable by law and can run on gasoline, when dead babies are nonliving humans, and the owner of which would most likely be sent to jail.

Why did the chicken cross the road? It had the utmost desire to.

Why couldn't Jenny speak right? Cause she had autism.

What's red and bad for your teeth? A brick

Why is Helen Keller a bad driver? Because her inability to see or hear made her an extremely dangerous road hazard.

John: Hey Bill, ORANGE you in the mood to go to a Phillies game? Bill: Yes! So let's make like a banana and raise our potassium levels drastically and leave right away to beat the rush hour traffic.

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What's the best way to pick up girls? Lift with your legs, not your back.

Three men sat at a pub, it reminded them of this joke they once heard

Fire extinguishers are sexy.

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.Why did you just read this?

What do you say to a woman with two black eyes? Nothing, she's already been told twice.

why do elephants eat peanuts? so they can save the wrappers for valuable prizes

Roses are red Violets are blue I rather sleep in the class Like a boss in the school -HairyBoss

Win and Beau have no friends

What's worse than genital warts? Herpes. You can get rid of warts

Why don't women need watches? Because most people carry cell phones that tells them the time making watches redundant and obsolete.

what is a jews favorite holiday? the halocaust.

Why do fancy unicorns wear jackets? Because they're fancy.

What do you call a toddler with a gun? Interesting

Knock knock Who's there? The mailman The mailman who? The MAILMAN The MAILMAN who? I'm the Fu*king mailman now here's your MAIL!

Knock, Knock Who's there? No one OK???? BYE, BYE U still there? Yeah Umm . . . ?

why did the child go to school? Because he wants to succeed in life

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