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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why did Billy drop his ice cream cone? Because he was hit by a truck.

Why did the chicken cross the road? Irrelevant. The road is no place for chickens.

a man walks into a bar....... thats it.

So my girlfriend says I'm a pedophile. What does she know she's nine.

So there's this bigass moose, and it goes in the store and it asks the lady bitch "where the potatoes at" and the lady bitch says "down aisle 5" so the moose goes down to isle 5 and there aint no potatoes.

A Black Guy, A Mexican, A White guy, an Indian guy, Santa Clause and The Easter Bunny Jump off a 500 foot cliff. Which one dies? The all do. But Santa dies first because of his weight and mass.

At a feminist picnic there are no sandwiches.

"What happened to John after he got drunk 12 years ago"- police "I don't really don't know that question"- John Jr.

Greg told a joke. It wasnt funny...

You know what really grinds my gears? Shifting into "park" before my car's fully stopped.

What do you call a black man with a group of 5 white guys? Friends. What do you call a white guy with 5 black guys? a diffrent ratio of black and white friends.

Knock Knock... Who's there... .....................

What's the difference between a catcher's mitt and Lou Ferrigno? If you seriously said "I don't know, what?" I suggest getting a medical examination by a professional psychologist.

Why did the boy laugh? Mr Tickle was his babysitter

Why did hitler commit suicide He looked at his gas bill

Why couldn't the young girl play outside with her friends? She was bed ridden with terminal cancer.

Why did the airplane crash? It was hit by a flying refrigerator.

Whats worse than getting dirt on your brand new J's Finding your girlfriend cheating on you with your Great Dane and realizing that he dose her better than you.

A pussy walks into a bar and orders a drink, the bar keeper asks " why are you such a pussy!" The pussy then says, "it's not my fault I'm a cat!" before getting run over

What did the man say when he saw a truck in his yard? There's a truck in my yard.

Knock, Knock ..... ..... No one is home, they've been evicted.

You have 6 basketballs. One rolls away. How many do you have? None because your family has a low income, lives in a broken down trailer, and has 5 other kids to supply for.

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