A white guy, a black guy, and a Spanish guy jump off of a building. Due to acceleration of gravity, they hit the ground at a fast speed and die.

whats yellow and cant swim? a bulldozer

An elephant walks up to a camel and says why have you got a pair if boobs on your back, the camel the replies that's a funny question coming from someone with a dick on their face.

What did the Jewish boy get for Christmas? Jews don't celebrate Christmas

If I get 100 likes by tomorrow I will send 100 dollars to who ever likes it if the put down their address and say its for Louis Ok?

Roses are red, violets are blue, I don't like anyone who is not a straight, white male.

Why did Jane scared of the video about a clown dancing in the room? Because it was her room.

Why couldn't the plane fly? The pilot was a muffin.

Women's rights

A black man walks into a store and grabs something off of a shelf. He walks briskly towards the door and pauses, looking sneakily left and right to make sure nobody else is around. He also looks and sees that the security camera is not facing him. Seeing as nobody is watching him, he quickly turns towards the counter beside the door and pays for the item with his own debit card, knowing that nobody can see him enter his PIN.

Yo mamma's so stupid she sits on the TV and watches the couch. :) By Drew Bolton

a guy walks into a bar the barman says "what'll it be?"

How does Helen Keller do her taxes? Unfortunately, she doesn't. Her friends have strongly encouraged her to proactively contact the IRS to see if she can undergo a repayment plan of some sort and obtain governmental assistance for her future filings.

What do you call a dog that's having a stroke? An emergency animal hospital.

what's big fat and hairy yo mamma

A blonde walks into a bar and orders a drink. The end.

Chicken eats your pie filled with monkey guts!!

Me: f*** off Asshole: YOUR MOM! Me: -is dead.

What do you do if you see a bleeding Mexican in your front yard? Quickly respond to the accident and supply the wounded victim with first aid.

What did the Wife say to her husband about his Erectile Dysfunction? - Im sorry I dont know how to finish a joke based on this private a matter.

What's worse than a truck full of dead babies? An alive one at the bottom eating it's way out.

A very unskillful basketball team enters a basketball tournament. They had little chance of winning and concluded with a loss.

Two cowboys are in a kitchen. The first one says, "I feel at Home on the range!" To which the second replies, "Is that because of your extensive culinary background?" The first cowboy breaks down in tears because he has never pursued his real dream.

What do you call something that isn't funny? Serious

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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