What do you call a dog with three legs, is blind, and has terminal cancer? UnLucky

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What do you call a black person flying an airplane? a pilot you racist

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Why couldn't the baby boy read the book? He had eye cancer and was therefore blind.

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there is no such thing as a dumb blonde. cant you tell? I'm a blonde... skipping school.

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A man using Apple Maps walks into a bar. Or maybe a hospital... or possibly a church.

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Blind people can't read this.

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a boy says hi.The girl says bye. The boy starts to cry.

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What did the pig say after having sex? "Oink".

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kyle dosnt eat dick...

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What's worse than eating brussel sprouts? Getting raped by a brussel sprout.

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One day i had to piss. I went to the bathroom.

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What's the difference between a black man and a bunk bed? A bunk bed is stable and can support two children.

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If I have 7 oranges in one hand and 8 oranges in the other, what do I have? Big hands!

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Q: What do you do if A bunch Of black Guys Are raping a white Girl A: Throw A Basketball at them.

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A very rich man had a daughter whom all of the men in town wanted to marry her for wealth. Except there was one man who wanted to marry her due to his love for her. The father let his daughter marry whomever she wanted from all of the men in town, and she chose a man named Wilson Fremblington who wanted to marry her for wealth, because he was physically fit and overall a friendly man.

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Two gay men walk down the street holding hands, and are applauded for expressing their love for each other.

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Fuzzy Wuzzy was a bear. Fuzzy Wuzzy had alopecia.

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whats water and frozen? an ice cube

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why did the little girl get her hair cut? she has cancer.

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you know whats worse then losing your banjo? finding a spleen in it's place

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What do you call two black men kicking a ball? Soccer.

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Did you hear about the guy that came out the closet while at school? Yeah, Dylan Hodge is a dick.

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What did the rednecks say when they saw the bat? Ma, I'm afraid this is the Myotis Sodalis, or Indian Bat. It is an endangered species. Thus, we cannot shoot it.

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We didnt star the fire ...........

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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