Why was the first name of the boy 'Price'? His parents were Hamsters.

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why was there a man outside the 56th floor window? he was a window washer and needed the money.

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Why is jim gay? because he likes men

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Two men walk into a bar. The third one ducks.

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Why were little Suzie's parents crying? Suzie was kidnapped by Al Qeada

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What did the mute person say to the deaf person? Nothing.

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what happens during a climax apples

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Try saying "Good Eye Might" without sounding Australian.

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"What time is it?" "Time to buy a watch." The homeless man inquiring about the time proceeded to cry.

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What do you call a baby in a blender? The newest Doritos dip.

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Snausages.

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AVB

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Q: What is black, white, and red all over? A: A white wall with black and red paint just added onto it recently.

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roses is red violet is blue i will smack you

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whats the difference between 100 dead babies and a ferrari? the ferrari is not in my garage.

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Q: How do you learn the best break dance moves? A: I don't know. You figure it out.

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Why doesn't Gary like me? Because I killed his family and fed them to him.

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What's worse than aids? Super aids.

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tried to think of a great "anti-joke" not creative enough

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What happened to boy who fell down the stairs? He died. What happened to the girl who fell down the same stairs? The boy who fell down the stairs hit her down the stairs too and they both died What happened to the man fell down these very same stairs? He got peer pressure and committed suicide.

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One day Satan, approached his dad and said: DADDY I love you so much, I want to be just like you! That story did not end up so well did it?

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A) Knock Knock. B) Who's There? A) Me. B) Oh, well I'm in the shower, just give me five minutes. A) OK, I'll wait in the kitchen, is it cool if I heat up a hot pocket? B) Yeah sure, just not the pepperoni one, I only have one left and I was saving it for lunch. A) Alright.

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What is better than a cat? Nothing

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