Ham sandwich

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this is the part where we na na na na every good song needs a na na na na wake up at night screaming na na na na my grandmothers nickname is nana

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Knock knock! Who's There? @HurricaneKris4 on Twitter Ok I'll follow you...

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What would you do for a Klondike bar? I'd probably pay in cash.

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What do you get when mix an orange with juice? Orange juice.

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What happened to the boy who cried wolf? He died.

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Why did the squirrel fall out of the tree? Because it was dead.

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Dani barton= lovely

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How do you avoid dying? You can't everything dies.

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Why are Asians so smart? Because they study

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How do you get a black man to use a condom? You explain to him all the benefits of safe sex.

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What is the difference between a dog being hit by a car and an Arab being hit by a car? There are skidmarks before the dog

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how do you make a blonde snowman? hollow out the head.

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-Have you ever eaten Ethiopian food? -No -Niether have they

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A man walks into a bar. We see him as he approaches the register wearing a dark hoody. The surveillance camera seen here catches a glimpse of the man's face appearing to be a white male with mustache and beard. As you can see the man opens the register and takes the money before the bartender can get to him. If you have any information about this crime please call crime stoppers at 1-800-GET-HELP. In other news, the DOW JONES reached a record high today as investors in China begin working on keeping the economy from plundering.

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-What did the snake say to the mouse? Nothing. Animals can't talk dumbass.

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Why did the monkey fall of the tree? Because Newtons law states that we are all under the influence of gravity and hence an object, in this case the monkey, will fall down if it failed to stay on the tree.

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What is the difference between a duck? It can neither ride a bike.

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Money is no object. Because I don't have any.

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Q.Why did the chicken cross the road? A.forty-two

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What does KFC stand for? Kids Fattening Center

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Two penguins are in a bathtub, one penguin asks the other "can you pass the soap?" the other penguin says "what do I look like? A toaster?"

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Why did the man fall down? He got shot

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What do Bear Grylls drink under breakfast? Tea.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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