Q: What do you call a bunch of blondes standing ear to ear? A: A wind tunnel!

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Whats big, round, and full of helium? Michaels Balloon head!

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God bless America, and no where else.

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What do you do if you really really hate someone? You kill them. HEEE HEEE! by drew and jubie

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What do you call a black man sitting on his porch in the middle of the night playing a guitar? A Musician.

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I went river dancing once. I fell in

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What do you call a highschooler who smokes weed, shops at the mall, and has date-raped one girl so far? Popular.

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Where's Waldo? Nowhere. Waldo is a fictional character. He doesn't exist.

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What do you call a black man eating fried chicken? By his name, which could be John, considering the popularity of said name.

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Why do black people like fried chicken? There's cocaine inside.

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Why did the kid drop his lollipop? He got hit by a bus.

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What sound does a baby make in a blender? Idk, i was too busy masturbating to hear.

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Goku: KAAAAAAAAAAAAAMEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE Freezebox: HOLY SHI... Narrator: Will Goku ever finish his attack? Will Freezebox stand there like a fucking bitch afraid for the next 48 damn epiodes rather than take a step to the side? Will the "Zee" fighters ever do anything else but comment the trucking obvious and stop aborting the show with their sweat? Find out in the next episode of... Moral: DRAGONBULL ZHIT!

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gay marriage.

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What do you do when a black man points a gun at your face? you do what he tells you to do.

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How did the child cross the road? He couldn't his legs had been lost in an awful car accident that had killed his whole family.

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Soccer...

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One morning a man was frustrated at the dining table. His wife ask "What's wrong?". He says "I can't fit this stupid puzzle pieces together." His wife asks "What's it a picture of?" The man says "A rooster" The wife says "Honey, put the cornflakes back in the cereal box." The man says "no".

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What happens when a PC gamer without a mic rages? ASDKFHQIUEWHASKZNF9324Y8PTWFSDIUHASDFADSFUFKASJDF843QADKJVNCXT%$W(ESDHDSFAAASDFASKLDFU8EWADSdsfalsdkjfhuewanzxcAJSKDFUIEW

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What eats McDonalds for breakfast, lunch and dinner, annoys everyone around them, and could care less about anyone but themselves? The population of the United States.

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What's worse than not finding your true love in high school? Dying

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What's the difference between anti jokes and Charlie Sheen? Nothing. Their both stupid

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What is funnier than an uncontrolled explosions? Most things, because explosions damage property, and cause deaths.

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You have never had sex because.... Well, look in the mirror and you'll see for yourself -Matt

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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