Q: What did the black man say to his Ex wife after she placed a restraining order on him? A: nothing, he was no longer allowed contact with her of any kind and thus could not converse with her

A seal walks into a club. Do you like my new shoes?

Knock knock. "Who's there?" I am deaf. "I am deaf who?" What?

guys ive got a TANK under my house a septic tank

A. Knock, Knock B. Come in

Why was six afraid of seven? Because seven had an extra penis.

Roses are Red Violets are plucked So are my nose-hairs Pretty disgusting

what do you get when you have unprotected sex with a hooker? an orgasm

womens rights

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Why didn't the 13 year old Black boy have any friends? He was autistic and didn't connect properly with people.

How did the girl die? 25.

yo mamma's so stupid, she is not that smart.

Have you heard the one about the Norwegian? He killed 98 people.

Knock knock. Who's there. Alex. Alex who? Your brother Alex. Oh, please come in.

What is brown and sticky? Poop

You know what they say about big feet... Wow, those are some big feet.

Why was Bill in jail? He stabbed 17 black people because they didn't deserve welfare checks.

what do all black jokes start with (look left look right)

What's the difference between a muffin and a scone? One's a muffin.

What is worse than eating shoxy poulet.? Nothing

A man walks into a bar with an ape. The ape defecates on the floor. The bartender ordered them both out.

Trees are like friends. They both fall down when you hit them multiple times with an axe.

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