- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why did Suzy fall off the swing? She had no arms. Knock knock... Who's there? Not Suzy.

What time is it? I believe it's half past 10, sir. Damn, I'm late for a meeting. May I ask, what time are you supposed to be there? 11 O'clock Why sir you have half an hour left. No shiitt, sherlock

Why did the chiken cross the road? Well its wing were clipped so it couldnt fly across the road.

this guy didnt get any pussy last night so go easy on him I I I V

a kangaroo walks in to a bar and sits down. Kangaroo's live in Auustralia

a blond, brunette, and red head all walk out of a hair salon.

How many dead babies does it take to paint a wall? Depends on how hard -you throw them.

Roses are Red Violets are Blue I have Alzheimer's ... Roses are Red Violets are blue I have Alzheimer's (continues)

A handless Asian boy was riding his bike through the park with some friends. One of his friends puts his arms in the air and yells "Look! No hands!" The handless boy rides his bike home, crying and thinking about how one day he would like to say, "Look! No hands!" without people getting nauseous.

Kendall and Nick Fredick

Mark Twain, Jesus, and Bill Gates are sitting at a bar. Someone messed with the space time continuum again.

What does a dog do in his spare time? Lick himself.

What's the worst part about being drunk? Your child.

How do you kill a fashion icon? First make sure their blonde and stupid like most. then take a barstool preferably or what ever is closest then........ WACK HER IN THE EMPTY SPOT WHERE HER BRAIN SHOULD BE.

Why did the boy laugh? Mr Tickle was his babysitter

Q: Why is 6 afraid of 7? A: Because 7 is a serial killer.

Knock Knock Knock Knock Knock Knock The person you are seeking is deaf and cannot hear the sound that is made when your knuckles come in contact with the door. Try calling next time..........

What does a black man do when he breaks into a car? He steals the radio

Wow, that makes your name a lot more comfortable to say... Not type, and you seem to be more sensitive than non-red hair girls. Besides its really nice, why do you dye it? Is it like red or ginger?

Why did the old man fall off a bicycle? He had a fridge thrown at him.

Man who wrote "The Hokey Pokey" died. Hard part was getting him into the coffin. They put his left leg in and then the trouble started..

How do you confuse a blonde? Speak to her in a nonsensical language of gibberish you have devised without her being able to understand or translate.

Why did the kid drop his ice cream? He was hit by a bus.

aggie wilkinson, i WOULD!!!!!

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