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Why did the man climb to top of the tower? To push the Jew off.

what do a plane and a mouse have in common? nothing

What is the difference between a car and dead babies? The car is legally obtainable by law and can run on gasoline, when dead babies are nonliving humans, and the owner of which would most likely be sent to jail.

what is the difference between a black person and a little boy with autism .... the boy with autism is smarter with more education than the black person

What do you call cheese that isn't yours? My cheese

What did the japanese man say to the other Japanese man? I like your eyes.

The white supremisist woman with anxiety dialed the suicied help hot line. The operator that answered was clearly African-American. She then hung up the phone and continued to call back and try again.

I was the bigger man in the argument. The person I was arguing with is now unconscious.

Two guys walk into a bar, they are both alchoholics and beat their wives.

What did Santa get for a young boy? A gun.

Two gorillas swing into a bar and are promptly escorted out because the gorillas are alcoholics.

After dinner, my girlfriend told me that we should go to my room to play with eachother's toys. It was very fun, I've always enjoyed the plastic dinosaur she decided to bring over.

Why is John gay? Because he enjoys the penis

Mcfly: Doc! i have to tell you about the future! Doc: Ok.

A man walks into a bar and the bartender says "Sorry sir we're closed" So the man goes: "Oh, okay. I wasn't sure if you guys were open till' 10pm tonight" and the bartender goes "Only on the weekends" The man thanks the bartender and proceeded to leave the bar. He now knows the arrive earlier the following day.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why did the man climb to top of the tower? To push the Jew off.

what do a plane and a mouse have in common? nothing

What is the difference between a car and dead babies? The car is legally obtainable by law and can run on gasoline, when dead babies are nonliving humans, and the owner of which would most likely be sent to jail.

what is the difference between a black person and a little boy with autism .... the boy with autism is smarter with more education than the black person

What do you call cheese that isn't yours? My cheese

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What did the japanese man say to the other Japanese man? I like your eyes.

Why is pi? Because circles.

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I have a crush on my dad.

The white supremisist woman with anxiety dialed the suicied help hot line. The operator that answered was clearly African-American. She then hung up the phone and continued to call back and try again.

Snooki want smoosh smoosh

I was the bigger man in the argument. The person I was arguing with is now unconscious.

Two guys walk into a bar, they are both alchoholics and beat their wives.

What is funnier then 25 9/11

What did Santa get for a young boy? A gun.

Two gorillas swing into a bar and are promptly escorted out because the gorillas are alcoholics.

After dinner, my girlfriend told me that we should go to my room to play with eachother's toys. It was very fun, I've always enjoyed the plastic dinosaur she decided to bring over.

Why is John gay? Because he enjoys the penis

Mcfly: Doc! i have to tell you about the future! Doc: Ok.

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