What's one thing good about cancer? (make them guess) Nothing you fricking prick!

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Whats worse than blue balls? Green Balls.

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bob saget

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Why do white people despise black people? Because they are good at everything we suck at.

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What do you call a black man working for Bank of America? A successful individual.

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TEAM Together Everyone Argues More

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What did the muffin, say to the other muffin? Nothing. Because muffin's are inanimate objects, therefore incapable of speech, or any other sentient action. They baked quietly until the man who was baking them came to the conclusion they were fit for consumption, devoured them, and went on with his day.

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Why is Bruce Wayne named Batman and Tim Drake named Robin? They wanted to hunt bats and robins whenever someone does something bad.

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Q. why was Martin Luther King assassinated? A. he wasn't his son was

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A doctor, a farmer, and a blonde walk into a bar. The doctor orders red wine because he knows it's good for the heart. The farmer orders a Piña Colada because he likes fruit. The two men wait eagerly to what the blonde is about to order. The blonde opens her purse and says "Damn it, I can't find my credit card." Suddenly, a handsome young gentleman walks up to her says "Don't worry miss, I'll buy a drink for you. What are you having?" The blonde looks up and says "Don't worry? I just lost my credit card!" In a fit a of anger, the blonde storms out the bar and doesn't order anything.

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How long did it take for Michael to screw in the lightbulb? 37 minutes. Michael has cerebral palsy.

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How many blind people does it take to screw in a light bulb? Does it matter?

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I'm banging your sister.

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I tell an anti joke!.

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I went to the zoo the other day, there was only one animal there and it was a dog. It was a shitzoo

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Penis

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The graduate with a Science degree asks, "Why does it work?" The graduate with an Engineering degree asks, "How does it work?" The graduate with an Accounting degree asks, "How much will it cost?" The graduate with a Liberal Arts degree asks, "Do you want fries with that?"

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Why did the man stand on one foot? Because he had one leg.

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What's brown and sticky? A stick.

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A Mexican and a black guy are in a car. Who's driving? The black guy because the Mexicans was recently aressted for a dwi and had his repealed. But lately he has worked towards cleaning his life up. They were actually driving to an AA meeting.

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Why does Logan Cole beat off to Yo Gabba Gabba! ? Because Tim Tebow.

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What do you call a black man who is poor, homeless, and HIV positive? Unlucky.

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How many penguins does it take to cover a dog house? Purple, because the Ice cream has no bones.

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An Asian teenager bought his first gun, and proceeded to go hunting with his father in the wilderness.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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