- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What's stupid and a waste of time? Anti joke .com because people on here are too ignorant and serious cuz it's not funny. It's anti joke G-Dang it. Come on seriously

I get no respect at all. That's because I am a liar and a thief with no redeeming qualities.

What's worse than sibling rivalry? having no bones

knock knock

Hey i just met you and this is crazy i suck at rhyming door knob

What's the difference between me and a ghost? Ghosts aren't Dolphins!

Wanna hear a joke? No.

Whats worse than The Holocaust? TEN HOLOCAUSTS!!!!

I know Mandarin, He's a good friend of mine

1 + 1 = 3

What did the fish say? Moo

what do you get when you combine a cat and a dog? nothing since it is impossible to combine a cat and a dog

Roses are red Violets are blue You think this will rhyme But it ain't gonna.

what do you call an indian dating service? you dont call it anything there all arranged marriages.

Why couldn't the girl throw the baseball over the fence? She had no arms.

What's more addicting than a good book? Meth

Roses are red. Violets are blue. My name is Inigo Montoya. You killed my father, prepare to die.

Why did the black man not tip his waiter? Because she provided terrible service and was undeserving.

A.how does a penguin change a light bulb? A.the same way all other penguins change a lightbulb

what happened to the farm animals? They were slaughtered and their parts were sold as meat, glue and other useful materials

Why did the blonde stare at the orange juice? She was making sure there was enough sugar in it in case her diabetic son was to have an attack.

I know a black girl named beyonca.

Women have the right to vote.

A duck walked up to a lemonade stand and he said to the man running the stand hey! Got any guns

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