- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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whats retarded and looks like a fat duck? GEorge goodburn

A man is talking nonsense at a wall when another man walks up to him. "Why are you talking at a wall?" "I'm trying to appease the mighty wall god Kaleothayrhonka." "Cool, let me join you!" And they both talk at the wall for hours on end because they are stupid that way.

Why didn't the blind girl say hi to anyone? Because she was blind.

What Does the Duck Say? "Got any grapes?"

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What's red and green and goes around and around? A frog in a blender

YOUR MOM HAS A DICK IN HER ASSCHEEKS!!!

A christian was diagnosed with cancer. He refused chemo and prayed to god. Eventually, he died.

Whats big, yellow and red? a school bus with a bunch of dead children.

Why did the kid punch the other kid. Because he was black.

Why was he arrested? He broke the law.

A duck flies to someone's backyard pool. Moments later it takes a dump , then suddenly flies away.

What is the difference between a duck? It can neither ride a bike.

Chuck Norris' punch is so powerful that is falls on the downward slope of the bell curve for punch force of adult males.

Proof reading

what do you get when you cross a scotsman who doe'snt know anything about football,and a indian who doe'snt anything about football .blackburn rovers , and a good night out.

How do you get four gay guys on a bar stool? With teamwork and coordination, each could place one foot on the seat, and they can all stand up using each other for balance and support. The fact that they are gay in unimportant.

A priest, a midget, and the toothfairy walk into a bar. Barack Obama.

Q: What is the likely outcome of anyone who watches 'WWE'? A: They will lose their virginity to a hooker.

What did the man with scissors do? He cut his balls off.

Knock knock Who's there? Death. Come with me.

What do you call a man with no arms and legs floating in the water? Nothing, because he would drown from his absence of limbs.

Wy was the lamp crying, because his mother turned into mashed potatoes.

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