Roses are Red, Violets are Blue, your Heart maybe splited into two but, if you love me i would fix it for you

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Why did the chicken commit suicide? To get to the other side.

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Your Mum's so fat, she's going to die.

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What did the little boy do when he dropped his ice cream? Acted very mature and requested another one from his mother

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I like my women like I like my coffee, I don't like coffee.

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What's the difference between Micheal Phelps and Adolf Hitler. Michael Phelps is an Olympic swimmer who has won many gold medals in the 2008 Olympics in swimming races and is considered to be one of the greatest swimmers ever. Adolf Hitler was a terrible man who was the leader of the Nazi party during the World Wars. He ordered to kill eight million Jews, causing what is called the Holocaust. He is considered one of the worst men in human history. Other immature people would say Micheal Phelps can finish races.

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up your butt with a cocunut up butt cocunut

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What do you call a man with a black book? I don't know.

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What do you call a baby with no arms nor legs? An infant lacking limbs.

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How come Emmet Till never attended college? Because he was brutally murdered.

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What's the difference between a rabbit and a Rabbi? Rabbits are of the family Leporidea, whereas Rabbi's are Jewish.

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What did the hobo find on the ground? A dirty nipple. ~Logan F.

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a retard lost...

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Your mother is so ugly that people make yo mamma jokes about her

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In particle-joke physics, the antijoke is the extension of the concept of the antiparticle to the joke, where the antijoke is composed of antiparticles in the same way that the normal joke is composed of particles. Furthermore, mixing jokes and antijokes can lead to the annihilation of both, in the same way that mixing antiparticles and particles does.The result of antijoke meeting jokes is an explosion.[1]

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Why couldn't the baby boy read the book? He had eye cancer and was therefore blind.

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What's the difference between jelly and jam? You can't jelly my dick down your throat.

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I have read and agree to the Terms of Service

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Why did spongebob eat Patrick Because he was hungry

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Knock-Knock The man wasn't home, so there was no answer.

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How do you kill a cow while your carrying a gun Shoot him

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Two gay men walk down the street holding hands, and are applauded for expressing their love for each other.

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What did I eat for my breakfast? My breakfast.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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