knock knock who's there? Bill Bill who? Bill Smith, we went to high school together. Oh hey Bill, come on in.

What is black, white and red all over? A black, white and red pen.

Do you like flowers NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO NOW GET ME A COKE! And a pizza

Why did the chicken cross the road? Someone threw birdseed.

Mmmmmmmmbutch

What should you do if you are locked in the trunk of a car? Yell for help.

What did the man on the beach say to Michael Jackson? I thought you were dead.

yo mama is so old i told her to act her own age and she told me to shut up and get out of her house.

There was an Englishman, an Irishman and a chest of drawers. The Englishman put a flask of coffee in the top drawer without even looking. Diane hates wrestling.

Nobody doesn't like Sarah Lee. There are no humans, at all, anywhere in the world, who do not like Sarah Lee. None. Not even one. They do not exist in reality. Everyone likes Sarah Lee. Everyone.

Knock Knock Who's There? Robin Robin Who? Robin Williams Whoa, too early bro

What do you do when a blond throws a grenade at you....you pull the pin and trow it back

An Asian teenager bought his first gun, and proceeded to go hunting with his father in the wilderness.

What did the priest say to the nun? ... I don't know, I wasn't there.

Jennifer Kim is the nicest person I have ever met, everyone loves her.

Michael Brown

Jason Connor.

what did the farmer say to the cowgirl that made her positive that she had a weird laugh? you have a weird laugh.

Yo mama's so fat that she takes too muc oh fuck it I'm stuffed Henri and Chaz

When life hands you lemons... do not squeeze them, for juice may squirt into your eye, causing severe pain.

What's the difference between dead babies and Christmas lights? I don't have Christmas lights hanging on my Christmas tree...

A blonde walks into a bar She said, agh that hurt

Why was six afraid of seven? Because seven had an extra penis.

Daniel Textor can suck a gooch he's such a F - A - GGGGG!! Let's beat him up at lunch.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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