What's ur favorite color? Cancer Made by mark

There once was a man in Peru Who dreamed he was eating his shoe He awoke with a fright In the middle of the night To find that someone was breaking into his house

drugs sex alcohol are as funny as AIDS

wtf the enter the following thingie says I am here

Why? Because!

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why do black people hate chainsaws? the noise they make- run nigga nigga run nigga nigga run nigga nigga

What did Roadrunner name his car? Turbo Tax.

Why was six afraid of seven? Seven was a registered sex offender.

Why did the boy drop his ice cream? Because he fell off a cliff

What's the difference between a Jew that is half Jewish and a Jew that is fully Jewish? 1/2

Q: Why was 2 afraid of 3? A: Cause 3 4 5!

Do you ride the bus to school or do you take your lunch?

What is the difference between an Irishman and a plank of wood? Almost everything, including anatomy, chemical make up, mass etc

What's grey got white stripes and can't climb trees? Car park.

What is dangerous when eaten? My grandmother's cooking?

I had my period 3 days ago.

your mom is so blind she cant read.

Women are definitely a full time job.. You should be paid to have them......

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Roses are pink. Violets are pink. The brony just took a dump. Don't give me that shit!

why are black people so good at basketball? Because they can shoot steal and run and they keep brass knuckles in there waste band.

How many feminists does it take to change a lightbulb? They can't change anything.

Lebron James vs. Kobe Bryant

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