The ability to beleive it's butter. Oh shit, wrong site

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What did the person do at the stop sign? Stop

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How do you make a model ugly? you shoot her in the face.

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Why does no one we talk about Nagasaki, they got bombed too...

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I saw a butterfly yesterday with no wings so I poured some red bull on it and BAM! it drowned.

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Why was six afraid of seven? Because seven has a hook for one of his hands carries a chain saw in the other an gets into six's dreams...thats just scary

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The lemons on the tree are ripe. They will be picked.

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Whats worse than finding a bad anti-joke on this website? Dieing of Genital Warts

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How do you make a builder sad? You shit on his bricks.

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Why did the Filipino hate internet advertising? Because navigating around a webpage with pestering visual and audible promotions often proves cumbersome and distracting from the task at hand.

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Why did the blonde have the biggest tits in 3rd grade? She's 21

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how did the man get down the stairs? he walked.

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Smart Blondes

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Do you know what is dead on the carpet ? Your mother

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Whats brown and slippery? A brown slipper.

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What did Stephen Hawkins say to President Obama? He didn't his computer did.

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What kind of blue is not heavy? Light blue.

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Whats the differense between a pile of dead babies and a Farrari I actually have a Farrari in my garage.

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two nuns were driving in Transylvania when a vampire jumps out in front of their car the first nun said "show it your cross" so the secong got out of the car and yelled Get out of the way you pric!!!!

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Watch your lips.

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Whats the best way to get chewing gum out of your hair? Cancer.

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Q: What's white, sticky, and is swallowed by most women? A: Ice Cream

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If a man has a gun, but no arms or legs, is he armed?

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Why did sally break her arm? A piano fell on her

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