Q:If a lesbian woman is wearing a jean jacket, high heels, camouflage shorts, and sunglasses, what gender is she ? A: Sheep.

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What's green and has wheels? A snow flake. I lied about the wheels, and the color.

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Worst joke to tell an orphan. Knock knock. Who's there. Not your parents

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Why do people read Bibles? To learn about God.

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Why cant madeleine mccann play ps3? ive only got an xbox

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What do dead people think when they die? Nothing,they're dead.

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What do you call 2 tigers, a zebra, and a walrus? A small zoo full of 4 animals

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Why didn't the little boy get to go to the movies on his birthday? He was both blind and deaf, completely defeating the purpose of going to the movies.

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why are you adopted? cause no one loved you.

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Whats worse than an old guy? An old woman!

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Why did the orange fall asleep? Because its never awake.

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Why did the toast land butter side down. The devil visited earth that day and therefore everything that could go wrong did.

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What did Connor say to the fat man? Dude ur extremely fat.

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What did the innocent little girl get for Christmas? Lymphoma.

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what do you call a gay bird a gaybird

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Greg told a joke. It wasnt funny...

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YOLO.

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A man who was clearly tired and worn out enters a bar. The bartender says "Long night, eh?" The man responds "Yes, very. I was with my girlfriend." The bartender says in response "Well I'm sure that was a fun time, if you know what I'm sayin." "No, not really" says the man. Little did the bartender know, the man's girlfriend was a dominatrix.

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why did the nazi eat the jew? He didn't

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Why did the black guy cross the road? Because he needed to get to the store across the street.

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What did the pear say to the plum? Nobody knows - the plum was deaf and didn't hear, the pear knows only dirty words in sign language, and there was nobody else around to overhear.

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Knock Knock! The man inside chooses not to answer the door and the caller walks away.

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What did the man with scissors do? He cut his balls off.

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Do you know why children in Africa don't read Harry Potter too much? Because they can't read.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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