since when?

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tobi is so gay that he is the mayor of sanfrancisco

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What did the dog do when it raised its leg? It peed.

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I have read and agree to the Terms of Service

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Q: What did the alcoholic get for his Birthday?\ A: A Jail Sentence

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What does a Dominican and a Russian have in common... they are both thinking of a funny anti-joke to post on this site...

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so there are 3 people who have heard of this magical cliff; theyre names are harry, dick, and joe. how the cliff works is that when you jump off you turn into whatever you say as you jump. first harry jumps off and yells plane, he turns into a plane and flys off. next dick jumps off and yells bird he turns into a bird and flys off. finally joe steps up to the cliff as he was walking he trips and falls as hes falling he yells HARRY DICK he than hits the ground and dies. everyone mourned for such a well respected individual.

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What's wrong with woman Everything

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How do you get a one-armed blonde out of a tree? Get a ladder and help her down.

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this is gay

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what is worse the Holocaust or slavery? patantan!

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whats the difference between a pair of shoes, and a computer. alot.

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From the makers of Call of Duty 1, comes Call of Duty 2.

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What do you call a dog with no legs? It doesn't matter what you call it, he isn't coming. Posted By: Lram

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Knock,Knock Whos there ? Hola Holo who ? Holocaust Hahahaha

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My pet rock died.

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What happened to the boy who lost his arm? He got on suprisingly well in life considering he has the use of only one arm, and got a terrific job. He managed to meet a woman, , and he was a generally happy guy. He lived to a great age, and he, nor anyone around him, ever thought of him as different or disabled. It's good to hear a happy anti joke once in a while isn't it guys?

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Ed has spent all his days on the farm. It was the farm of his father and grandfather before him; long have they prospered from the fruits of this land. He has a wife and 3 beautiful children, all of whom live happily on the farm. Ed still manages to keep an active social life, and has lots of interesting friends. His best friend is Moe. As a young man, Ed had spent a few years living in the city for his studies. Moe lives in the city, and he knows Ed from College. One day, Moe came out to the farm to have lunch with his old friend. After lunch, he and Ed took a walk around the farm. They passed by the horses, the chickens, the pigs and finally they came to the cows. Ed looked at Moe, and he saw that he was focused intently on a single cow. "What's the matter, Moe?" he asked. "That," Moe said, "is one skinny cow."

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A Guy walks into a Bar, has a good time and leaves

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Why did the first monkey fall out of the tree? It was dead. Why did the second monkey fall out of the tree? Some guy stapled it to the first monkey. Why did the third monkey fall out of the tree? A terrorist threw a refrigerator at it. Why did the girl fall off her bike? She was hit by 3 dead monkeys and a refrigerator.

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what does a black guy and a chinease guy have is common? I don't know but it would be interesting to find out.

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I enjoy owboy butt sex with big black men please call me at 9528579236

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If I have 10 ice cubes and you have 11 apples how many pankackes can fit on the roof? Purple because alians do not wear hats./

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How do you starve a blonde? You tie them up and deprive them of any food.

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