How much wood could a wood chuck chuck if a wood chuck could chuck wood? 17

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what do you watch ? a tv

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a drumset fell off a clif. Badoom ch.

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How do you get a clown to stop smiling? Throw a brick at him.

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what do you call a man that just got brutally murdered? i don't know, check his birth certificate.

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a blind man walks across a road. he's dead

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a 5 year old rapes a pedophile

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Where did Ellen go after the explosion? Everywhere

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My phone rang. So I answered it.

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why do blonds write TGIF toes go in first

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Why did the tree get mad at the bush? It didn't. Bushes are inanimate objects, and so are trees.

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Why did the creator of Anti-Joke.com make the website? Because he probably wanted to promote his book and make more money.

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What did the teacher say to the student? Get in the closet

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If there's a clown in a blender, how do you get him out? Tostitos.

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A Black man a Chinese man and a Jew walk in to a bar. Black man: nice place they got here Asian man: yeah I remember when it used to be that old hardware store Jew: Henry's, i think it was called Aisian man: must have been there for at least 10 years or so

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Q: Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? A: Because he was dead. Q: Why did the squirrel fall out of the tree? A: Because he was stapled to the monkey.

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Roses are red Violets are blue I'm about to kill you Don't scream, here's a lollipop

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Why is Ian a virgin? Because he watches cartoon porn

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what is a model plus a poop plus a rhino plus a flamingo a peice of floob split in half or a shelby koon

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Why did the 5 year-old go to the hospital? He had cancer

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A man walked into a bar, was surprised to find his wife with another man, and had a heart attack.

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What did one gorilla say to the other? Urgh.

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Q: What did the black man say to his Ex wife after she placed a restraining order on him? A: nothing, he was no longer allowed contact with her of any kind and thus could not converse with her

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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