- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Your Mamas So Fat That When She Jumped Into The Ocean All The Whales Swam Around And Started Sinqinq (We Are Family Even Though Your Fatter Than Me.)xD

Hey I had a wet and dirty dream about you last night. Really? What happened? You got hit by a bus and I pissed myself laughing. .......

What's Casey Anthony doing now that she's not in prison? She's actually living life as an upstanding citizen in Florida.

why did the chicken cross the road? it was in my sandwich and i'm late for class.

"Doctor," I said while poking my head, "My head hurts!" I poked my knee. "My knee hurts, too!" Then I tried touching my arm. "OW! So does my arm!" I even tried poking my teeth. "OUCH! Even my teeth hurt! What will I do Doctor?" "That's easy," said the Doctor, "I'll fix your finger right away."

Whats the difference between a pontiac and a pile of dead babies? I dont have a pontiac in my garage.

What happens when you play a country song backwards? Gibberish.

Why does Susie fall off the swing? I shot her in the head with a pistol.

roses are red, violets? are blue, Im not good at poems, tits

Women.

What is striped black and white? A prisoner in jail arrested for the murder of a 7 year old child.

How many mice does it take to screw in a light bulb? Two.

Where do you find a one-legged cat? Right where you left it.

What do you call a guy with no arms and no legs sitting on a bench? Nothing. Why would you harrass a guy with no arms and no legs.

A woman leaves the kitchen.

Hey i just F****d you, And this is crazy, Delete my number, And keep the baby!

Q.) How do you fit a baby into a bowl? A.) With a blender! Q.) How do you get it out? A.) With Tostitos! -Sebastian and Chris (aka 100 and Zelot) (we did not make this joke, we just had to share it)

What should you do if you are locked in the trunk of a car? Yell for help.

A man walks into a crowded bar and orders a beer. The bartender doesn't hear him due to the background noise of everyone talking and the man has to repeat his order.

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A blond, a brunette, and a red-head are standing on the edge of a cliff. They then realize how dangerous that is and proceed to back away and view the canyon at a safe distance.

Knock Knock. Who's there? Nevermind.

Hey, you want to hear an anti-joke? yeah, sure. .....well, too bad!

Who lives in a pineapple under the sea? Nematode's. A Nematode is a type of round worm that lives under water, and while most are carnivorous, some feed on vegetation, such as pineapples.

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