what is the difference between coke and pepsi? -they are competing soft drinks made by different brands

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A kangaroo walks into a bar, it is a fairly common occurrence in Australia and normal process is carried out of evacuating the premises and calling animal control to deal with the situation.

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A man walks into a bar with a sad-looking face. He orders a strong drink. The bartender asks him "What's wrong? You seem down." The man answers "Well, tough week. My wife was raped and murdered and my son was hit by a bus."

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If u see a guy with a buzz cut and earrings what would u ask? R u a girl with cancer

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Q. What did the fat guy get for his birthday? A. diabetes

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whats worse than the holocaust? 2 holocausts

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Q:how man ADD kids does it take to screw in a light bulb? A: I dont know, wanna go ride bikes?

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What's white and hides in a tree. A refrigerator.

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Spread the net.

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What did Uncle Timmy give to Little John for his birthday? Sodomy.

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Whats big, round, and full of helium? Michaels Balloon head!

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A blind man sits down to read Anti jokes Whoops my bad

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What's worse than a crying baby? A dead one...

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Hi my name is Jim

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Why was the ginger walking around in bare feet? He had no sole.

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so little jonny was doing bad in school like always so he decided to drop out and now he cant get a job and will have a terrible life and die alone

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What happened to the short kid on april 30th: His girlfriend broke up with him

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What did the scientist have to say about religion when he was asked by a local reporter? He said that it is a cultural system that creates powerful and long-lasting meaning, by establishing symbols that relate humanity to truths and values.

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Like my post because I have no friends And then don't like it

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Leave her alone...

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The man goes to the doctor after just losing his job because his company went under because of the econmic crisis. His house is being foreclosed because without the money from his job he can't afford to pay for his house. His girlfriend also just left him because of recent conflicts about money and she was looking forward to having a family and with him jobless it was just out of the question. Man:"Doctor I could really use some good news" Doctor:"You have aids"

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How could you ever watch a man hit another man and say nothing? UFC is on at 9:00pm.

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Why did the old man fall off a bicycle? He had a fridge thrown at him.

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when im sad im feel horny i rape little children -jimmy saville , last words of the diary

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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