What did the dying boy get for Christmas? Presents

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womens rights

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A Jew walks into a bar. It probably hurt

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If I had a gun with only 2 bullets, and was in a room with Hitler, Osama Bin Laden, and you; i would shot Hitler and Osama because they committed terrible crimes

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Your mom is so fat that she has to wear large clothing.

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Why was the women's basketball player laughed at. The slippery floor caused her to stumble and fall.

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What is big, red, and beats rocks? A big, red, rock beater.

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I see, said the deaf man to the blind guy.

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Q: why are black people good at basketball? A: because they practice

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whats your name? bumder:)

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What did the young boy get for christmas? Parental divorce

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what do you sit on, poop on, and sleep on? a bed, a toilet, and a chair

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What the difference between water and water? Nothing, they're both water.

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what do you call a muslim flying a plane? A pilot you racist.

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Roses are grey, violets are grey, I am color blind.

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what did one tree say to the other? move over

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why did the frog cross the road it was stapled to a chicken

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Why did the baby start crying? Its mom slapped it in the face, causing permanent brain damage that would haunt it throughout its life.

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Thomas the Tank Engine could see Express up ahead on the tracks! His driver shut off steam and applied his brakes. Ahead of him Gordon groaned "Ohhhhh stop your train! Stop your train! His driver and fireman jumped out quickly. Thomas tried his very hardest and eventually found himself slowing down. But there wasn't enough time and Thomas smashed right into the express. Seven people were killed and Thomas himself was smashed to pieces.

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What did the Asian bookkeeper say to the Jewish dog? I love you

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Why can't the blonde dial 911? Because she's being held hostage against her will.

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Why was the teenage girl crying? She wasn't, she was just experimenting with her emotions.

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What do people in Asia do for black history month? Nothing, black history month is an American thing.

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Want to hear a good joke? The NBA.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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