A priest and a rabbi walk into a bar and decide to have a drinking contest. Who won? The rabbi. The priest died of alcohol poisoning later that night.

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Your Mom is so poor she can't afford home-owners insurance.

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dur dur dur dur said the child born during an earthquake

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What did the Asian man do when he got lost in the desert? He ate his arms.

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A priest, a monk, and a rabbi walk into a bar. They order drinks and keep the conversation to non-controversial topics.

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why did the chicken cross the road? because it had earlier escaped from its cage and had since began to wonder around the local town

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anti jokes aren't always funny on here

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Sometimes I hope into bed and pretend I'm a carrot!!!!

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Knock Knock. Who's there. To. To who. To whom.

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wheres a place a cancer patient cant go? the hairdressers

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roses are red violets are blue count my five damn finger , and the third one is for you!!!!!!!!

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how do you fall off a building? you trip.

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Women's rights

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What is funny about family guy?the jokes

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Ed has spent all his days on the farm. It was the farm of his father and grandfather before him; long have they prospered from the fruits of this land. He has a wife and 3 beautiful children, all of whom live happily on the farm. Ed still manages to keep an active social life, and has lots of interesting friends. His best friend is Moe. As a young man, Ed had spent a few years living in the city for his studies. Moe lives in the city, and he knows Ed from College. One day, Moe came out to the farm to have lunch with his old friend. After lunch, he and Ed took a walk around the farm. They passed by the horses, the chickens, the pigs and finally they came to the cows. Ed looked at Moe, and he saw that he was focused intently on a single cow. "What's the matter, Moe?" he asked. "That," Moe said, "is one skinny cow."

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THIS IS an anti-joke.

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A black man found chicken on the floor. He ate it.

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Why did the man name his son David? He didn't. It was his wife's choice.

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Hashtag

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I was going to tell my mom an anti-joke. Then she died.

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Once upon a time there were seven dwarfs. They were named Steven, Jason, John, Peter and Alfred.

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You're mom is so black... that she is most likely of African Descent

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What happen to the guy who didn't breathe A. He died

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What's worse than genital warts? Herpes. You can get rid of warts

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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