Your mother is so old that her prom theme was fire

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The women if the wnba are good at basketball

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There were 3 children: Flower, Petal and Fridge. Flower asked, "Mum, why is my name Flower?" to which she replied "Because a flower was the first thing to fall on you when you were born." Petal asked, "Mum, why is my name Petal?" to which she replied "Because a petal was the first thing to fall on you when you were born." Fridge said, "Herp derp dur" to which Fridge's mother replied "Shut up, Fridge."

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knock knock who's there police

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Student: This guy is bothering me! Teacher: And you expect me to do something about it?

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Why did Micheal fall off his bike? Someone threw a chainsaw at him.

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A Irishman walks into a bar... he suffers severe head injuries.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? To see his brother im dying of leukemia.

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What has wings and flies at night? A black man with wings

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You're mom is so black... that she is most likely of African Descent

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Did you know Hellen Keller had a tree house? No Neither did she

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What was the pirate movie rated? PG-13 actually because, despite the potentially graphic nature of the previews, the creators scaled down mature content so that it could reach a wider audience.

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Whats blue and flies? A suffocating baby strapped to a fan.

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What is red, blue, and green all over? A piece of paper with three colors on it.

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Bill is at a bar with a couple of his college buddies. He notices another one of his friends, Jim, who has his back faced to him, and calls him. The man turns and it is not Jim. Bill apologizes and they carry on with their lives.

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How do you make your children nice? You dont have any.

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A Frenchman stays and fights

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women playing football?

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why are gays soo happy , becuase the dont have to listen to women

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What time is it in China right now? I have no idea, it would depend on when you are reading this. Perhaps you should look at a world clock, watch, or some other sort of time-telling device rather than humorous website. Its purpose is not to tell time. However, there are many other places for this. Good luck surfing the web, friend. I have aided you the best that I can. I only hope that you will find what you are looking for.

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what is the difference between a black person and a little boy with autism .... the boy with autism is smarter with more education than the black person

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I WILL DESTROY ISIS

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A Jew, an Atheist, and a Muslim walk into a bar. They each drink a bottle, have a conversation, and leave.

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A man walks into a bar and the bartender says "Sorry sir we're closed" So the man goes: "Oh, okay. I wasn't sure if you guys were open till' 10pm tonight" and the bartender goes "Only on the weekends" The man thanks the bartender and proceeded to leave the bar. He now knows the arrive earlier the following day.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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