- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why were the black man's balls so big He had testicular cancer

Why did the creator of Anti-Joke.com make the website? Because he probably wanted to promote his book and make more money.

Q: Whats better than getting raped by a dog? A: Getting raped by a cat.

What's the square root of 69? 8.3

Q:If pigs ever played basketball, then what sound would they make? A:Oink-oink

Roses are red Violets are? blue I'm going to rape you in the ass with a rake.

Your Mom.

Dont you guys just hate it when someone puts a stupid joke on anti-joke?

Why did the elephant cross the road? It was the chickens day off. haha its funny

whats the difference between chuck norris and a normal human being? nothing

What do you call a black man sitting on your couch? A house guest.

Why did the kid kid have no arms? A clown came and chopped them off.

Why did the car stop. someone threw a cow at it.

a black man, spanish man, and white man all fall off a building. and as they fall, i wonder: why are you laughing?

roses are red, violets are red, my garden is on fire

What is worse than finding a worm in your apple? Well I dont think that has happened to anyone ever so I guess nothings worse.

you know whats weird about italians? their italian

Why cant you find your handle? Because YOU CANT HANDLE THE TRUTH!

why did suzie fall off the swing? she had no arms. knock knock. who's there? well, its not suzie.

A black teenage girl wants to get a job, unfortunately she is chained to a fence, beaten, and called a dog.

Knock Knock. Who's there? The Gestapo.

What's green and has wheels? Grass, I was joking about the wheels.

Not mine I want no credit...these were made by two genius's What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? The Holocaust What's worse than the holocaust? Getting raped by a giant scorpion.

George Michael walks into a bathrom.....

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