Q: What do you call a black girl with braces? A: A black and decker pecker wrecker

Why don't men ask for directions? They want to appear knowledgeable and strong. Asking for directions is sometimes considered a sign of weakness.

Why is 6 afriad of 7? because 7 killed 8 with a pistol and is now on a killing spree.

I have read and agree to the terms of service.

Why did Chuck Norris cross the road? Cause he's Chuck Norris

Knock knock. Who's there? Interrupting Cow. Interrupting Cow who? Interrupting Cow Jones.

Roses are red, Violets are VIOLET!

Roses are black, Violets are black, Everything's black, Oh damn I'm blind.

roses are red, violets? are blue, Im not good at poems, tits

Yes. Just Yes.

How do you get a clown off a swing? You hit him with an axe How can you release your anger at somebody? Kill them How do you stop a bus? Throw small children at it

Why do matt Daly jokes suck? Because he has Downs.

A man walks into a bar. He is then taken to the hospital for his concussion, seeing as the bar was made of metal

How do you keep children off your lawn? Molest them

How much wood could a woodchuck chuck if a woodchuck could chuck wood? None, now stop hallutinating about wood chuck.

Why cant you find your handle? Because YOU CANT HANDLE THE TRUTH!

What's funny about a blond, a brunette, and a red-head, drunk in a Cadillac? Everyone knows integration is a myth.

Stop being a centipede

knock knock whos there !!!!!.....WE.....ARE.......SPARTANSSSS.....!!!!!!

What's worse than having a bad hair day? Vietnam.

What's black, white, green, red, blue, orange, gray, purple, and yellow? My art project.

how do you make the president cry ?? shoot his family !!

how do you kill a blonde? the way you would kill anyone, here are some examples gun knife noose or orange. wait wtf who kills someone with an orange

McDonald's... Giving people with swag jobs since 1942.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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