- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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A guy walks into a bar. The universe instantly shatters around him under the weight of infinite potential punchlines. He tumbles through the void amongst the shards of his broken reality. This is the worst joke ever.

Stephen Hawking walks into a bar. Thats impossible because he cannot walk.

Why did the blond do so horribly on the SAT's? She was pulled outside halfway through her testing session by the school janitor who molested and murdered her in the bathroom.

Your Mama is so fat, when she jumped on the couch, she broke the couch.

knock knock who's there? Bill Bill who? Bill Smith, we went to high school together. Oh hey Bill, come on in.

What did a dodo do after his last meal? Become extinct

What did the blind man get for Christmas? Poison.

Roses are red Violets are blue Your mom is dead And your dad is too

why did the lesbians shop at modell's? because they thought the store had reasonable prices and considerable discounts

Cold camel scrotum.

Knock knock. MAN: Who's there? HOOKER: The hooker you called for. MAN: Oh, dear lord. My wife hasn't left yet. I need you to come back in fifteen minutes. WIFE: Honey, who is it? MAN: It's the hooker I called for, but you haven't left. I told her to come back in fifteen minutes.

Why did the white man cry? Because his mistress, Shanghai, was threatening to tell his wife that they were in a relationship and, out of anger, he bashed Shanghai's head in and she is dead,

A: Knock knock (pause) A: Knock knock (pause) A: Knock knock B: (frustrated), I thought we had that damn thing fixed!!!

What do Chinese people call Chinese food? Food.

Why did the chicken cross the road? No one is quite sure because technology is not advanced enough for humans to converse with chickens.

Every 20 seconds, a child in africa starves to death... Every 30 seconds, an obese american teen stuffs their face with McDonalds

Q-What happened to the kid who thought he could fly A-his head exploded while he was sitting in a microwave

Why was the white man poor? Because he could not hold a stable job for his wife and kids.

"Doctor, Doctor, I feel like a pair of curtains." "Well that sounds like a mental illness and I deal predominantly with physical ailments"

A blind guy was reading the newspaper, it said flying cars. I bet he did'nt see that coming!

THIS IS NOT SPARTA! pulls him out of the hole

What's the difference between dead babies and Christmas lights? I don't have Christmas lights hanging on my Christmas tree...

How do you make a tissue dance? You put a little boogie into in!

whats 2+2? 4

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