i went through your mum like a plane on 9,11

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Yo momma's so fat that when she went to Seaworld and a whale saw her, looked away, and continued on with its daily life.

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this is the part where we na na na na every good song needs a na na na na wake up at night screaming na na na na my grandmothers nickname is nana

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Why did hitler commit suicide He looked at his gas bill

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What do you call a dancing panda bear? I'm not sure, but panda bears are pretty big, so the possibility of them dancing is highly unlikely.

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Knock, Knock... Who's there? Your mother and I are getting a divorce.

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How do you mess with Helen Keller? Move all the furniture in her room.

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why did the chicken cross the road cause he was suicidal but a car just didnt happen to hit him.

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Why did the little boy throw his clock out of the window? After hours of searching for the snooze button to no avail, the little boy became so irritated at the incessant ringing of the alarm that he threw it out of his window in a fit of rage. The clock landed on an old woman who was walking twenty stories below. She was immediately killed on impact.

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What did the black kid get for Christmas? Your Bike.

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Struggling with self esteem? Wish you were more attractive? Well stop wishing you fugly cum dumpster.

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Why did the rabbit fall out of the tree? because it was dead Why did the bird fall out of the tree? because it was stapled to the rabbit

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What is worse than finding a worm in your apple? Diarrhea

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what rhymes with pirates? not Somalia because i don't consider a inflatable boat a pirate ship.

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Your momma is so dumb, that when she took the IQ test her scores were considerably lower then average.

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what did the white guy say to the mexican? mow my lawn asshole

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the real mccoy

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Person 1: Knock Knock Person 2: ...... Person 1: Knock Knock Person 2: ...... Person 1: Knock Knock Person 2: ...... Person 1 leaves because no one is answering the door

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why was the black woman forced to sit in the back of the bus? all the other seats were taken.

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Girl: what comes after 69? Boy: 70. Girl: no,toothpaste! Boy: ...

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What do you call a dog eating a dead dog? A hungry dog

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WHat is worse then Fred singing and cumy condom

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What was everyone doing in the library? Reading

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What do you call cheese that isn't yours? Cheese

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