What did the cast of sex and the city get for Christmas Nothing Sarah Jessica Parker is Jewish

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Why did the black man cry? He had no rights.

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Knock knock who's there? Screw this Screw this who? Im screwing this like ur boyfriend screwed you!

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Why couldn't Helen Keller drive? Because she was a woman.

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How do you kill a fashion icon? First make sure their blonde and stupid like most. then take a barstool preferably or what ever is closest then........ WACK HER IN THE EMPTY SPOT WHERE HER BRAIN SHOULD BE.

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Knock, Knock... Who's there? Your mother and I are getting a divorce.

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How do you mess with Helen Keller? Move all the furniture in her room.

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i went through your mum like a plane on 9,11

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Yo momma's so fat that when she went to Seaworld and a whale saw her, looked away, and continued on with its daily life.

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What do you call a dancing panda bear? I'm not sure, but panda bears are pretty big, so the possibility of them dancing is highly unlikely.

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Why did hitler commit suicide He looked at his gas bill

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Leave her alone...

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keep your eye off me if you dont look at me, how do you know i looked at you? there is a mirror

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Knock knock. Who's there? Mark. Oh Hai Mark

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Roses are black, Violets are black, Everything is black, And I'm blind.

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What did the black kid get for Christmas? Your Bike.

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Why did the little boy throw his clock out of the window? After hours of searching for the snooze button to no avail, the little boy became so irritated at the incessant ringing of the alarm that he threw it out of his window in a fit of rage. The clock landed on an old woman who was walking twenty stories below. She was immediately killed on impact.

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Struggling with self esteem? Wish you were more attractive? Well stop wishing you fugly cum dumpster.

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Why did the rabbit fall out of the tree? because it was dead Why did the bird fall out of the tree? because it was stapled to the rabbit

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a dog walks into a drug store and orders a bone. what does the cashier do? she wakes up.

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why did the chicken cross the road cause he was suicidal but a car just didnt happen to hit him.

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what rhymes with pirates? not Somalia because i don't consider a inflatable boat a pirate ship.

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What is worse than finding a worm in your apple? Diarrhea

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Your momma is so dumb, that when she took the IQ test her scores were considerably lower then average.

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