Knock knock. Who's there? The police, your family is dead.

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What's the cutest thing about a redhead? I know, I couldnt think of anything either

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Why did the man throw the woman off the cliffe? Tequilla.

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A Chinese man walks into a bar. With his thick accent, he finds it difficult to order drinks.

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What would you call the fatty cranial mass surrounding a malignant tumor? Ted Kennedy's Head.

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what's black and blue and red all over? nothing, you're and idiot.

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If a tree falls, and nobody is around to hear it, does it still make a sound? No. While the falling tree surely creates mechanical oscillations in the air, sound is defined as the mechanical oscillations in the air perceived by humans. Therefore, since no humans were around to hear the tree fall, it did not create a sound.

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How much wood could a woodchuck chuck if a woodchuck could chuck wood? None, now stop hallutinating about wood chuck.

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You momma's so ugly your dad left her.

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What do you call a mexican driving a plane? Well.. nothing because you can't drive plane's but if a Mexican man was able to FLY a plane, he would be a pilot.

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THE GAME

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What's stupid and a waste of time? Anti joke .com because people on here are too ignorant and serious cuz it's not funny. It's anti joke G-Dang it. Come on seriously

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How are Polish people and dogs the same? They aren't. One is a human being, and one is a dog. Do not be stupid.

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how do you make the president cry ?? shoot his family !!

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Knock Knock. Who's there? God. God Who? ::Apocalypse follows::

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A penguin walks into a bakery. The baker asks the penguin: What kind of bread would you like, brown or white? Penguins answers: Well, it doesn't really matter since I drove here.

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Why did the girl fall off the swing? She didnt have arms

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A man walks into a bar and talks with his friends. One of his friends said " Hey, who farted?" When the bar closed, Joe realized it was he who farted.

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A penguin walks into a bar and orders a beer................ PENGUINS DON'T WALK OR TALK

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Roses are red. Violets are blue. My name is Inigo Montoya. You killed my father, prepare to die.

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Women's rights

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lets have sex, ok, but itll have to be anal, cuz im a guy xoxox danni

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A baby seal walks into a club...

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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