How much wood could a woodchuck chuck if a woodchuck could chuck wood? 3

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you know whats weird about italians? their italian

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Johnson stops eating

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What requires lots of rubbing, dirty pictures, and leaves you happy for a little bit, but then you realize you're sad and lonely? A minimum wage job where you clean pictures.

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What do you call a gay couple of kangaroos adopted baby A Joey

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What did Michael Jackson think when someone threw a tomato off his head? The same as he was thinking before it happened, because everything that goes through Michael Jackson's head is pornographic images.

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A man with a gun walks into a bar. The police are called and the man was killed quickly.

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How do you confuse a black man? Paint him white.

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How many black ppm does it take to screw in a light bulb All of them, plus 1 white guy.

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PENlS.

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Ching Chong Bing Bong.. Yoyao? Dat U?

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Oh, I must be hearing things.

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Why did the dead baby cross the road? It didn't because it had died from an uncaring mother and father that dumped it's corps on the side of the highway.

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A woman is walking down the street. A midget approaches her and with his keen sense of smell, informs the tall woman of her delicious scent and says, "Ma'am your hair smells lovely, may I please take a closer sniff?" Then woman obliges and the midget is arrested for alleged rape, or as he put it, trying to sniff her vagina.

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Why did the bus crash? Because the driver was a watermelon.

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Why the mentally challenged man enter the bar? He's tired of being subject hate and criticism. He hates being the subject of jokes and being pointed at. He may not be able to tell you what 3x6 is, but he still has feelings. So because of all these inconsiderate people judging him, he now spends his days at the local bar, drowning his sorrows away in alcohol. I hope your happy.

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Why was the T-Rex always sad? He couldn't clap his hands.

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Hitler was in a shampoo advert that everyone bought Now people must be dying to take a shower

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Why did i drink 4 sodas? Because i was thirsty

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Penis penis poop butt

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Your mom is so fat, she is having angioplasty. She might need a ride a home.

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How do you drown a blonde? You hold her head underwater for a long time.

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What is worse than 10 babies nailed to 1 tree? 1 baby nailed to 10 trees.

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Q: What do you call a black girl with braces? A: A black and decker pecker wrecker

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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