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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Q: What's different about a boy and a girl? A: Nothing. There used to be a notable difference but nowadays you have to strain in order to tell them apart.

What do you call someone too young to drink? A minor

A blonde is running for her life and sees a sign that says "GO LEFT TO SURVIVE". She goes right and she survives.

Why did the gum cross the road? It was stuck to the chickens foot.

Why did the chicken cross the road? For a joke.

What is the biggest, most elaborate lie? Santa Clause

A choir boy is hit by a car outside church. Someone runs to him and says "shall I fetch the priest?" The boy starts to mumble something but quickly loses consciousness, and later dies after 16 hours in ICU.

What do you call a black man at harvard? Probably a criminal who is in harvard law trying to find a good lawyer.

Womens rights

What's the difference of 13 and 4? 9

why did little Hannah not like the poem "Roses are Red" because she was colorblind

What did the veterinarian say to the dog? Ohhh who is a good dog? You are!

What's Donald Trump's favorite color?

how long does it take a black woman to shit? 3 to 5 minutes depending on the food she ingested earlier that day

What's worse than the holocaust? Finding a worm in your apple.

What does a Dominican and a Russian have in common... they are both thinking of a funny anti-joke to post on this site...

What's yellow and smells like piss? Urine.

Whats brown and sticky? Brown glue

why did the giraffe cross the road? because my dad and his "fishing buddies" are having another "meeting" in the basement. I hear weird noises, and I haven't seen my little sister in weeks, since the last "meeting." Dad said she went to a special camp for little girls. I hear horrible noises.

Roses are red Violets are blue... No they are not they come in many different colors from cross breeding and different environments.... YOU ARE WRONG

A black man walks into a bar. It turns out he is a notorious serial killer and he procedes to violently murder everyone in the bar.

man was playing with his little toddler. the man put his thumb through his fingers and said "got your nose" the baby laughed. the cops then burst down his door and arrested him for robbery of personal items. they werent laughing.

A blind man walks into a bar. Then a chair. Then a table. (TD)

Schroedingers cat walked into a bar... and it didnt.

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