A man walks into a bar. He asked the bartender if he accepts $100 bills. The bartender says "no".

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What do you call a black man? Jamal

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A russian gives away vodka.

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A man walks into the doctor's office and says, "Doc, every time I drink coffee, my eye hurts". The Doctor then tells him, "You have an infection called conjunctivitis, also known as pinkeye"

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What do you call a group of jews hiding in an attic? Well, this sounds very similar to the events during World War II in which Anne Frank and various jewish refugees hid from the Nazis.

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What's another word for a priest? Rapist

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whats worse then a baby with out floaties?.......beating your grandma to death with a puppy

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What do you call a snake with no arms? Normal. What do you call an amphibian with no arms? A caecilian. What do you call a girl with no arms? A poor, poor soul that is unfortunate enough to have had an amputation when young. Now, she can't go in public without being stared at. She can't catch herself when she trips. She can't ride a bike, bake cookies for her family, or be a NASA astronaut like she always dreamed. She is the normal ASDF Movie character.

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Why was the black man a victim of racial prejudice? because he was black

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Where did Ellen go after the explosion? Everywhere

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So two cannibals are eating a clown. Cannibal one: Does this taste funny to you? Cannibal two: Considering that this man was a clown he must have been in poverty so he resulted to being an alcoholic and maybe over dosed on over the counter drugs. Cannibal one: Thank you for that reasonable answer.

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What's the difference between a Jew and a Boy Scout? Boy Scouts come home from camp.

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what a filthy dirty mess also dirt

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A kid walks into a bar. The bartender promptly calls child protective services and the child is placed in a caring foster home.

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Knock, Knock Who's There? (Silence) Wondering who was there, the man opened the door, to find a baby in a basket in front of him.

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Why did the mass murderer abandon his killing spree? He found out it was illegal.

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I am on a escalator.

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Why did the black man wear a coat, shirt, pants, and underwear on a rainy day? Because he didn't want to be naked.

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Chuck Norris once went skydiving. his parachute did not deploy. where he landed is now known as the grand canyon

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What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? Finding half a worm in your apple.

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Q. What is a brown cow called? A. A cow.

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A hipster gets summoned for jury duty. The case is solved promptly and everyone goes home happy.

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q: why do mens testicles hang? a: so woman can kick us in em

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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