What is worse than 20 black men stealing your TV? Having your family die in tragic car accident.

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Where did Susie go after an explosion? Everywhere

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Q: Where did Bethany hide the dead baby? A: In the trash can

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What is worse than something terrible happening to you? That same thing happening to me of course... Duh...

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What do you call a black man jumping off a bridge? Suicide.

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What is invisible, weighs 332 pounds, runs 67.3 mph, is green, and is made by Jews in China. Nothing, if something is invisible, then it cannot reflect green light, therefore it cannot be green.

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what do you call a somone who murders someone else? black.

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If you replace all the letters in your name with G A Y it spells Gay... your gay

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Whats the best way to get a woman to sleep with you? Rape her

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Roses are angry Violets are too My head is scratchy I need shampoo

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I walked into a bar the other day and ordered a double. The bartender brought out a guy who looked just like me.

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IT WAS NEVER YOURS TO TAKE!

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Why was Hellen Kellers leg yellow? Because her dog was blind too.

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A man walks into a bar, and orders a drink. He reaches into his back pocket, but cannot find his wallet. The man was pick pocketed by a skilled thief on his walk to the bar. The man quickly makes calls to cancel his credit cards and minimize the financial loss.

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A man who was clearly tired and worn out enters a bar. The bartender says "Long night, eh?" The man responds "Yes, very. I was with my girlfriend." The bartender says in response "Well I'm sure that was a fun time, if you know what I'm sayin." "No, not really" says the man. Little did the bartender know, the man's girlfriend was a dominatrix.

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What do you call a black man forcing two young girls into his car with a gun? A Police Officer.

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What's brown and sticky? ...A stick.

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what did one picture frame say to the other? Well you could answer with hows it hanging but thats not logical because they are inanimate

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Why did the bartender cry when a construction worker ordered a Jack and Coke? His son Jack had run away five years ago to sell cocaine; his father hadn't seen him since.

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-What did the snake say to the mouse? Nothing. Animals can't talk dumbass.

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So a catholic priest, a pedophile, and a rapist walk into a bar. He orders a beer.

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Roses Are red violets are blue I HAVE FIVE FINGERS THE MIDDLE IS FOR U

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What is the unltimate Jewish dilemma? Free pork

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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