fack me!

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Why was the man cold? Because he was dead.

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Why did the gorilla fall on the ground Because it was dead

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What is worse than finding a worm in your apple? Well I dont think that has happened to anyone ever so I guess nothings worse.

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How many gay men does it take to change a lightbulb? Usually, it takes one gay male to complete this action.

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Man is hit by a falling tree his friend immediately responds "Got Wood" the man is now paraplegic

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A guy walks into a bar. He orders a coke. The bartender looks at the gentlemen with a little smile and says "Just a coke?"

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Trees are like friends. They both fall down when you hit them multiple times with an axe.

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A man walks into a bar. His friend follows him in, but the first man doesn't know he's there. They both order a beer, then a couple strong shots. The first man then notices his friend, and they exchange high-fives. The man's friend says, "Hey, how ya doin?" The first man says, "Okay, I guess, but I forgot the punchline." So the second man orders his friend the strongest drink, and the weakest. He replies, "Me too, Joe. Meeeeee, too."

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What's the difference between a Jew and a pizza? A pizza doesn't scream in the oven. Ha ha ha ha

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Have you ever had Ethiopian food before? No? Well neither have they.

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What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? Cancer

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What's the difference between a box of dead babies and a Lamborghini? I don't have a Lamborghini in my garage

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Roses are red, Violets are blue. Baby you think i loved you, but you got played too

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What do u call a short Mexican Nothing that's normal

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my namew is jd

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Haikus are awesome but sometimes they don't make sense hippopotamus

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What job did the black man apply for?.. Several, its a downward economy.

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Do u liek mudkipz GO TROLLING

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What is black, white, and red all over? A skunk in a blender.

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A Tatooine moisture farmer, an old man, an astromech droid, and a potocol droid walk into a cantina at Mos Eisley Space Port. The bartender says, "Hey, we don't serve their kind here! Your droids will have to wait outside." The moisture farmer then says to his droids, "Why don't you wait out by the speeder, we don't want any trouble." The protocol droid replies, "I heartily agree, sir."

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What did Dela Ware? Nothing.

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Why did the blond put a condom on her hear? So, she would not get hearing ads.

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Roses are red, Muslims are brown, When I see them swimming, I hope that they drown!

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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