What did the bi-polar girl do when she found our her ex-boyfriend was living with another woman? Nothing; she was happy for their new relationship and realized life changes and moves on, in addition to taking the daily appropriate amount of medical prescription as directed by her doctor.

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What happens when you shoot a priest in the heart? He dies.

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What is shaped like a duck without a beak? A duck that I punch the beak off of.

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Joanna walks up to a random house, knocks on the door,"Is this where the party's at?!"

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Q: What did Batman say to get robin into the Batmobile? A: Robin, get in the Batmobile!

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what do you do if you see an asian trip on a step? help him/her up and ask if their alright.

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There is a Mexican and a Black guy in a car. Who's driving? The Mexican, you racist bastard.

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Why didn't the blonde go to the party? Her depression finally got the best of her and she shot herself

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What did the man say after falling off a bridge? He didn't say anything. He died a painful and terrible death on impact.

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AVB

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What's spongy and smells of treacle? Treacle sponge

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When you're climbing up a ladder and you feel something splatter, you may want to see what happened, and then promptly clean up the mess so one one slips.

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:O + :P = 69

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two nuns were driving in Transylvania when a vampire jumps out in front of their car the first nun said "show it your cross" so the secong got out of the car and yelled Get out of the way you pric!!!!

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Hello we are from the church of the latter day saints.

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A white man walked in da hood aaand he never came back

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What did Don King do with his new boxers? Put them on with a respectable pair of trousers.

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What do you call a giggling penguin? Personification.

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Why did the Jew have very bad gas? He had very rough anal sex and air got stuck up his bum

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A guy comes to a doctor and says: - Doctor, lately I'm having this dream where I kill my father and rape my mother. What does it mean? - Nothing.

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When I see Debra walking her dog in the morning I often ask myself whose walking who!?

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Kenny died. The Bastards.

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Q: What is the difference between everything and nothing? A: everything! Moral: NOTHING!

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How many cows does it take to swim on land? 4.2

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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