What do you call cheese that isn't yours? cheese.

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knock knock. who's there? I am. I am who? I am pregnant.

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Where's Waldo? Nowhere. Waldo is a fictional character. He doesn't exist.

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What do a dog and a tree have in common? BARK!

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A white straight man, a black gay man, and an Asian bisexual woman walk into a bar. They are enjoying their drinks until one overly intoxicated man makes a remark towards the group in reference to their diversity in race, sexual orientation, and sex. The bar crowd is enthused with the drunk man's genius in not only constructing a joke to cover all three categorical descriptions of the group, but in guessing each member's sexuality based on their respective appearances.

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Q: What has four legs and an arm. A: A pitbull on a playground

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Why did the farmer go to the market? Because his butt was on fire!

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Knock Knock Whos there? I dunno I didnt answer the door

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how do you make a orange juice. get orange juice and pour it in a cup.

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what's red and blue? your heart

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ROSES ARE RED, VIOLETS ARE BLUE, I LOVE YOUR MOMA CAUSE SHE STINKS OF POO :) BY VICKY CASSIDY, RENATA SZABO, ELLA AND HEIDI MCMILLAN

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Colby is gay.... thats it

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Yo momma so fat She has heart problems

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What did one muffin say to the other muffin... Nothing they are muffins.

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A friend of yours tells you his version of The Aristocrats. You just wasted about 5-20 minutes of your life.

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Do the Helen Keller... become mute, deaf, and blind.

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I Stumbled this site and then read some antijokes, then I wrote a antijoke but I couldn't write a antijoke because their Terms of Service were down so then I lied to them saying I've read their Terms of Serivce and then I lied again, told them I were human, argued by saying "barnote plate" to them. They accepted.

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Wanna hear a joke? Obamacare.

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Why does the sultan of Turkey wear red suspenders? So that his pants wouldn't fall down.

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How many dead babies can you fit in the trunk of a car? Depends on how much you compress them.

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what's retarded and has red hair? You. ;)

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Geography Teacher: Bill, British Columbia agreed to join confederation when the government of Canada agreed to do what? Bill: To build a bridge to where my father is who is divorced with my mom.*tear* Geography Teacher: Is that really nesscary Bill? You have a detention.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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