Whats brown and sticky? Brown glue

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What's yellow and smells like piss? Urine.

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What's Donald Trump's favorite color?

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A black man walks into a bar. It turns out he is a notorious serial killer and he procedes to violently murder everyone in the bar.

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Roses are red Violets are blue... No they are not they come in many different colors from cross breeding and different environments.... YOU ARE WRONG

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man was playing with his little toddler. the man put his thumb through his fingers and said "got your nose" the baby laughed. the cops then burst down his door and arrested him for robbery of personal items. they werent laughing.

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A blind man walks into a bar. Then a chair. Then a table. (TD)

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knock knock. who's there? I am. I am who? I am pregnant.

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Where's Waldo? Nowhere. Waldo is a fictional character. He doesn't exist.

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Schroedingers cat walked into a bar... and it didnt.

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What do you call cheese that isn't yours? cheese.

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What do a dog and a tree have in common? BARK!

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Q: What has four legs and an arm. A: A pitbull on a playground

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A white straight man, a black gay man, and an Asian bisexual woman walk into a bar. They are enjoying their drinks until one overly intoxicated man makes a remark towards the group in reference to their diversity in race, sexual orientation, and sex. The bar crowd is enthused with the drunk man's genius in not only constructing a joke to cover all three categorical descriptions of the group, but in guessing each member's sexuality based on their respective appearances.

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Why did the farmer go to the market? Because his butt was on fire!

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Knock Knock Whos there? I dunno I didnt answer the door

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how do you make a orange juice. get orange juice and pour it in a cup.

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Hi

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Colby is gay.... thats it

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Yo momma so fat She has heart problems

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ROSES ARE RED, VIOLETS ARE BLUE, I LOVE YOUR MOMA CAUSE SHE STINKS OF POO :) BY VICKY CASSIDY, RENATA SZABO, ELLA AND HEIDI MCMILLAN

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what's red and blue? your heart

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What did one muffin say to the other muffin... Nothing they are muffins.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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