- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What is blue and smells like red paint, Blue Paint

There was a baby, and it wouldnt stop crying. So the mom shook it and shook it. Then it stopped crying.

You smell like shit

Michael Hoffman leaves the gym

"Knock Knock!" "Who's Their?" "Mew" "Mew Who?" "Mew Two Stupid! Get yo Pokemon FACTS Right!" "Mew Two Proceeds to walk away in distress"

what did the jaguar and the girl have in common? Spots, the girl had the chicken pox

Roses are red Violets are blue I have 5 fingers The middle one is for you

How did the blind man know when to open his parachute when he went skydiving? The leash went slack.

What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? Lots of things. Life isn't all about you, you know.

Whats worse than 3 black people? 4 Black people

Roses are red, Violets are blue, get in my bed so i can fu** you!

what did Santa Claus say to Nikki Minaj? I really admire your musical talents

Knock, Knock Who's there? No one OK???? BYE, BYE U still there? Yeah Umm . . . ?

Q:Ask me if I'm a tree Are you a tree A: No

A man goes to his doctor and his doctor says, "I've got good news and bad news, which do you want first?" The man says, "The good news." The doctor says, "You were supposed to say the bad news, now you've ruined the joke."

What did lady gaga call her grandpa? papaw razi. even wrote a song about him.

What did God say when he mad another black guy? Danmit i burnt one again.

Which is correct grammar: 'I hasn't a penis got' or 'I doesn't a penis has'? Answer: They're both wrong.

How many blondes does it take to screw in a light bulb? It shouldn't take more than one person to do this task, regardless of hair color.

How many potatoes does it take to kill an Irishman? None.

What is worse than seeing your whole family die? Leaving your wallet on the bus.

what's better to a kid than ice cream from an ice cream truck? when you realize the driver was at your house 3 days ago notifying you that he is a convicted pedophile.

if life gives you lemons you probably have problems

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