- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why wasn't Fred invited to he party? Because he's been dead for five years

Why was 6 afraid of 7? 7 ate a dude's face.

GOOD AFTERNOON KIND SIR OR MADAM THIS IS THE KUNDALINI EXPRESS MAY I TAKE YOUR ORDER

Why did the white comedian get booed off stage? Because his jokes were humorless and offensive.

whats green and has wheels? grass i lied about the wheels

Why did the Mexican go to the food marke To get some food.

An asian loses to you in starcraft..

What did the blind man get for Christmas? Poison.

Q: Why did the Mexican jump over the fence? A: He went to go retrieve the ball that was kicked in his neighbor's yard. Afterwords, he continued playing soccer with his friends.

If no means yes and yes means no, what is yes? Yes

Why was the lemon not feeling well? Because it had lemon aids.

What's brown, dirty, and smells like feces? Feces

If I had a gun with only 2 bullets, and was in a room with Hitler, Osama Bin Laden, and you; i would shot Hitler and Osama because they committed terrible crimes

How much dirt was in a hole that was 6 feet wide and 6 feet deep? None. It's a hole.

Do you know whats not funny black jokes that arent racist. You belendo!!!

A kraut walks out of a synagogue with no one dead

A guy orders soup at the resturant and says to the waiter, "will you try this soup?" The waiter says "what is it too hot?" the guy says "just try the soup." the waiter asks "Is it too cold?" the guy sais just try the soup." the waiter says "fine, where's the spoon?" AHAHHH!!!

A man is training his dog. He tells the dog to sit. The dog sits. "Good boy!" said the man. The dog did not thank the man for the compliment because dogs cannot speak.

my namew is jd

Siblings are like sharks, they usually stop biting you when you stab them in the eyes

Roses Are Blue Violets Are Purple Black is Purple Im colorblind

have you ever tasted ethiopian food? ..... neither have they

Q.If you are European in the bathroom, what are you in the kitchen? A. A woman.

Why did the boy fall out of his high chair? I'm not sure.

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