- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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My butt!!!!

How do you get a baby out of a blender? Pour it.

Whats white and looks like a bunny? a rabbit

Want to hear a cat joke? Just kitten.

Two men walked into a bar. The third transformed into a duck and flew away.

What happened to all of the happy birds flying over the field? They were all suddenly stricken by the bird flu and died.

Did you hear about the Polish Helicopter crash? The pilot and three passengers died.

what happens when a jew meets a black person answer: they greet one another

What do you call it when someone walks on another person's head? It depends. Face up, fetish. Face down, hate crime.

Why did Sally Drop here ice cream? She was hit by a bus. Knock Knock? who's there Not Sally.

helen keller's dad put a plunger in the toilet and left it there. helen then went to use the bathroom....

How much wood could a woodchuck chuck if a woodchuck could chuck wood? Why does it matter, they can't chuck wood in the first place.

Roses are brown, Violets are brown, who shat in my garden

Why do black people eat fried chicken? Because eating raw chicken is just wrong.

What did the man do after he took a bite of his pie? Chew. After that? Swallow. Then? Repeat.

Waseem is not a funny guy!

Why is it incorrect that the universe will end in 2012? Because profound idiocy doesn't always occur.

What would Michael Jackson do if he saw a naked child alone in an alleyway? It is unknown, as he cannot be asked about this hypothetical scenario due to his passing in 2009.

A boy asks his teacher to go to the bathroom, she says ok but only if he can sya the alphabet. He says ok, but for some reason skips the letter P. How come? -Because he has a sever learning disability and is having a hard time remebering all the letters of the alphabet

Matt Damon

women have rights

What's another word for a priest? Rapist

Why did the child laugh at the anti-joke? Because it was funny

How many cows does it take to swim on land? 4.2

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