whats green and has wheels? grass i lied about the wheels

a chicken crosses the street to ask a man: what is an anti-joke? the man replies: a joke the chicken responds: so why do they call it an ANTI-joke? the man answers: why did the horse walk into a bar? the chicken retorts: you can't answer a question with a question! the man replies: you're a figment of my imagination, nah nah nah nah i can't hear you.

A man walks into a bar. Ouch.

What happened to the man that took too much viagra? His erection lasted longer than 4 hours, he's dead now

what's shaped like a tree? a tree

Where did the moon get its degree? Unfortunately, they haven't installed any colleges for planetary satellites yet.

Guess what I saw today?..........Nothing I'm Blind.

Why did Bill yell? Because he stepped on a nail.

Did you hear about the dyslexic eye chart maker? His disability caused to him to have a difficult time at work and his production suffered because of this.

Why did the white comedian get booed off stage? Because his jokes were humorless and offensive.

Yo sugars so salty when you put it on your french fries they taste like salty french fries

How do white people screw in light bulbs? They read a manual.

Knock Knock Who's There? Robin Robin Who? Robin Williams Whoa, too early bro

How do you kill half the population of Mexico? A preemptive nuclear strike.

Why was the man cold? Because he was dead.

What smells like peanut butter but looks like a penis? A penis, I lied about the peanut butter.

A white man wakes up in the middle of the night and sees a black burglar trying to steal his hard earned possessions that he slaved many hours for, being a man who enjoyed living a man of luxury and hates people of foreign nature who steal his things said to him. " get out"

Q: why was the cow in the middle of the road? A: because it was dead

knock knock who's there? no one, but I appreciate the fact you asked.

A blind guy was reading the newspaper, it said flying cars. I bet he did'nt see that coming!

Why was the girl stupid? She didn't pay attention in school because everyone was making fun of her blonde hair.

Q: What is the meaning of life? A: We don't know. Dwight: FALSE. The answer to everything is 42.

A bear walks into a bar. The bartender asks, "What'll it be." The bear mauls his face off and kills several other patrons before police show up and fire three rounds in it's face.

what was hitlers rap album called? straight outta mein kampfton

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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