What's brown and sticky? Anal rape

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Why did the chicken cross the road? I'm asking, really... ..come on, someone has to know...

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your mommas so ugly it is affecting her self esteem!

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Why did the plane crash? -Because the pilot was a loaf of bread.

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I may be schizophrenic, but at least I have each other!

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Knock, knock (No one was home)

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A very unskillful basketball team enters a basketball tournament. They had little chance of winning and concluded with a loss.

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A guy in a truck delivering furniture runs over a frog. Concerned for the frog, he pulls over and runs back to the frog and asks "Are you ok?" The frog replies "Yeah, you want to buy a cupboard?"

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What did the little boy with cancer get for Christmas? Toys -Lets Go MEts

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Bill: My brother died on 9/11 Steve: Oh, I'm so sorry to hear that. Was he in one of the towers? Bill: Both. Steve: Both? Bill: He was in one tower when the first plane hit, so he ran over to warn everybody in the other tower and while he was in the other tower, he died of AIDS. Steve: LOL Bill: Quit your laughing, Steve, and make sweet, sweet love to me! Steve: It would be my pleasure! (While Bill and Steve made sweet, sweet love on that park bench, little did they know that a hundred miles away in a beautiful Los Angeles home, actor Jeff Goldblum was making himself a turkey sandwich...not too much mayo...just the way he likes it.)

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Are you from Tennessee? Because I can tell by your accent.

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Q: Why did Sally fall off the swing? A: She had no arms. Knock, knock. Who's there? Not Sally.

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Why was the young girl? A doctor told her that due to the fact that she was recently raped, she contracted AIDS.

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What gas station can u make a Kwick trip at? Kwick trip

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What did the mexican get for his brthday? A potatoe

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Whats the difference between a black guy and a bucket of crap? One is alive meanwhile the other is an object full of solid waste.

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What's worse than the Holocaust? Finding a worm in your apple. What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? A Holocaust survivor.

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what smells worse then shit Drew White

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A man walks into a bar. The bartender asks, "How's it going?" The man replies, "Bless you." The man walks out of the bar, as his peers realize he was honest when he told them a week earlier that he had autism.

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Women's Rights.

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What's black and twelve inches long? A Maglite.

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Why did the mother have a club in her hands covered with red liquid? She spilled her bloody murry while playing golf.

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What's the difference between dogs and humans? 8.

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I saw a butterfly yesterday with no wings so I poured some red bull on it and BAM! it drowned.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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