Why haven't the Miami "Big Three" won a championship together? They don't play as a team. They rely on three people to score all their points when there are at least two other people on the court at all times. They jinxed themselves because they thought they were going to win every title until their contracts were up.

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What's 9 plus 10? 19

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Two men walk into a bar. The third seeing the protruding bar goes home to find his entire family dead from anthrax.

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Your mother is so black...because she recently suffered a horrible accident with fire and has irreparable skin damage.

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How do you confuse and idiot? Purple.

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space is fun

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What's worse than the holocaust? 3,000,000 jews.

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You wanna hear a funny joke? Sorry, but I'm really not a funny guy. Not a comedian, you know.

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There once was a man from Nantucket, Whose body parts were all adequate and thus could not perform any odd sexual acts upon himself.

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What happens when you are a fat 37 year old virgin, with a small penis, poor bone structure, pale skin, a horrible personality, and no friends? You spend all night writing anti-jokes...will someone please like me?

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How do u get Hitler out of a car? You open the door.

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What's pink and fluffy? A feather duster.

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What do you call a fat guy falling down stairs Japan suffering.

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Roses are grey, Violets are grey, I am a dog

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Is your friend gay? Yeah, duh, of course he's happy.

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women's rights

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Do the Helen Keller... become mute, deaf, and blind.

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Why wasn't the turkey hungry on thanksgiving? Because it was dead!

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What did the prisoner say to the other prisoner? I am going to anally rape you.

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That's why her hair is so big, she teases it and uses a lot of expensive products.

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Roses are red, Violets are blue, Sausage is brown, and so is my wife.

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Why can't Helen Keller drive? Because she's dead

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Did you hear about the big Polish tragedy? There was a power outage in Poland's busiest shopping mall, People were stuck on the escalators for 4 hours. A woman gave birth in the elevator and died.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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