- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Chuck Norris once went skydiving. his parachute did not deploy. where he landed is now known as the grand canyon

Were did Suzie go after the bombing? A: everywere

Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? Because it was dead. Why did the second monkey fall out of the tree? Because it was stapled to the first one. Why did the third monkey fall out of the tree? Peer pressure.

Why couldn't Mike answer the phone on time? On his way to the phone he was shot and killed.

What did Taylor say to the other Taylor? Hi, my name is Taylor

How did the blonde girl get pregnant? Her boyfriend used a condom left in his pants and then was washed. Making it defective and causing her her to become pregnant.

roses are red i have a phone nobody texts me forever alonee lol

Q) what do girls like long , soft (can go hard) and has white stuff come out A) Twinkies but if left out of its plastic wrapping for a long period of time it will go hard

Why did the tree get mad at the bush? It didn't. Bushes are inanimate objects, and so are trees.

How do you wake up lady gaga? Set an alarm for an appropriate time

Why did Susie fall of the swing? She didn't have any arms. Knock knock Who's there Not Susie

what did the black man say to the white man? hi

Alcatraz is reopened only for Kevin's ma

The answer: He is dead! (read it throughout so you cant go wrong) Question: So why cant a man in Italia marry his widows sister? Moral: Had yet to read one like this one...

Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? Because it was dead. Why did a second monkey fall out of the tree? Because it was stapled to the first monkey. Why did a third monkey fall out of the tree? Peer pressure.

Wanna hear a funny joke? Look at the last joke.

An American man stopped me the other day and asked for the time, I looked at my watch and said: 5 o'clock.

How many blind people does it take to screw in a light bulb? Does it matter?

What do you get when you put a cat in a Xerox machine? A copycat.

the cast of the jersey shore

What's big, yellow and green? The sun, i was kidding about the green

Why was John sad? His parents were murdered.

What's the difference between Justin Bieber and a gay guy? They're both gay

Why was the black man a victim of racial prejudice? because he was black

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