T-Dog scare me

Wade's the father

What did the Batman say to the Joker? "I am the Batman."

roses are red, violets are blue, my name is dave, this poem makes no sense, microwave.

Your momma is so fat, that her doctor recommended that she goes on a diet in order to prevent early death caused by a heart problem.

how do you fit 20 babies into a bucket? you put them into a blender. how do you get them out? chips.

Why did the baby cross the road? It was being dragged by a truck

this is the part where we na na na na every good song needs a na na na na wake up at night screaming na na na na my grandmothers nickname is nana

There once was an X from place B, Who satisfied predicate P, Then X did thing A, In a specified way, Resulting in circumstance C.

Why did the man get fired? Because he had cancer

a person cries in the corner you go over to them and rape them

im a straight dude and all the gay dudes at school make fun of me oh wait i wrote that backwards

whats woorse then being stupid? kaelynn... aka big head

Why did the airplane crash? It was hit by a flying refrigerator.

People say it's easy to make fun of retarded people. But it's really not. You always have to explain it to them.

Roses are black Violets are black I'm blind

Why are Germans good at soccer The Holocost

Have you seen Ray Charles' house? No. Neither has he...

Have you heard the joke that they don't tell retarded people? You haven't? Well then alright let me tell you because it's actually quite amusing.

Why must you never cross an elephant with a human being? It is impossible anyway.

Why did the leper go back into the shower? he missed a spot.

A woman walks into a bar and orders a pint of ale. "Are you a Lesbian?", joked the barman. "Yes", replied the woman.

Why was the boy rolling down the hill? Cause he's stupid

What's the difference between a cake and Jews? A cake comes out of the oven.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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