- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Silly Sally Dillydallied then lost her job to outsourcing.

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Roses are red, Violets are blue, This poem's cool. I ran over your dog.

Why did jack smell smoke in his neighborhood? His house burnt to the ground.

What did Hitler say to the lady right next to him before the both committed suicide? I don't know, I don't understand German. I also wasn't there.

an englishman an irishman and a scotsman walked into a bar there was no welshman. they didn't phone him due to his uncontrollable thirst for violence

What is the best thing about chuck norris? hes holding a gun to my hea

What's better than winning gold at the special Olympics? Not being retarded. - Blake Woodman

Your mother is so stupid that she has an IQ score that is much lower than the average person.

Q: What do you call a hobo asking for change? A: Get off my driveway!

Me: Hey, Johnny! Do you see that Tree? Johnny: No. Me: Neither do I.

Knock knock Who's there? Hurry up, let me in! Hurry up, let me in, who? gunshot

Your mom is so cheap, that she eats her cereal with a fork to save milk

GOOD AFTERNOON KIND SIR OR MADAM THIS IS THE KUNDALINI EXPRESS MAY I TAKE YOUR ORDER

why did one crayon give another crayon the silent treatment? because they are crayons, unable to speak

Guess what I saw today?..........Nothing I'm Blind.

What did the liberian man say to the kid he just spat on? You have ebola. and probably aids.

Why did the chicken cross the road? It didn't, it was hit by a truck.

What's worse than dropping a dollar down the drain? Getting your nipple ripped off by a pair of pliers

What is worse than using the toilet and then realising there's no toilet paper? A racially motivated massacre.

Q: Why was the duck hands down hilarious? A: It wasn't, ducks don't have hands and with human beings able to be equipped with emotions such as to see an object or living organism as funny, do not view these mammals in a humorous manner.

Two Haitians walk into a bar and it collapses

Your mother is so old that she is dead.

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