So my girlfriend says I'm a pedophile. What does she know she's nine.

If your flying upstream in a kayak and a wheel flys off, how many pancakes can fit into a dog house? None, because ice-cream is alergic to frogs!

Wats a joke?

What the difference between a alien and you nothing

what do get when you blend zebra, a cow and a walrus? A not very good smoothie

A rabbi and a jew walk into a bar and had lot's of crazy anal sex ... then asked god for forgiveness. the end

What's harder than nailing a baby to a tree? My penis whilst im doing it.

What do you call a tall Asian Tall

Sally sold seashells by the seashore but she didnt make any money of course. seashells on the shore can be picked up off the beach for free

Why did hitler commit suicide He looked at his gas bill

I had a dream, then i died in it and now i'm dead but who cares, how are you ?

Q: Whats worse than finding a worm in your apple? A: Getting raped

Q: what weighs 6 ounces sits in a tree and is very deadly? A: a sparrow with a machine gun

A blond, a brunnet and a read head all fall off a cliif, wich one did not die They all died you idiots

Chrissy is funny.

What does a black man do when he breaks into a car? He steals the radio

I just painted my nails. I have braces.

What did the banana say to the other banana? We're both marshmallows

I've had amnesia as long as I can remember

why did the bear go into the woods to get shot

A blonde walked into a phone pole.

Kevin was very nervous going into his job interview. So he pretended he was a salad and ate himself.

What is 8 times 4? 32

What doesnt have arms and legs? A brick.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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