Why did the old man order the little girl into the car? Because he was her grandfather.

A black man walks up to a jewish man in a bar. They engage into a nice conversation, seeing how they were friends back in college.

Hello we are from the church of the latter day saints.

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a car drives off a cliff whos driving? an asin woman!

friends are like potatoes you eat them they die

Why did the baby die? Abortion

Why was the white guy eating himself? He was a autocannibal.

How could problems have been avoided in the old west? Bigger towns

A: What do you call a Jew with only one arm on Christmas? B: An amputee.

I'm banging your sister.

Hey I just meet you And this is crazy I took bath salts Your face looks tasty

why did the bear fall out of the tree? the bear got shot

What did the colonel say to the soldier before he got into the army tank? Get in.

what did th teacher say to the student? be quiet and do our work

What's black and white and red allover and can't fit through the door? A nun with a spear through her neck

What happened when the lawyer pissed all over the judge? He was thrown off the case, causing him to go home, rape his wife, and put a bullet into his child's head.

Why did the leprechaun cross the road? If you still believe in leprechauns, you need to see a doctor.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Thats where the slaughterhouse is.

A: Wanna hear a joke? Womens rights B: Wanna hear another joke? Your sexist beliefs are why your single...

There are three types of people in this world: The stupid. And the ones that can't count.

Chuck Norris once went skydiving. his parachute did not deploy. where he landed is now known as the grand canyon

who likes it up the anus? jason frisone at saybrook ave 08094 williamstown new jersey thats who

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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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