Why does one not simply walk into Mordor? Mordor doesn't really exist and thus is physically impossible to walk into, or enter by any means really.

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What would the world be like without 1 direction it would still be the world but just without 1 direction

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In particle-joke physics, the antijoke is the extension of the concept of the antiparticle to the joke, where the antijoke is composed of antiparticles in the same way that the normal joke is composed of particles. Furthermore, mixing jokes and antijokes can lead to the annihilation of both, in the same way that mixing antiparticles and particles does.The result of antijoke meeting jokes is an explosion.[1]

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What is the difference between a doorknob? Toast.

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Why do penguins wash their clothes in tide? They don't. As artic-dwelling birds, they don't have access TV or magazines and as such, are impervious to influences via commercials and written advertisements. Also, obvious tuxedo jokes aside, they don't really wear clothes.

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osama bin ladens hiding spot

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What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? The Holocaust What's worse than the Holocaust? Finding two worms in your apple. What's worse than that? Dying. What's worse than dying? Finding three worms in your apple.

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why did the chicken cross the road? the holocaust

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What do you call a gay lion tamer. It depends on their name.

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cool story bro. tell it again. tell it at a party.

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What do you do when jews take over your country? Invade Poland.

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what's the difference between fulham and sunderland ? hugh grant and lilly allen's dad

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What's worse than a baby dying of AIDS? It depends upon one's frame of reference. A family living in the US might consider the death of a baby by AIDS a horrible act by the gods. But to a similar family in sub-Saharan Africa, this might be a regular, albeit tragic occurrence.

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Why did the dog smile? It didn't. Humans are the only creatures on planet Earth capable of smiling, therefore, dogs are unable to smile.

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Got no dick? Then you're probably a girl.

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What do you call a man with no arms and no legs in the bottom of a pit? Whatever his parents named him.

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I never asked for this.

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A woman walks out of the kitchen, she gets slapped by her sexist husband.

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What's gay and ugly? An ugly gay.

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What's the difference between a whore and a blonde? There is not enough information to answer this question.

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What did the priest say to the kid? You can tell your dog but nobody else, ok?

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what does a blonde say when she walks into a bar? ouch

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Why couldn't the old man read the street sign? Because there were no words. Just an arrow designating a trun up ahead.

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Q. Why did Mary fall down the steps? A. Because she had no legs.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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