What did the man do after he took a bite of his pie? Chew. After that? Swallow. Then? Repeat.

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-Knock Knock -Who's there? -Traveling Salesman.

Yo momma is so fat, I gave her a cupcake and she enjoyed it.

What do you call a gay woman who likes to smoke cigarettes? A lesbian with a possible nicotine addiction.

how many large people can you fit in a bath tub ... 1/16

how long does it take for a black woman to poop? women dont poop, especially not halle berry

What's worse than this joke? Taking a dump on an airplane as it crashes in to the World Trade Center.

What's long and hard and looks like plastic? A plastic baton.

A Jew and a German walk in a bar. they've accepted their peoples past and learned to move on with their lives

There were two muffins in an oven one muffin said, "Is it hot in here or is it just me?" the other muffin said, "AHHH A TALKING MUFFIN!"

Why didn't the man cross the road? He was paralyzed.

Whats the best way to get chewing gum out of your hair? Cancer.

Yo mamma is so fat she needs a highly dangerous gastrointestinal bypass and if she dies you will wish she had made more of an effort to diet.

who steals more than a black person?, a pirate.

What do you call to guys who gave gave each other HIV? Blood-Brothers

A Jew walks into a bar The bar owner looks at a gang of punks in the back and shouts "YOU! GET OUT!" The Jew leaves the bar.

Why did the baby die? Abortion

Q:What did the ginger get for Christmas? A: A soul...jk,hair dye

Whay was 6 afraid of 7? 7 had an extra penis

The graduate with a Science degree asks, "Why does it work?" The graduate with an Engineering degree asks, "How does it work?" The graduate with an Accounting degree asks, "How much will it cost?" The graduate with a Liberal Arts degree asks, "Do you want fries with that?"

What did the fish say when he ran into a wall?

An Ethiopian field worker goes into work one day and finds out he was fired. Agriculture in Ethiopia is bad because it doesn't rain much.

What did the sting ray say to steve irwin? It doesn't matter , steve irwin is dead, dead as a doormat.

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