What did one potato say to the other. Let's get baked!( hope u dont mind that this isnt a anti-joke well i dont know what it is so sue me)

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Q:What did grandma get for christmas? A:a coffen

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What do you call a kid with cancer? screwed

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IU football

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A horse walks into a bar. The bartender asks "Why the long face?" The horse replies "My wife just died from pancreatic cancer."

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What do you call a man with no arms and no legs floating in a lake? Bob.

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The World Record For Longest Game of Hide and Seek goes to... Binladin

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What do you call a black person at a 7-11? A customer.

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What happened when the little girl said Bloody Mary 3 times in the dark? - She got her head smashed in the mirror, all of her intestines were neatly ripped out and was stabbed to death with No.2 mechanical pencils. Then her parents came home from dinner to find their daughter brutally killed in her own room. They notified police, opened a case and gave up after 12 years of searching for her killer. Both parents cried for the amount of years their daughter had been gone and they both decided to kill each other. The father raped the mom while slitting the back of her neck that led to her head being detached. Then the father left his pick up truck running and through his head toward the engine, which didn't really work. So he went back inside and watched Three and A Half Men.

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press a,s,d,f,g,h,j,k,l feel like a pianist

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A woman goes into the supermarket and buys a single banana, a canned meal for one and some ice cream. While paying for her items, the cashier looks up at her and says "I can tell you're single" "Oh yeah? How'd you know?" The woman asks. "Because you're ugly as fuck." Replies the cashier.

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What is worse than a bunch of babies stapled to a tree? A bunch of trees stapled to a baby.

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It's easy to take part, just type your text below!

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a man walks into a prostitute.

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Why did the bus drop a boy holding ice cream? Its driver was not paying full attention on the road and was sentenced 15 years for manslaughter.

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How many dislikes can this get?

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weiner? balls

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Why do Italian people like pasta? Because it tastes good.

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If you give a mouse a cookie... ...you're destroying its natural diet. It might die.

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A Japanese woman walks into a Korean deli, and asks the Korean man if she can buy some groceries. They are able to get past their cultural differences, and share their favorite recipes.

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A duck flies to someone's backyard pool. Moments later it takes a dump , then suddenly flies away.

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What do video games and school have in common? Nothing, nobody likes school

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What is the difference between a duck? It can neither ride a bike.

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Fool me once, shame on you. Fool me twice, you should be a con artist.

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