- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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A white guy, a black guy, and a Spanish guy jump off of a building. Due to acceleration of gravity, they hit the ground at a fast speed and die.

Q: What do you call a black preist? A: Father

how did the monkey fall out of the tree he was stupid how did the monkey get a black eye he was hit by a bus how did the monkey end up in the sewer he got hit by another bus

Why did the man go to the toilet with his brother? Because Mario and Luigi had to go down in it.

Why did the boy drop his Ice cream? A terrorist threw a refrigerator at him.

What's brown and rhymes with snoop? Dr. Dre

What will you never see? A white guy that camp jump.

knock knock WUUUZZZZZUUUUUUUUP!!!!! WUUUUZZZZZUUUUUUUP!!! WUUZZZZUUUUUUUUP!!! WUUZUUUUUUUUUUUUUUP!! WUUUUUZZZZUU......

Do the Helen Keller... become mute, deaf, and blind.

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What did Michael Jackson say to the little boy? Nothing. He's been dead for over three years.

How many monkeys can play COD at once? It depends on how many controllers you have.

lyren is a big meanyhead

What do you call a dog that's having a stroke? An emergency animal hospital.

what did the right wing jew say after he was arrested for murder? bt we went through the holocust

What did the athletic white boy say to the aids carrying African boy? Ha.

Your mama so stupid. She tried to climb over a glass wall to see the other side

*knock knock "there's a door bell"

I may be schizophrenic, but at least I have each other!

A guy in a truck delivering furniture runs over a frog. Concerned for the frog, he pulls over and runs back to the frog and asks "Are you ok?" The frog replies "Yeah, you want to buy a cupboard?"

What's worse than a truck full of dead babies? An alive one at the bottom eating it's way out.

Who makes the sandwiches in a lesbian relationship?

A man and a dog were sitting on a hill, the dog says to the man "Nice weather we are having today isn't it?" The man then goes insane because dogs can't talk, then later commits suicide from depression caused by his wife leaving him.

Why is there milk on the stairs? Did the cow leak again?

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