why do you care?

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Why did the chicken cross the road Because he was Pierre preasured by all you assholes Saying he already did it so now he feels like he Has to do it.

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What is the best part about football The scoring

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In particle-joke physics, the antijoke is the extension of the concept of the antiparticle to the joke, where the antijoke is composed of antiparticles in the same way that the normal joke is composed of particles. Furthermore, mixing jokes and antijokes can lead to the annihilation of both, in the same way that mixing antiparticles and particles does.The result of antijoke meeting jokes is an explosion.[1]

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Q: What do Obama and George Washington have in common? A: They are both intelligent, trustworthy presidents who truly care for what is best for the United States. Except for Obama.

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Dory from Finding Nemo: "Hey, I just met you, and this is crazy- Hey, I just met you."

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Do you wanna hear a Ebola joke? You probably won't get it

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What does a dog do in his spare time? Lick himself.

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Why Is Jarrod spencer gay Coz he is

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What do a black person and a monkey have in common? A. They both are organism that need food and water to survive.

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Q. What did the fat guy get for his birthday? A. diabetes

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Why couldn't the kid get into the pirate movie? Tickets were sold out.

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why wouldn't the boy shake his teachers hand? his abusive father cut it off with an axe when he was a child

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Whats big brown and sticky A sappy oak tree

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Are u that bald or is your neck blowing bubbles.

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What happened after September 11, 2001? September 12, 2001

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How do you stop 5 black guys from raping a girl? You call the proper authorities. Don't try to be a hero.

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Why did the bartender cry when a construction worker ordered a Jack and Coke? His son Jack had run away five years ago to sell cocaine; his father hadn't seen him since.

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What do you get when you have sex with a $10 prostitute? Nothing, she's clean. She may be low-scale, but she'll be damned if she's not careful.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Because he had just been brutally raped by a lawnmower. The lawnmower had been hit by a car. The woman driving the car was suffering from Alzheimers disease. Which then escalated from the stress of the accident that she took her cat and ripped his right ass cheek then continued on with her day

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Whats the best way to get a woman to sleep with you? Rape her

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Me: Ask me if im a penguin friend: are you a penguin? me: no.

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A man walks up to a horse and asks, "why the long face?" The horse stares back at him, blankly. The man then sits and ponders his life, sad that he now tries to communicate with horses and realizes that his eccentricity is probably the reason his marriage failed.

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Whats bloody and wrinkly? Your nans fanny

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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