why could the boy use the computer there was nothing wrong with him

knock knock zzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzz knock knock zzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzz knock kock ding dong ding di-ding dong zzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzz sigh weeeeeeeeeewooooooooooooooooo zzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzz hey yo wake up zzz-oh-huh-what-whos there i've been yelling for like five minutes oh sorry jim will you let me in already all right

Roses are red violets are blue I have AIDS go get checked

natalie wilson is a hilarious stripper

why couldent Hellen Keller drive? Because shes a woman.

Why was 6 afraid of 7? It wasn't. Numbers don't have emotion.

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Whats black and white and red / read all over * a bloody penquin * nun falling down the slairs * news paper * a clumsey panda

why did i fall? i got pushed!

What did the avocado say to the person? I can't talk

Why did the tree stay home from school? Because, trees don't have school.

A lady with no legs walked..... never mind

So I went to my grandmothers house at 7 and left at 8.

Luckily Captain America was able to rescue Hitler just before he was trapped in the ice for many years... Thanks to his brave efforts the war continued many more years! Captain America under ice: Why do I get the feeling I did something wrong? Hmm... 30 years later Cap: DAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAMNNNNNN!!!!!! Moral: On ice, tickets sold out... no clothing required, ladies only, None under 16!

a man walks into a gay bar. he was gay.

So three men walk into a bar. One orders a Miller Light, the other orders a Guiness, and the third has a glass of ice water. He was the designated driver.

yo mommas so ugly that everyone died.

If you analyze this joke closely you' ll realize its not funny.

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What's the difference between a jew, a muslim and a christian. They follow different belief systems

What did timothy say after he went to go golf? - I just went golfing

Why was Michelle crying? I don't know. Neither do I.

Why is 6 afraid of 7? It's not. Numbers are not living organisms and thus are incapable of experiencing emotion.

What did the Man say to the elephant Nothing this man does not speak, the elephant does though

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