Q: who's Snow White's brother A: egg white Get the yolk!

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Why did the chicken cross the road? 42

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What was everyone doing in the library? Reading

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Knock Knock whose there? child abuse...

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You have such a big heart (Girlfriend) The doctor's think dangerously so (Guy)

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What do you call an Arab on an airplane? A passenger.

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What did the T-rex say to the velociraptor? Dinosaurs are extinct.

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waiter there's a fly in my alphabet soup that's not a fly that's a spelling bee

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what did the lion say to the zebra? roar!

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24

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A black man walks into a bank with a gun......he is a 25-year veteran SWAT team officer attempting to arrest two armed robbers that have 5 old ladies hostage.

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Why couldn't the young girl play outside with her friends? She was bed ridden with terminal cancer.

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Why did the chick cross the road? He didn't. He was attending his father's funeral, who had been killed earlier that week by an oncoming car as he was crossing the road.

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Who has downs this joke

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What did the dead person say? Nothing, dead people cant talk, coz they are dead

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aggie wilkinson, i WOULD!!!!!

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so a kangaroo a piece of cake and a whale are all doing... ...nothing they would not hang out together

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Christopher Reeve walks into a room.

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How do you find Will Smith in a snowstorm? You look for the black guy.

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What did Joan of Arc have for her last meal? Steak

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Charlie Sheen walks into a bar... Every morning, and stays until it closes... [credit gilbert gottfried]

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Cancer.

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What's the difference between a baseball player on the Yankees, and one on the Red Sox? One was named Jeff, the other wasn't.

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Why was the boy rolling down the hill? Cause he's stupid

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