- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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um...... What's worse than 15 babies stapled to trees? sixteen babies staples to trees PS: I will stop posting if 3 people don't like this by tommarow.

What's brown and sticky? A stick.

Society has given up on chairs that spin.

what did Santa say to the 3 hookers? Merry Christmas!

What did the black man get on his SAT's? -Barbecue sauce

what did the jaguar and the girl have in common? Spots, the girl had the chicken pox

Why wasn't the boy at his basketball game? - Because he, his twin brother, and pregnant mother all died in a fatal car accident involving a train on the way their.

How many Mexicans does it take to change a lightbulb 500 , 1 to hold the lightbulb, 499 to spin the house

Why was the skeleton afraid to cross the road? He wasn't, and in fact was entirely unaware that said road existed given the fact that he was deceased; and therefore lacked any sensory organs and motor functions associated with crossing roads.

Why did the man climb to top of the tower? To push the Jew off.

What's stupid and a waste of time? Anti joke .com because people on here are too ignorant and serious cuz it's not funny. It's anti joke G-Dang it. Come on seriously

What's longer then Hitlers gas bill Chris Browns Penis

Quantum Mechanics is so difficult to understand, somewhere Stephen Hawking just walked into a bar.

knock knock who's there? i eat mop I eat mop who?

your on a bus and you ask your math teacher if you got the answers on the homework right and the bus crashes in the middle of an intersection.

What's the difference between a Justin Beiber concert and a hedgehog? With a hedgehog, the pricks are on the outside, but in a Justin Beiber concert, the pricks are on the inside.

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Who lives in a pineapple under the sea? Nematode's. A Nematode is a type of round worm that lives under water, and while most are carnivorous, some feed on vegetation, such as pineapples.

A man walks into a bar, and he says, "ow,".

John Kerry walks into a bar. The bartender looks at him and says, "Hey, why the lost election?"

What's worse than being held hostage? Waking up and finding dick your mouth

knock knock who's there police

A Woman decides she wants to stop making sanwiches for her sexist boyfriend. She walks away and lives a happy life. In hell.

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